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My name is Bruce

@justbru.ce.it
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Just this guy who loves Trek, The Simpsons, trivia, podcasts, along with all manner of nerdish leanings. Also bearer of a somewhat unhealthy social media addiction.

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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 10h
Oh no! How will I not watch the Emmy awards now?
Screenshot of a news article accompanied by a picture of multiple actors holding Emmy awards. The headline is "Emmy awards move to prime video". The summary of the article states, "Starting in 2027, the annual ceremony will leave broadcast television for a 6-year streaming partnership. The global event will remain free to watch worldwide without requiring a paid subscription."
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 24/09/2026
He's also slowly turning into Bat Boy
Mitch McConnell, aged and looking feeble as though he should have retired a score ago.The eternally young Bat Boy, star of many a Weekly World News cover, looking much like Mitch McConnell
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 20/09/2026
Golden Batter for the Party Animals tonight
Brandon Inge batting for the Party Animals
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 19/09/2026
Ready for Banana Ball!
Smiling guy in a pink shirt with the Party Animals logo which is a chimpanzee wearing pink reflective sunglasses, a half peeled  banana as a hat, a pink and green striped party favor in his mouth and a lime green bow tie with a baseball in the center. He also has a white flat brimmed cap with the same logo
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 07/09/2026
#TNGSunNight
Star Trek the Next Generation title card with the title "The Philadelphia Experiment"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 24/08/2026
#TNGSunNight
Star Trek with a custom episode title, Interrobang‽
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 23/08/2026
Yeeting some glizzies into my mouth!
Two hot dogs (the kids call them glizzies) on a plate in split-top buns and yellow mustard on top. Ready and waiting to be yeeted.
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 23/08/2026
This one was great live on the Bigger and Weirder tour last year. He walked up the aisle right by us while singing it!
"Weird Al" Yankovic walking up the aisle of an amphitheater. He is holding a microphone and singing while pointing at a woman sitting at the end of an aisle, who is holding up her phone and recording the moment. Al has his signature long curly hair and he is wearing a red velvet smoking jacket with leopard print accents.
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 29/07/2026
A William T. Riker action figure from Star Trek: The Next Generation. He has been dressed up. He is wearing as a har what looks like a felt doll slipper shaped like a rubber ducky head. Over his uniform he's wearing teal culottes with random red, green white and black diagonal stripes. In his hands he's holding some sort of leafy green vegetables, which look giant in his action figure hands. This picture has a caption added across the top: Do you seek jamaharon?
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 29/07/2026
Is it time for a new handle/rebrand?
Picture of an available web domain, justbru.ce.it
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 29/07/2026
Thanks to drug companies, by 2029 we will have run out of all new words and letter combinations resembling words.
Picture of a TV screen showing a drug commercial for Kisunla, which sounds like the name of a cursed dog breed.
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 28/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains
Cover of the 1996 soundtrack album from the X-Files, Songs in the Key of X
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 28/07/2026
Title card for Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. The image is from the title sequence of a shot of outer space with nebula cloud with reddish, orangish, purplish and bluish hues. Above the nebula, the USS Enterprise is seen from above the ship and it is flying from the bottom left to the top right. 

This episode is titled R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-IKER!
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 25/07/2026
Maybe that needs to be amended
Screenshot of a post from Bluesky by @gailsimone.bsky.social. It is a quote of post from user @wombatkidd.bsky.social stating "I don't even read comics but you're one of the first people I followed here and I love you". Gail comments "That is very sweet. ❤️" 

