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justanotherdork

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justanotherdork @justanotherdork.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Sort of embarrassing that I'm in my 40s and still don't know how other guys use the flap on boxers without getting poop everywhere.
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justanotherdork @justanotherdork.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
randomly saw a post about css and i flashed back to some time in the early 2000, making sure something rendered correctly in lynx, because lynx was my preferred browser
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justanotherdork @justanotherdork.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I love native plants and all, but if you tell someone that Virginia Creeper is AshkUaaly ReAallLY EaSY tO MAiNTaIn, I will fight you.
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justanotherdork @justanotherdork.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Any other demosceners or shader coders lurking in Minneapolis? Statistically, someone else has to be biting their tongue when people ask how your day's going, so you don't say "great! an additional displacement term of epsilon=k*1/sqrt(length(uv)) stopped the build-up in the feedback loop"
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justanotherdork @justanotherdork.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Working in media should bar you from holding any sort of public position, let alone public office. Immediate disqualified in perpetuity.
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justanotherdork @justanotherdork.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If a whole bunch of people come to minneapolis this summer, you're welcome to put cookies or cash through my mail slot, and we can have an awkward petting zoo moment where you watch me eat through the storm-door window.
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justanotherdork @justanotherdork.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Just sent off my YCombinator pitch for Woke Charlie Kirk Hologram
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justanotherdork @justanotherdork.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
It's pretty cool that the senator's dating a thruple.
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justanotherdork @justanotherdork.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I'm going to FOIA so hard if the rule of law ever becomes a thing again
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justanotherdork @justanotherdork.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
In the continued exploration of "does every parasitic bit of fuckery come back to epstein," let's look at Spotify. "Honeycomb lawyer Reed Brodsky told the Journal that “no one at Honeycomb ever had any personal or professional relationship with him.” A Tudor Investment spokesman claims the same."
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justanotherdork @justanotherdork.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
To take a break from the horrors outside, I figured I'd see what sort of horrors I could find in the epstein files. Start with crypto currencies? Looks like he hired hired Jeremy Rubin from the MIT bitcoin project to start a fund with Thiel where they could invest in Level1 before that imploded?
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justanotherdork @justanotherdork.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If the incoming half-man-half-toe moves ICE/CBP to fort snelling, i wonder how long it'll take before fox does some breathless special called something like "Outside The Wire: The Lawless Streets Of Minnedishu"
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justanotherdork @justanotherdork.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I don't care how long it takes me; I'm going to make this Scott Bessent's wikipedia photo.
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justanotherdork @justanotherdork.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Worth remembering that the whitehouse comms douche making deepfake memes was the SVP of marketing at GETTR, where Hutchinson was going to land as "we'll take care of you" after she perjured herself for the Trump admin in deposition to the Jan 6 committee.
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