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Justin Tunney

@justine.lol
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I built a C library that lets you compile 12kb static binaries that run natively on Linux, Mac, Windows, FreeBSD, OpenBSD, NetBSD and BIOS using just GCC/Clang. #JewishLivesMatter

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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 23/08/2026
I’m still alive.
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 15/04/2026
1/ Professor Jiang is a Yale-educated high school teacher whose Predictive History channel on YouTube has gained 2.3 million followers. He's called the Chinese Nostradamus for calling the Iran war. I was cleaning up BLP issues on his Wikipedia page and I learned something very sad.
quotations of
Professor Jiang
on his child abuse
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 10/02/2026
selling calls has got it going on cause Japan won't let stocks rise for long Nikkei can't you see you're just not the stock for me I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with selling calls
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 14/12/2025
PSA: Don't get your financial data from Google. It's scandalous that they have a 20x underreporting error on a company that's under review by MSCI and NASDAQ for index inclusion. Search and Finance numbers aren't even internally consistent.
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 13/09/2025
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 28/08/2025
Cloudflare believes blocking AI crawlers is more important than DNS, SSL, E-Mail, Logs, etc. Why else would it be the first thing in their navigation? This feature isn't exactly brand new.
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 27/08/2025
Why do mobile apps show me notifications about things I've done? Gee thanks Tesla, I didn't know I was just supercharging my car. Gee thanks Gemini, I had no idea the research report I just read on my desktop had been completed. The list goes on.
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 14/06/2025
Living in Chernobyl poses less risk to your health than eating out of plastic bags and containers. Prove me wrong.
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𝙲𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚍𝚊𝚖 @cristianadam.eu · 08/05/2025
I gave two talks at @qt-project.org Contributors Summit 2025 in Munich 🥨 One about @justine.lol 's Cosmopolitan LibC wiki.qt.io/QtCS25_-_Com... and one about Qt Creator Extensions wiki.qt.io/QtCS25_-_Qt_... I think it went well 😅
wiki.qt.io
QtCS25 - Compile once; run everywhere - Qt Wiki
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 08/05/2025
I loved Star Wars as a kid. I memorized it, talked about it, and waited eight long years for the prequels. They didn't end up being the films I wanted. I thought what is all this scheming? Where's my clear story of good vs. evil? But looking back I think they were the films we needed.
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 14/04/2025
So Let's Encrypt is now having certificates expire in six days. That must mean it's feasible to crack a key in less than three months, right? Is anyone familiar with the state of the art?
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 12/04/2025
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 01/03/2025
The worst thing about modern video codecs is they make everything look AI generated. Even watching a 1080p video on YouTube my brain is telling me it's fake but I know it's not.
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 04/02/2025
Be careful what you eat the next time you're in Europe. The EU recently authorized larvae as a filler additive in pasta, breads, cheese, etc. They're required to put larvae on ingredient lists, but restaurants could use it without telling you. eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-conten...
eur-lex.europa.eu
Implementing regulation - EU - 2025/89 - EN - EUR-LexLog inEnglish
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 13/12/2024
Basically you have to think of BSB vs. NSYNC the same as Nintendo vs. Sega. All the good kids played Super Nintendo and listened to Backstreet Boys.
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 08/12/2024
If your GitHub project has more commits than stars, it might be time to reconsider where you're focusing your energy!
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 16/11/2024
I built a new JSON library. It runs fast, builds fast, is easy to modify, fully passes JSONTestSuite, and is fuzzed by AFL. github.com/jart/json.cpp/
github.com
GitHub - jart/json.cpp: JSON for Classic C++
JSON for Classic C++. Contribute to jart/json.cpp development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 12/11/2024
Rewrite it in Cosmopolitan Libc! github.com/jart/cosmopo...
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Justin Tunney @justine.lol · 12/11/2024
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