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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

me when I’m driving in the direction of the sun and my visor doesn’t reach where I need it to:

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

say what you want about AI but it’s really helping me thin out my social media followings

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The accounting department for a streaming platform with “Lucky Number Slevin” on it absolutely hates to see me coming.

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The Minneapolis Police Department is acting as personal armed security for a Nazi with an “I HATE N***ERS” sign driving around downtown right now. Jacob Frey is a failure of a mayor.

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

18 people walked into a voting booth inside of a liberal arts college less than six blocks from where ICE agents executed a man earlier this year and voted for Mike Lindell yesterday lmao

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

if you vote for Angie Craig today I cordially invite you to catch these hands

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

just drove down Portland from Franklin Ave to Minnehaha Pkwy without hitting a single stoplight

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

they’ve officially yammed their last haus

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

me (turning on a yellow) and the guy honking at me (driving thru a yellow)

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

people say they have anxiety but also turn their read receipts on it’s like are you even trying??

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

if anyone is considering moving into a non-air-conditioned garden-level apartment in south minneapolis right now I can unfortunately confirm that would be a terrible idea ☹️

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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 14/07/2026

A professional pedicab driver is offering free rides on Lyndale Ave—Tues 6-10 pm—for interested members of the media, elected officials, & regular folks. If you aren't brave enough to ride, it's an admission the current Lyndale is a menace to public safety and needs to be fixed.

Hello News Media!

I am passing along this invite to come down to Lyndale Avenue tomorrow evening to ride a pedicab and get some firsthand experience on what's at stake for the Lyndale Avenue reconstruction project. Camera crews are welcome aboard! Please read below for details.

Thanks,

-Phil

Greetings Councilmembers, Mayor Frey, and Commissioner Greene,

With Lyndale Avenue's final vote taking place this week, I wanted to invite all of you to join me on a pedicab ride to hear more about the project from folks that have been deeply involved for the entire three year process.

Tomorrow evening, Tuesday July 14 from 6-10pm, I will be offering pedicab rides around the triangle of Lyndale-Lake-Hennepin. On this ride, we can view the existing conditions on Lyndale, check out what's new on Hennepin, and get an overall pulse check on Uptown.

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Conor McGregor blows his knee apart in first THREE SECONDS of #UFC329 and promptly loses lmaoooo couldn’t have happened to a better guy!! 🤡🤡

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

therapy as a 31 year old white guy is sometimes “please help me process this trauma response caused by an irrational fear cultivated during my childhood” and other times it’s “listen to this twenty minute soliloquy about the economic and emotional impacts of the Giannis Antetokounmpo trade”

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

sitting in my Ford Focus smoking a Marlboro behind the Fine Line listening to Tedeschi Trucks

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Diarrhea! At The House On The Rock

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gnarly rae jepsen @lizmaebrooks.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

my first ever comedy show and my first show in FOUR years! super excited to be doing this. it’s a ways out, but so excited to share this with everyone. hope to see you soon.

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

rural midwestern city planners when they have to name a county road after they’ve already used “Townline” and “Town Hall”

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

what if every road in Minneapolis was rendered useless by ongoing construction projects and we just couldn’t get anywhere in a timely manner anymore? would that be cool and fun?

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

new personal hell just dropped (maple grove Costco at 10am on Wednesday)

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Courtney Barnett is playing songs to me in St Paul right now

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gnarly rae jepsen @lizmaebrooks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

fun news: i am booking shows again! nothing announced currently, but keep an eye on @easytargetbooking.bsky.social real soon!

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

love how Instagram has a setting for quite literally anything you could ever imagine when uploading a reel but ignores basically every single one you selected when posting it 🤪

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

everybody wants to work in the music industry until it's 3:12 PM on a Friday and you're sending an email to a middle-aged white man in Boston who writes rocksteady / reggae music asking him to hire you for a promotional campaign 🤪

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

just watched an opossum take a shit outside our egress window #Nature

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

sorry to report that @lizmaebrooks.bsky.social is currently taking a nap and is unable to field questions + inform us as to why the tornado siren is currently going off 😂

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Some Home Depot Corporate Guy: “What if we just fill the parking lot with trucks and other shit that makes it a nightmare to navigate? People will love that right?”

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

would genuinely rather stab myself in the scrotum than be inside US Bank Stadium tonight

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

the Franklin Ave reconstruction has officially cracked me after three weeks… my neighbors simply do not possess the courtesy or parking foresight to handle these circumstances.

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I don’t know much about the economy but the fact that the Goodwill parking lots in the outer ring suburbs are consistently full by 10am on a weekday is probably a bad sign 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

sometimes it torrential downpour’s in April

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

last second decision to drive to Cub for supplies to fry up some delicious weenies for @lizmaebrooks.bsky.social after the mainroom gig led to witnessing a six vehicle rollover crash on 35W and then meeting a guy who was on the field for Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show at the store 🌭🐰

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I’ve told Instagram no fewer than sixty four times that I do not need closed captioning on reels but nevertheless they persist.

