Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 3hHey, I recognize that place! Honestly, unsure if we ever went to it. There’s a McDonald’s caddy corner to it and I remember watching the “__ billions served” sign tick upwards over time. Don’t think I paid attention to others with it. Closest McDonald’s was probably 30 minutes from my hometown. 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 4hXRT FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE AT 2100 POSTAL SERVICE FROM 2013 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 13hWhat if you’re all three?instagram.comKick it Forward on Instagram: "Plane or train?"102K likes, 628 comments - kick.it.forward on October 4, 2026: "Plane or train?". 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 13hReminded me that Evanston’s police department couldn’t muster a bike cop to ride along Oakton’s bike bus, sending a motorcycle cop instead. 🤦🏻♂️🫣🤯 010
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 16hThe Cook County State’s Attorney’s Office charged Peterson with one felony count of leaving the scene of a crash causing injury or death. Police also issued him two traffic citations, one for violating pedestrian right-of-way at crosswalks and one for violating general speed restrictions. Wow. 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Gee, how fast does one have to go to flip and cause this kind of damage? 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Weird things you don’t expect after dark, a purple line train placarded loop heading south from Morse. 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why may I use + and - to zoom in and out within Apple Maps but sometimes I can't? 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today was Oakton's first bike bus that I am aware of and I have a few thoughts. One, EPD provided an escort.....on a motorcycle. Two, there were dozens of kids which was great. Three, why are we interviewing elected officials when they're the reason we're having bike buses? Make our streets safer... 110
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@alexhairysun.bsky.social do you know which RT reporter joined Oakton’s bike bus this morning? 110
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Put your money where your mouth is Evanston, you hypocritical “but we’re environmentalists” shits. 010
Reposted by Justin HaugensLake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 02/10/2026Current* conditions near Kewaunee, WI: 1207
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 01/10/20262026 Primary, no mail in ballot received. 2026 General, mail in ballot received! 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026THIS IS NOT A FREAK OUT POST I have a couple thousand miles on a Family, we adjust the seat regularly, but most of all CPSC says only 1,032 of these were sold in the US? Were half of those sold in Chicagoland alone?! 000
Reposted by Justin HaugensKrunchie 🐓 @foxyvalli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Woah these bikes look awesome. I could use one of those cargo bikes if I wasn't so scared of getting RAM3500'd. 1171
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well their efforts are “very personal, very high” stakes for the defendants, no? Schmuck. 010
Reposted by Justin HaugensFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Our kite will fly up and up,” said Frog. “It will fly all the way up to the top of the sky.” 0717
Reposted by Justin HaugensFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.” 337381
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What a moon! We went to Une Anne tonight and got ti stare at the moon the whole ride home! And parents, if you’re up for a trip to an awkward location, Une Anne’s is a great spot for kids to run around while hanging out. Absurd food and drink menu! 010
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Over here recking my brain trying to figure out how the bookcase I am almost done with grew 1/8” at the base compared to the top….. 010
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Stay at home dad here 👋🏼… that nonsense about the family at a Giants game is lulz 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Remember when Evanston was, more or less, considered ahead of the curve compared to Chicago regarding bike infrastructure? lol yeah, a decade ago. 110
Reposted by Justin HaugensThomas Jerome @thomasjerome.com · 24/09/2026Naming the "Ableism" list so that a screen reader pronounces it "Four bee ell three one ess em", 10/10 bit 122603440
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If a man reads a report on “social emotional growth” and they don’t understand what they’re reading, run. Run for the hills. 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"We've been getting a lot of calls about this..." Of course you are dumbass, why do you believe this is the correct path?! 020
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Is this how I’m suppose to win support of my personal interests? 010
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Man, that moment when your kiddo finally closes their eyes and lets go to the sleep monster such a relief. 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s 2026 and traffic engineers think stop signs provide safety. 010
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Welp, it’s documented that Evanston is in the business of public storage of private vehicles. 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026And now I am obligated to listen to this banger. on.soundcloud.com/rggXqqMM9QFC... one of the few techno mixes I like.soundcloud.comDave Clarke - JJJ Mixup 09-06-2001 - Tronik Sidney AustraliaListen to Dave Clarke - JJJ Mixup 09-06-2001 - Tronik Sidney Australia by bioparox #np on #SoundCloud 010
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Pick it up and it’s yours…. It’s about 18 x 11. Made it so long ago I don’t even remember. 010
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Anybody want to read a Councilmembersplaining email to see how poorly they tell me why the city didn’t do what I requested? I’ve been avoiding it since Saturday cause I know it’s gonna be trash. 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Do you avoid reading emails from city staff or elected officials because you, by default, expect them to disappoint? 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The rain has busted our plans for today and tomorrow—is there anything kid friendly happening downtown today? 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What in the fucking fireworks are happening in Rogers Park right now? 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Man, the Interweb is a strange place with strange decisions made. 010
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Were over here giving her $1 and a fun little tchotchke... what are you guys doing to these kids?! 000
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you've never had Trader Joe's pumpkin ice cream, you're missing out. It's like a mashup of pumpkin pie and marshmallows, incredibly rich and hard to eat much in one sitting but oh so good. 010
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Flotsam! floating circus happening on the North Shore Channel in Lincolnwood. 160
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@nikhunder.com Do you have any recommendations for requesting information surrounding a 311 request I made? 010
Justin Haugens @justinhaugens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What will win, dry ice or rats? We shall see! 011