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just a lil’ guy

@justinalex.bsky.social
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i might’ve gone insane but… rainy Sundays are kinda the perfect time to spend 2 hours compiling your October watchlist + 2 hours on InDesign making this:
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
good morning! is fat boy friday still a thing?
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
any guesses about this month’s film club theme?
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
good morning! now say it back
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
even better after maturing 2 days in the fridge btw
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i’ve been busy working on my indie cookbook coming out in December 😁 preorders get a new advance recipe each month, and August features this special version of a chocolate chip cookie. brown butter w/milk powder, caramelized honey + a few other surprises in there. DM me if you’d like to order!
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
hi! i’m back from my bluesky hiatus. belly’s still there 😁
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
laugh riot tbh. what a great time!
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
lol. lmao even. just dogshit, shit from a dog. i’m struggling to find a positive thing to say about this.
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
thinking about being on the beach today but i’m chained to my desk instead
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
reporting live from a Boston, MA hotel room
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Acela northbound choo-choo 🚂
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i also baked off a cocoa-espresso swirl loaf this morning before my train to Boston 🕺🏼 i think it’s my favorite variation
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
my swirl bread recipe’s going out to everyone who preordered my cookbook… tomorrow? maybe Wednesday? these pretty variations are matcha, cherry, and spiced (with smoked paprika, garlic powder, and onion powder)
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
it’s Pride weekend in Philly btw. if you see me out and about, you’re welcome to touch 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
it’s so disorienting to sit in a sold-out theater opening night of a comedy and hearing almost zero audience reaction. there are maybe 2 genuinely funny moments and a handful of lines i smiled at. the rest is… well, not good folks! 😔
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Pride body looking just right xo 💋
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
best french toast ever btw. my recipe for cinnamon raisin swirl bread soaked in vanilla bean custard and topped with a mixed berry compote, fresh berries, soft whipped cream, and this salted maple-honey syrup i made (inspired by Golden Diner)
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
recipe testing is going very well btw
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
oh actually! i liked it! Backrooms good, sorry haters and losers live laugh love backrooms
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
this gave me the vibes of trashy lowbrow horror flicks from the ’00s, which is comforting in a way. this isn’t really as good as those, but whatever i had a nice time lol 🤪
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
rented both of these over the past week and i couldn’t make it through either. it’s great to support indie horror and it’s a great genre for young talent. but wooooof some of it is just… unwatchable 😭
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
it’s been four days since anyone’s rubbed the belly 😔
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
🚨 BANGER ALERT 🚨 (this shit rules. how you can go from the atrocious MK 2021 to this bag of fun i’ll never know.)
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
steak frites au poivre (but the sauce wasn’t as thiccc as i usually make it 😢)
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
good morning divas 💋 i could use a cuddle buddy over here
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
i made my own birthday cake (my favorite tradition tbh). and it’s my all-time favorite: strawberry layer cake with a toasted coconut milk soak, homemade strawberry jam, and salted rum coconut cream cheese frosting. plus a collar of toasted coconut + freeze-dried strawberry
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
the birthday boy’s spreadsheet is ready to go 🎈
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
i enjoyed this! great angle for a reimagining (reminds me a bit of The Town That Dreaded Sundown’s approach) and it’s slick and mean and fun. Barbie Ferreira is mostly good. the actor who plays her roommate looks exactly like Discord Addams. it REALLY loses steam but overall 😁
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
37 tomorrow, whoa
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
we’re so lucky to experience the start of Curry Barker’s horror career. Milk & Serial was quite good, this is an all-timer. i walked out and wanted to walk right back in.
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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Twice in one weekend! @justinalex.bsky.social is such a cutie! 😊
Two homosexuals mug for the camera in a sea of men on the rooftop of the eagle NYC
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
no Amtrak thirst trap today, just a lot of smiles and gratitude to the NY gays who gave me a very nice trip
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
yesssss and it was wonderful 🥺
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Paul is lovelier and hotter than you can imagine fwiw
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
“Are you…” “Shitting in the bathroom that makes you watch yourself while you go? Yeah 😌”
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
happy to report that i showered today
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
idk how any of you New Yorkers manage to be fat. this city is wild i haven’t sat down in 36 hours
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
took a cute photo to nyc from the plane xo 💋
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i’ll miss this lighting
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
just watched the most unhinged double feature possible with my parents on mother’s day:
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Spiff @spiff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
One of the first indications I realized I wasn’t straight.
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
all your mother wants today is a phone call and a handmade card written in crayon
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
just introduced my parents to this blissfully stupid wonderful film and we laughed and laughed and damn what a good time. Gabriel throwing that chair across the room is so insane lmao. perfect genre film.
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
just farted in bed and my dog is NOT happy
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
it’s so amazing that when you eat too much food, your body is like “that’s ok i’ll make room” and then gradually you’ll have more room for more food. i wonder if my water cup feels jealous when it’s stuffed to the brim. bloating around the middle would feel sooo good for him.
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
i need some new work clothes. does anyone know if Nasty Pig has a business casual section?
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
watched the first two eps of All Stars. GREAT day to be a [redacted] fan (it’s me, i’m a [redacted] fan!)
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
he said “i’m straight” i said “not toniiiiiiight”
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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
my fat boy friday submission
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