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 11/03/2026

mayor jacob frey has vetoed the pause evictions, save lives bill the minneapolis city coucil approved that would've extended the eviction timeline from 30 days to 60 days temporarily to held families impacted by the ICE invasion catch up paying rent

March 11, 2026
Minneapolis City Council
350 South 5th Street
Room 370
Minneapolis, MN 55415
Dear Council President Payne, Council Vice President Osman and Council Members:
This letter is to inform you that I have vetoed Ordinance No. 2026-002 to extend the pre-eviction notice for
renters to 60 days. I understand the authors’ intent, but the experience from COVID-19 and guidance from
shelter and affordable housing providers shows that this strategy has not worked. We have heard over and over
again from shelter and affordable housing providers that longer timelines produce worse outcomes for
residents. In their words, when rental assistance isn’t available, time is a debt trap that becomes a barrier to
securing future housing.
I heard a call for more financial assistance, and I believe that is the best path forward. Rental assistance is
working and getting to renters quickly – rent collections are better in 2026 than 2025. That’s why I’m proposing
to spend $1 million from the Affordable Housing Trust Fund for emergency rental assistance administered
through Hennepin County.
While a 60-day pre-eviction notice period sounds good, there is no data to show that it does good. Pandemic
era eviction moratorium allowed many renters to accumulate huge amounts of debt that they are still paying off
today. When property owners carry the losses, the housing system experiences upward pressure on rents to
replenish reserves, catch up on missed mortgage, insurance, utility, payroll, and property tax payments, and
cover increased costs associated with deferred maintenance.
I believe most landlords are working with tenants to develop payment plans and access rental assistance. But for
bad actors, I worry that the proposal gives them reasons to report tenants to ICE or use minor lease violationswhich don’t require as much notice and are harder to expunge – to evict tenants.
We will continue to monitor the data. If something substantially changes, I am committed to working with the
City…

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Michael Kustermann and Sony Pictures Entertainment I will see you in hell for what you have done to my beloved Alamo Drafthouse! If I ever see Michael Kustermann and Sony Pictures Entertainment on the street it's ON SIGHT! 😤

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Matchbox Twenty blasting across the Mall Of America sound system on a Sunday afternoon can I get a hell yeah brother

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gnarly rae jepsen @lizmaebrooks.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

i’m going to celebrate international women’s day by being a complete cunt

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I finally got to share the true height of cinema with @lizmaebrooks.bsky.social last night: the 1983 American musical drama 'Eddie and the Cruisers,' based on the novel by P. F. Kluge -- now streaming on PlutoTV! 🎸

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Andy Dick reportedly has ‘5 to 7 holes in his brain’ after his latest overdose. What’s one more, bud?

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Moth @walkingminnesota.com · 23/02/2026

Dropkick Murphys will be performing at an Abolish ICE fundraiser on March 8th at Black Forest Inn in Minneapolis With: Wild Colonial Bhoys Danza Ketzal Brass Solidarity Dropkick Murphys Kiss the Tiger Sophie Hiroko Chutes Obi Original Shakletons Laamar RIP Alex Pretti

ABOLISHCE
A fundraiser
FOR THE PEOPLE
DROPKICK MURPHYS®
FRIDAY, MARCH 6",
", 1:00 PM. -8:00 PM
Black Forest Inn, Parking Lot on Nicollet Ave 26th and Nicollet, Alex Pretti Memorial FREE ADMISSION
Fight fascism and support the warriors who've stepped up to protect our neighbors and our democracy.
GIVE TO THESE ORGANIZATIONS STILL FIGHTING AND HELPING
Dropkicks set at 4:00 p.m.
Prior to Sold Out Show at Palace Theatre
Dropkick Murphys
Wild Colonial Bhoys
Danza Ketzal
Brass Solidarity
Kiss the Tiger
Sophie Hiroko
Chutes
Obi Original
Shackletons
Laamar
Neighbors Helping Neighbors
Show Up For Eat Street
Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota Rent Support For Bancroft Families
SPONSORS
Black Forest Inn
MINNEAPOLIS FOUNDATION
Whittier
SẢM
=
7250
MINNESOTANS
FORA
UNITED IRELAND

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Justin Bailey @justinbailey.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

devastating: the 50-foot ethernet cable that was keeping our entire apartments WiFi operation running is property of the company @lizmaebrooks.bsky.social is leaving tomorrow and needs to be returned to the office 😞

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K, here and there @khereandthere.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I probably would have chipped in $20 if I knew the end result was him moving to Australia.

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