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Justine Akehurst

@justineakehurst.bsky.social
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Come get your Ring camera for 24/7 surveillance coverage “for lost dogs”. K.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Abigail you are amazing and will be amazing in this shenanigan too.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Hit the showers, Liam! All washed up hahaha.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
That’s awesome!
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
A bias for staying alive for fuck’s sake.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Also nobody fucking says LGB. the fuck?
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
They can certainly waste their time trying to rewrite history. All I know is that when they’re overthrown it’s all going to be added back in.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Heartbreaking. ugh.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
“Wait for my brother, Baron!”
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Don’t we all.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
“It’s Got Electrolytes!”
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
He’s completely untrustworthy.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
If I was the NSA I’d be like Okey Dokey, and round file that fucking order. Like they’re going to go audit the NSA’s data.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Also: Reverse every EO. Bake gender equality into the constitution.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Need to feed them cornmeal for a week and then they’ll be ok.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I hereby rename the Atlantic Ocean as The Pond.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
How to specify steps that may land me on a list?
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
If I have to choose, not Oasis.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
at this point, I really don’t care if they violate the prime directive to pick me off the earth.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Zero decorum.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Bloodwine
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Yeah, me neither. I'd be more compelled by a return to folk.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Substack does need to decentralize, and we need to realize the early stages of lock-in and future 'enshittification' if we decide to stay.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I've learned so much about myself in the last 10 years. I don't think I would have learned this much had I stayed in the closet. In fact, I was destined to become an alcoholic had I stayed on that path, and likely deep into alcoholism by this point. I chose the better path of authenticity.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The Trauma Club
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
He’s got a few kids hanging around, they make convenient meat shields.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Ask them about election inteference. My guess is that they were the coders because it certainly was not Elon.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It’s been newfound joy every day. I have ten years of selfies to prove it.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Libel suit?
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I’ll be a trans actor for you, Jessie. We don’t need the Oscars.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Ooh jam!
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Compromise? Fucking seriously?
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Put those in foil packet, little bit of salt and pepper. Put into oven at 285, pull out of oven when meat hits 130. If it’s a tough cut, go to about 180 to melt the collagen.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
What a dick.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
can we strap a nuke to its ass and get it here faster?
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This topic made it to Reddit r/actuallesbians and even mentioned your video!
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It’s so petty and stupid. The 1984 memory hole worked on paper. The internet is forever.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
In a way it’s sort of like the Trill race in Star Trek. I have his memories but I am a wholly different person and gender from him.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
My dead brother gave me life and kept me alive. I owe him a debt of gratitude.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I’ll take the California roll, please
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I’m amazed he’s still got employees that fit into the Venn diagram of knuckle dragger tech bros that are still decent enough coders to pick the right code to copy paste from Stackoverflow.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Quick find me a refrigerator
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
and that solution… is more Brawno!
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
what about those delicious lead paint chips? And that warm feeling of asbestos?
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Over here! I’m over here!
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
They are straight up violating their oath of office. They lied about it. Simple as that.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I was so delighted to see you in that show, and kicking ass. Double delighted.
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Justine Akehurst @justineakehurst.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Sounds like Netflix needs a critical video made about them too. They deserve it.
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