Gail's posts are labeled with two posts from a labeler: "Made over 30 posts yesterday" and "Posts over 20 times per day on average"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 25/07/2026
I don't know who drives this car, but they're my new best friend
The passenger side of a white Jeep Wrangler. The wheels, door handle, door hinges, rear view mirror And hood accessories are red. On the side of the door is the classic Jurassic Park logo. It Also has a red decal that looks like a dinosaur claw shredded paper displaying the number 18, indicating the car is part of a fleet of vehicles manning the park. There is also a black claw shred decal. A black and red one that says JP18 and one on the soft top that says Raptor Containment Response Team. Picture of the left front of the same vehicle. You can see the red accents on the grille, red wiper arms and tiny red silhouettes of three velociraptors on the top front of the hood. There are also dinosaur toys on the dashboard and a Jurassic Park hangtag on the rear view mirror.Rear of the Jeep. There are red accents on the spare tire wheel, the rear door hinges, and the rear door handle. There are fray Jurassic Park logo silhouettes over the break lights, a Jurassic Park license plate frame, a tiny InGen logo sticker, a Jurassic Park logo sticker and a tiny Property of Jurassic Park barcode.
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 25/07/2026
Excellent choice, but counterpoint:
Michelle Rodriguez as Ana Lucia Cortez in most. She is standing in the jungle with her left hand on her hip and her right by her side, holding a brown leather jacket. Her chin is tilted slightly down and her face has an intense look of concentration. 

She is wearing faded blue low rise jeans with a thick worn black belt. She has a short tight-fitting black tank top that exposes about an inch of skin above the pants. Her long curly black hair is pulled into a loose ponytail with a few flyaway strands framing her face.
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 25/07/2026
You could make a convincing case for both her and Heath Ledger in A Knight's Tale
Shannyn Sossamon as Jocelyn and Heath Ledger as William Thatcher (in the guise of Sir Ulrich von Lichtenstein) from the movie A Knight's Tale. They stand close together, mid-dance. He is on the right, slightly aforeground, she is on the left, slightly towards the background, an out of focus, candlelit ballroom filled with dancers and revelers. 

Both wear clothes of a light yellowish green. Shannyn is wearing a fit-and-flare dress with a gauzy cape thrown over her right shoulder (towards the camera). Her straight dark brown hair is in a messy updo with a shock of magenta. A streak of white makeup accentuates her right cheekbone. She is a few inches shorter and is looking up at Heath with a slight smile and look of enjoyment. 

Heath is wearing a textured tunic that looks like it was made earlier in the day of exotic draperies, because it was. His shaggy blonde hair is a mess of curls. He looks towards the front left of the image with a faint smile  but an intense look of concentration as he focuses on the elaborate choreography of the scene.
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 08/07/2026
Screenshot from The Simpsons of a set on stage that looks like the titular family's living room, with the caption "Live from the Springfield Civic Auditorium it's "The Simpsons" 138th Episode Spectacular"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 05/07/2026
Spatchcocked grilled chicken, with a slight but pleasant char on the skin, sitting on a wooden cutting board on a back quartz countertop.
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 20/06/2026
Star Trek TOS title card with a picture of The Enterprise flying through space. This week's episode is titled "Pausa de Hidrtatción"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 20/06/2026
That reminds me. I posted a thread a week or so ago about Michigan's new contest for new "I voted" stickers. I saw this one and instantly thought of you.
Round sticker of a frog in red fishnets and tutu, pink leotard with fairy wings, holding its arm into the air with a hand holding a magic wand with a star tip. The background is pink and above the front are the words "I voted"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 08/06/2026
Fell asleep last night but I see the post in the list now
Screenshot of a Bluesky post in a feed from the Android mobile app
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 07/06/2026
A circular image with a blue background and a Coney Dog. For the uninitiated a Coney Dog is a typical hot dog bun with a local Michigan made hot dog, covered in brown coney sauce - a beanless chili. Atop the Coney sauce are raw diced white onion and bright yellow squiggles of mustard.

