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Justin Haugens

@justinhaugens.bsky.social
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Daddy brain. I think I’m nearing the end of the middle.

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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 3h
Hey, I recognize that place! Honestly, unsure if we ever went to it. There’s a McDonald’s caddy corner to it and I remember watching the “__ billions served” sign tick upwards over time. Don’t think I paid attention to others with it. Closest McDonald’s was probably 30 minutes from my hometown.
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 4h
XRT FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE AT 2100 POSTAL SERVICE FROM 2013
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 13h
What if you’re all three?
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Kick it Forward on Instagram: "Plane or train?"
102K likes, 628 comments - kick.it.forward on October 4, 2026: "Plane or train?".
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 13h
Reminded me that Evanston’s police department couldn’t muster a bike cop to ride along Oakton’s bike bus, sending a motorcycle cop instead. 🤦🏻‍♂️🫣🤯
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 16h
The Cook County State’s Attorney’s Office charged Peterson with one felony count of leaving the scene of a crash causing injury or death. Police also issued him two traffic citations, one for violating pedestrian right-of-way at crosswalks and one for violating general speed restrictions. Wow.
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 16h
Leland is way up there!
Map of Lake Michigan, Chicago in the southwest corner and Leland, Michigan in the top right corner
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤯
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gee, how fast does one have to go to flip and cause this kind of damage?
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weird things you don’t expect after dark, a purple line train placarded loop heading south from Morse.
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why may I use + and - to zoom in and out within Apple Maps but sometimes I can't?
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today was Oakton's first bike bus that I am aware of and I have a few thoughts. One, EPD provided an escort.....on a motorcycle. Two, there were dozens of kids which was great. Three, why are we interviewing elected officials when they're the reason we're having bike buses? Make our streets safer...
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@alexhairysun.bsky.social do you know which RT reporter joined Oakton’s bike bus this morning?
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Put your money where your mouth is Evanston, you hypocritical “but we’re environmentalists” shits.
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 02/10/2026
Current* conditions near Kewaunee, WI:
Various views generally looking east from the south side of the mouth of the Kewaunee River as it meets Lake Michigan. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-10-01 20:06:02 CDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: cityofkewaunee.gov // Current Temp in Kewaunee: 62 F | 17 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: NNW at 8 mph | 14 kph // Humidity: 80%
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
2026 Primary, no mail in ballot received. 2026 General, mail in ballot received!
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THIS IS NOT A FREAK OUT POST I have a couple thousand miles on a Family, we adjust the seat regularly, but most of all CPSC says only 1,032 of these were sold in the US? Were half of those sold in Chicagoland alone?!
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West Seattle Bike Blob @westseattlebikeblg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A good
bike seat
doesn't fly off while you're
 biking
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Krunchie 🐓 @foxyvalli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Woah these bikes look awesome. I could use one of those cargo bikes if I wasn't so scared of getting RAM3500'd.
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well their efforts are “very personal, very high” stakes for the defendants, no? Schmuck.
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WIND IS GONNA GETCHA
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Our kite will fly up and up,” said Frog. “It will fly all the way up to the top of the sky.”
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Evergreen.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a moon! We went to Une Anne tonight and got ti stare at the moon the whole ride home! And parents, if you’re up for a trip to an awkward location, Une Anne’s is a great spot for kids to run around while hanging out. Absurd food and drink menu!
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Over here recking my brain trying to figure out how the bookcase I am almost done with grew 1/8” at the base compared to the top…..
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stay at home dad here 👋🏼… that nonsense about the family at a Giants game is lulz
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember when Evanston was, more or less, considered ahead of the curve compared to Chicago regarding bike infrastructure? lol yeah, a decade ago.
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Thomas Jerome @thomasjerome.com · 24/09/2026
Naming the "Ableism" list so that a screen reader pronounces it "Four bee ell three one ess em", 10/10 bit
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If a man reads a report on “social emotional growth” and they don’t understand what they’re reading, run. Run for the hills.
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it gluten free?
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"We've been getting a lot of calls about this..." Of course you are dumbass, why do you believe this is the correct path?!
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is this how I’m suppose to win support of my personal interests?
Kimalah
@knlaguerre.bsky.social
I think you should fuck off and die and send me money you fucking fed
Goal is $800
CA: $ Laguerrek
PP: @
KimalahL
10:39 AM • Sep 23, 2026
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning from Lake Michigan!
Foreground is a grassy square with intermittent trees, a bakfiets parked on the path, sun high in a mostly clear sky, clouds on the horizon, and a sliver of Lake Michigan mid ground.
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cube in action.
Toddler playing inside a wood cube with shapes carved in each side
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Man, that moment when your kiddo finally closes their eyes and lets go to the sleep monster such a relief.
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s 2026 and traffic engineers think stop signs provide safety.
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Welp, it’s documented that Evanston is in the business of public storage of private vehicles.
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And now I am obligated to listen to this banger. on.soundcloud.com/rggXqqMM9QFC... one of the few techno mixes I like.
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Dave Clarke - JJJ Mixup 09-06-2001 - Tronik Sidney Australia
Listen to Dave Clarke - JJJ Mixup 09-06-2001 - Tronik Sidney Australia by bioparox #np on #SoundCloud
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pick it up and it’s yours…. It’s about 18 x 11. Made it so long ago I don’t even remember.
Nail thread “art” with the Chicago flag placed vertical inlaid the state of Illinois boundary
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anybody want to read a Councilmembersplaining email to see how poorly they tell me why the city didn’t do what I requested? I’ve been avoiding it since Saturday cause I know it’s gonna be trash.
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A cam of a cam?
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do you avoid reading emails from city staff or elected officials because you, by default, expect them to disappoint?
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The rain has busted our plans for today and tomorrow—is there anything kid friendly happening downtown today?
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What in the fucking fireworks are happening in Rogers Park right now?
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man, the Interweb is a strange place with strange decisions made.
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Were over here giving her $1 and a fun little tchotchke... what are you guys doing to these kids?!
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you've never had Trader Joe's pumpkin ice cream, you're missing out. It's like a mashup of pumpkin pie and marshmallows, incredibly rich and hard to eat much in one sitting but oh so good.
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Flotsam! floating circus happening on the North Shore Channel in Lincolnwood.
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@nikhunder.com Do you have any recommendations for requesting information surrounding a 311 request I made?
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Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What will win, dry ice or rats? We shall see!
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