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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺

@justinbeach.ca
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I go ding when there's stuff: Work at UOIT + Freelance writer on STEM, politics, music, film+tv. ex PBS & CBC, fan of science & reason, but also folklore, mythology, and stories. Neurospicy. I also do this bsky.app/profile/can4eu.bsky.social

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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 12/09/2026
Mitch? Nah he's fine ... see
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 11/09/2026
Picture of man in a MAGA hat asking a magic 8 ball if he'll get a five thousand dollar check, second image shows that the magic 8 ball is actually a bowling ball.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 06/09/2026
Clearly ...
Cat poster - with kitten hanging from branch and the caption "Hang In There!"
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 10/04/2026
Got this today - It’s the Urban Dictionary for 1811 (mainly created so the posh could understand the poors)
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 24/02/2026
No cheating. Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. ... Therapy should be ... interesting. I suspect I won't be lying on a couch talking about my childhood.
Photo of a young Joan Jett, holding a baseball bat.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 01/01/2026
This is me every year for a decade now.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 13/09/2025
Dollar store Halloween decorations + LED = new nightlight
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 19/07/2025
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 08/07/2025
Turns out the last verse of Stevie Wonder's "Big Brother" (1972) was prophetic.
Lyrics to Stevie Wonder's 1972 song Big Brother. Last verse reads: 
You've killed all our leaders, I don't even have to do nothin' to you, You'll cause your own country to fall.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 03/06/2025
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 16/05/2025
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 13/05/2025
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 05/05/2025
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 05/05/2025
What exactly are they going to tariff? The entire movie budget? The tickets at the theatre? (That would just end movie theatres faster and feed direct to streaming), the digital file? What about foreign film? How do you tariff a movie? This sounds like meat for the base without a plan.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 29/04/2025
Jagmeet Singh is losing his seat tonight as well.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 29/04/2025
Not called yet but Pollievre is going to lose his seat.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 14/04/2025
Photo of a penguin running away from a burning Tesla dealership.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 10/04/2025
More proof that Mark Carney is the man for the time we're living through. (from the interview with Nardwar).
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney holding a copy of London Calling by the Clash.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 07/04/2025
A screenshot of text describing cybertruck owners failing to get rid of them.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 03/04/2025
Love our new summer tourism campaign #ElbowsUp (poster credit unknown)
Cartoon picture of a Canadian with a red toque and red flannel shirt and the words “Visit Canada We won’t throw you into an El Salvadoran gulag without due process!”
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 25/03/2025
Seen in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Photo of a cyber truck with "Ford" stencilled on the back
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 21/03/2025
💯
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 17/03/2025
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 16/03/2025
I honestly think that Trump and a lot of Republicans are baffled. They suffer from the delusion that everyone wants to be American so when they say "Hey Canada, how about you all become American" and we say "F. No!" they think they must have misheard, because that's not one of the possible answers.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 06/03/2025
I found John Barron
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 04/03/2025
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 03/03/2025
The farmers that voted for Trump should know that he doesn't know anything about what you do or how. He thinks you can just throw a switch and increase output, or add a third shift to your corn field (in early March). Apparently he missed the planting a bean in a Dixie Cup thing in grade 2.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 27/02/2025
If Canada were to join the European Union, what questions or concerns would you have?
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 25/02/2025
CBC Ombudsman "Not my circus, not my monkeys" #CrossCountryFuckUp
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 24/02/2025
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 24/02/2025
Whatever the CBC may say, this pretty much summarizes Canadian public opinion on the subject.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 11/02/2025
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 10/02/2025
If you're in the US military, ask yourself if this is really a place you want to fight
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 10/02/2025
Sorry
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 04/02/2025
Being in the Maga camp is now a prerequisite for being on Twitter. If your people are still there ... now you know.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 03/02/2025
We're moving fast. Meet Canada's official Fentanyl Czars = problem solved.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 03/02/2025
Liquor store in British Columbia, Canada - the signs are where American spirits used to be.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 03/02/2025
FYI Canada - Made in Canada = at least 51% Canadian, Product of Canada = at least 98% Canadian.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 21/01/2025
Not a bad idea. I still think we should have turned off power to the northern states today, but only during the inauguration - so that MAGAs couldn't watch it. #CanPoli
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 20/12/2024
Matt Berry. That is all.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 19/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,225,544!
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 06/09/2024
According to Abacus Data, Jagmeet Singh's decision to break with the Liberals is most popular with Conservatives and people who don't like Jagmeet Singh #CanPoli
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 20/06/2024
Donald & Kiefer Sutherland from Life Magazine - 1970.
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 01/06/2024
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Justin Beach 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @justinbeach.ca · 13/01/2024
Pretty sure I'm screwed since they are dead and can't leave the house they haunt, and honestly weren't all that resourceful when they were alive.
Photo of characters from BBC's Ghosts.
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