Above the Coney Dog is the word "Hey!" Written in yellow mustard with a splotch of mustard for the dot of the exclamation point. Below the dog are the words "I voted" also written in mustard and surrounded by various splotches of mustard.A circular image with a black background. Most of the image is covered up with a classic garden gnome that is mostly gray beard and mustache with an oval nose and mitten like hands. The top of its head, including eyes are hidden by a red, white and blue Uncle Sam style hat that has yellow stars on the blue band. The gnome is holding a sparkler in its hand. There are red, yellow and blue streaks in sky simulating fireworks
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 07/06/2026
A circular sticker with a black border. The circle is divided into eight, roughly even pieces. They alternate between solid red and and a blue with white stars. In the center is a white bottle of ranch dressing with a blue and green label. At the top of the image is the word "I" and at the bottom is the word "Voted" A circular image with a black border has a blue background with the painted images of cherry blossoms and cherries. In front of that image is a purple hued right handheld Palm out with a purple hued left hand pointing at the palm in the classic Michigan hand map. Above the whole image in a serif font are stylized letters spelling "I voted".A circular image that appears to be a paper collage with paint and marker. The circle has a black border. At the bottom is a brown paper Beach with what appears to be actual sand. Glued on it on the beach are artistic renderings of spotted dark and light gray-hued Petoskey stones. If the top is the watercolor painted lake water of one of the many lakes in Michigan. Painted above the water in white are the words"I Voted"A circular sticker with a black border. The background is a stylized angular sun with rays coming out of it. Or perhaps a burst of energy in the background on the bottom are clouds. The focus of the image is a flying ice cream cone with the unmistakable blue, yellow and red colors of Superman ice cream, a Michigan favorite. The ice cream cone has blue Iris bug eyes and a cartoonish blue-lipped grin. At the top of the image is a red and white Batman 66-esque POW blast with the words "I voted"  written in blue above it.
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 07/06/2026
A circular sticker with a black border. The background is very light blue. The person highlighted is a drawing of the classic Rosie, the riveter, a woman with a red handkerchief with white polka dots tied around her hair, blue eyes, red lipstick and a blue work shirt. Shirt she is flexing her right bicep and has her left hand on the right bicep. Above her are the words "I voted". The I is a silver and the O is a silver nut.A black bordered white sticker with the numbers 6 and 7 in red with blue borders. Across the top are the words "Every vote matters" in alternating blue and red letters. Across the bottom in alternating red and blues letters are the words "67 reasons to vote". 

