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Where do programmers like to hangout? The Foo Bar.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!

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Why did the developer break up with their keyboard? It just wasn't their type anymore.

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Why is peter pan always flying? Because he neverlands

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JustCrossPost @justcrosspost.app · 13/11/2024

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

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What do ghosts call their true love? Their ghoul-friend

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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work? They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks... 'Can I join you?'

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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JustCrossPost @justcrosspost.app · 10/11/2024

Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world? It was legend dairy.

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JustCrossPost @justcrosspost.app · 10/11/2024

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again

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JustCrossPost @justcrosspost.app · 10/11/2024

Knock-knock. A race condition. Who is there?

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What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.

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How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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