iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

what a fine day to be a verizon customer who never calls anyone and barely leaves the comfort of her home/wifi network

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

very bold to claim that both your bath and body work in this economy

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

i love memes, i just don’t happen to think memes about those emails are funny at all actually!

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

two years ago today patient first told me i definitely wasn’t pregnant. never forget lmfao

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

i just really don’t think now is the time for that catchy mindless pop bullshit era??? multiple artists are letting me down big these days, i’mma go listen to hayley williams for the 137 millionth time

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

“hepatitis b is a sexually transmitted disease… we should give it to them when they’re 12 and fully formed”

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

i ask people their pronouns as part of my job and something i keep running into is 95% of the people who get angry when i ask their pronouns literally don’t even know what pronouns are. like in terms of gender or just basic ass grammar. they can’t answer until i actually explain what a pronoun is.

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

i won therapy yesterday. my therapist asked about a symptom i was dealing with last time we met and i was like “oh that was right before we all thought that man was dead for 4 days, the dopamine rush actually healed me, i’m good” and i was genuinely concerned she was going to pee herself laughing

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

i guess taylor swift really did pop off when she said “i don’t want to exist so take me to florida”

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

i need senator elizabeth warren to legally adopt me

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

guiliani is really trying to go ahead and organize trump’s first rally in “heaven” but it’s gonna be four seasons (landscaping) all over again

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

honestly we love a good 2 for 1 special 👀

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

catching up on news from the week because i am a full-time working mom of a delightful little chaos kid and Y’ALL GOTTA TELL IT TO ME STRAIGHT, IS IT HAPPENING??????

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

my biggest fear is that when The Thing happens, i will be at work meeting with a client and they will be like “oh shit it happened!” and we will have to reschedule because i will not be able to maintain professionalism or any level of therapeutic neutrality needed to do my job beyond that point

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

tennessee is the actual state that people think texas is

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

ok but is taylor swift aware that it’s actually illegal for a straight woman to make a song called “honey”????

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

oh to be a toddler, unrestrained by societal expectations and free to fart with complete abandon

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

so amazon just doesn’t allow returns anymore???

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

nothing hits harder than that part in “bananaphone” when raffi says “i’ll call the white house, have a chat” 😩

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

any time i’m asked what my religion is, i’m just gonna play “true believer” by hayley williams because JESUS CHRIST (literally)

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

imagine losing your job because of your complete lack of boundaries with tiktok, then proceeding to post multiple times a day on tiktok about how hard it is to find a job 🙄

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

“i love you, it’s ruining my life” - me @ my job

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

we got my son the birthday bear at build-a-bear and we asked for a cupcake accessory for it and the person reached for the blue one and i was like “HEY BUDDY DO YOU WANT BLUE OR PINK” and he picked pink and that’s how my 1 year old is fighting the patriarchy by having a favorite color i guess

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

so y’all just weren’t going to tell me that hayley williams released an ode to my soulmate antidepressant???

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

[literally goes through one of the most traumatic days of my life] anyway, here’s “various storms and saints” by florence and the machine…

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

oh no i need “old navy’s halloween collection for toddlers” money bad

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

each day i open the internet and i am shocked at the number of people who believe we are still having a midterm election next year

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

i don’t need a weather app, i can accurately predict the weather and its severity level by how many ants move into my home roughly 12 hours prior and act like they pay me rent

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

my toddler is very good at making messes, but today he suddenly unlocked the ability to help clean them up (without even being asked) and one of my grey hairs magically poofed back to brunette!! amazing!

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

we need to talk about how fmla (the f stands for family) does not allow for time off due to childcare needs. we just need to talk about that.

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

quitting prime was such a good choice tbh

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

we asked our pediatrician about future vaccines, and she lowered her voice and said they already got in their supply of covid shots for the fall and, in so many words, fuck the cdc 😎

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

ah yes, why would our neighbors NOT light off those classic 2nd of july fireworks??? this is exactly what we need on a random ass wednesday night for sure!!

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

sorry not sorry but asking me if i want another child is absolutely a political question at this point and you’re getting a political answer, buckle up

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

young 👏🏻 kids 👏🏻 don’t 👏🏻 need 👏🏻 nonfat 👏🏻 snacks 👏🏻 stop projecting your bad relationship with food onto actual children

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

what’s the name we call somebody who gets an attitude with you just doing your job but instead of asking to speak to a manager he asks to speak to “a man” ?? 🤔

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

if nobody got me, the american academy of pediatrics got me

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

it’s 2025, why the fuck are people who are actual mental health professionals joking that the weather “is bipolar”?????

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

what if i told y’all, yes during pride month, that queer women can absolutely date/love/marry men and still be queer? why do we have to keep saying this?

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

our HR just sent out employee resources for those “affected by recent events” and dear reader this is the first time in my life i have ever gotten an email like this and been like “…which ones?”

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

it happened to me: i mentioned in a team meeting that i went viral on tumblr for posting a photo of a dog in a walrus costume and one of my coworkers KNEW THE EXACT POST I WAS REFERRING TO 😭😭

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

how do i get old navy to make a matching adult shirt of this toddler shirt? me and my boy need to be goofing out in these streets

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

piecing together some recipes for my son’s birthday (?!) and found one for strawberry yogurt frosting but somebody was like “can i substitute blueberries? i have a boy” my brother in christ: 1) imagine gendering berries, and 2) nobody NOBODY tell them that cake will be purple lmfao

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

we are 1000% bluey parents, which is hilarious because our kid doesn’t even have screen time yet 😭

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

i turned off my music but then asked my kid if he wanted to keep listening to halsey and he signed “more” and now i’m crying

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

our nanny assumed i’m in therapy for postpartum reasons and not because i was simply born with the Original Flavor Crazies™ and i think that’s a compliment actually?

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

our fox news neighbors were out on their back porch and passive-aggressively turned up their tv SUPER loud because they could hear us cheering on our infant as he LEARNS TO WALK??? how fuckin miserable is your whole existence lmfao bye

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t 🌱 @justcosmicdust.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

everyone thought i was crazy when i said my kid was actually saying two distinct words at only 6 months, but now at almost 11 months, he is regularly waking me up in the morning yelling “MAMA BOOBIE” so lmao

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