In the circle formed by the big number 6 are the words "I voted" in blue. All across the backgrounds are the numbers 67 in red and blue.A drawing of a weight sticker with a black border at the bottom is some sort of orange creature. You see it's head looking up With the curve of its moth on the middle and it's big bug eyes on either side of the head. Its arms are outstretched reaching in the air. There is red, blue and yellow confetti. In the center are words "I voted (I'm cool now)" A circular sticker with a artistic rendering of a swamp with dark blue trees and lighter green trees in the distance in eerie yellow glow and yellow and green water. In the foreground sits a dark green and yellow frog on a giant green lily pad. The frog is wearing transparent yellow sunglasses, a red, white and blue Uncle Sam style cap and is holding an American flag in alternating red and blue letters above the frog are the words "I Vote-Toad". Encircling the image in white letters are the words "I voted" repeated over and over again.
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 07/06/2026
People may remember the viral Michigan "I voted" sticker contest with the werewolf from a couple years ago. They're doing it again and there are again some choice entries.
A frog with fairy wings is standing on its hind legs like a human wearing a pink leotard, dark pink tutu, fishnets and crown. It has fairy wings and a magic wand with a yellow star at the end held above its head. There's a pink background encased in a circle with the words I voted in green and pink.A rabbit astronaut in a white and yellow space suit hovers just above the surface of the Moon held down by holding an American flag. A name tag on the space suit says R. Bunny. The picture is encased in a circle with the black of space and the surface of the Moon below. Superimposed  in front of the image are the words "I voted"  in red, white and blue.The image is encased in a black circle. There is a somewhat angry looking gray sea lion wearing a blue party hat with light blue spots and a pom pom at the top. Purple teal and blue confetti falls down. From the top of the circle hangs a blue banner with a flag for each letter on the banner are teal letters spelling "I voted"A circular drawing of a classic Homer Simpson donut the donut being brown with pink frosting and multicolored sprinkles written on the donut are the words "I voted"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 06/06/2026
I was gone for work all week, leaving early Monday and returning earlier this evening. This floofy girl is now glued to me and will not leave my side.
Close up of a very happy looking Great Pyrenees girl, her doggy face doggy smiling. She's lying on a couch with the picture focused on her face. You can guess but by the out of focus leg in the background she is laying near or partially on a human (me).
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 27/05/2026
This week's installment of Star Trek: Voyager is titled "Piloted by Not Nick Locarno"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 25/05/2026
#TNGSunNight
This week's episode of Star Trek the Next Generation is titled Worf's man flu
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 25/05/2026
It has been the brightest part of my week #TNGSunNight
This week's episode of Star Trek the Next Generation is titled "again with the Klingons"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 25/05/2026
Tonight on #TNGSunNight
This week's installment of Star Trek: The Next Generation is called "The Eyes Have It"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 24/05/2026
Homer Simpson smiling and saying, "I can see why this is so popular!"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 24/05/2026
🚨 Red alert! 🚨 @bean525.bsky.social's Trek title card generator (trek.epicrandomness.com) has more series!
This week's episode of Star Trek: Enterprise is titled "T'Pol Partially Disrobes For No Good Reason"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 24/05/2026
trek.epicrandomness.com
Star Trek: The Next Generation episode title card. This week's episode is titled "Blazin' Bev"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 24/05/2026
Star Trek: The Next Generation title card. This week's episode is titled "Candlegasm"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 23/05/2026
Star Trek: Voyager episode title card. This episode is titled "Remember the Maquis? We don't."
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 23/05/2026
I had almost the same thought
Star Trek Voyager title card the episode is titled a Chakotay episode.... No need to look up from your phone
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 23/05/2026
Great minds!
Star Trek the Next Generation title card. The episode is titled candlegasm
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 23/05/2026
Star Trek the Next Generation episode title card with the title "There Is NO WAY Wesley
Could Really Get With Ashley Judd So You Know This Is Sci-Fi"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 23/05/2026
I am reminded of this guy
Detroit meme of a poorly painted, dark blue and brown tiger, attempting badly to be the Detroit Tigers logo. The head of the tiger is almost football-shaped but furry. Its eyes are round with the pupils different sizes and one off center. They are spaced too far apart. It holds a bat in its mouth that is as long as its head is wide. It is encircled by a dark blue ring, emblazoned with the words "Dertroit Beisbolcats"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 23/05/2026
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine title card. This episode is titled "Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 23/05/2026
This has been in my head for years and I possess no musical talent
Star Trek: The Next Generation title card for an episode entitled "Ensign Ro And Me
We're Gonna Be Big Stars"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 23/05/2026
Star Trek TOS title card with the episode title "The Mandalorian and Grogu"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 23/05/2026
A title card for Star Trek Voyager the ship is flying through space the title is "A Chakotay episode... so you know, no need to look up from your phone"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 23/05/2026
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode title card showing the station in space. The episode is titled "Goatee but still has hair"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 23/05/2026
Classic Star Trek episode title card with the Enterprise orbiting a planet. The episode title is "The Mandalorian and Grogu"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 23/05/2026
Star Trek: The Next Generation title card, with the starship Enterprise NCC-1701 flying through space. The blue episode title says "Candlegasm"
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 23/05/2026
Finally cut the cord
Email from Amazon. 

"Hello Bruce, 

Your Prime membership has ended and you no longer have access to your Prime benefits. If you change your mind, you can rejoin Prime at any time for $14.99 a month plus any taxes. 

Thank you, 
Amazon Customer Service"

There is a brown button at the bottom that is labeled "Rejoin Prime". Not today, Satan!
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 18/05/2026
Crusher: #TNGSunNight
Thank you doctor. 

Oh I'm not a doctor
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My name is Bruce @justbru.ce.it · 11/05/2026
The person you are now would cease to exist #TNGSunNight
Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons burning his previous identity and the saying, "Say hello to Miguel Sanchez"
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