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Devoted, old-fashioned husband to my lovely bride.

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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seems like that might have been embarassing.
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's the one. Absolutely authentic. "Incident of the Last Chance." John Kerr spanks the seat Roxane Berard's jeans with real gusto and she spends the rest of the scene rubbing her bottom. Only possible criticism is that all the spanks shown on screen only land on her right cheek. Still, 9.5/10.
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That show featured one of the best mainstream spankings ever.
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would read those books and watch that movie. Who would you cast? Also, I think this even better in the 1940s or 50s. How about Bette Davis as Constance and Anne Baxter as Rosie. (Sort of a twist on "all About Eve.")
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Adorable. And no, not visible on Bluesky.
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Love that. Reset to factory settings. Genius.
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What don't those two large, plain oval brushes near the left end of the bottom row weigh?
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Adorable
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Late is late, young lady. You clearly didn't mean to be on time, either.
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
OK. Your turn. Follow the rubric. Let us know. 7/7
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
often demanding verbal responses. The bare bottom denouement, is delivered in silence. (Well, my silence anyway.) After: She is flipped around onto my lap, spanked thighs uncomfortably seated. Her back and bottom are gently rubbed, teary face is kissed. For a long time. 6/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
After a long time, I take up a wooden hairbrush and paddle her pants. After a long time, I take down her underpants to the middle of her thighs and use my hand to spank her bare bottom and thighs–for a long time. I have been scolding throughout, . . . 5/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Preliminary: She is in the corner, skirt up, underpants on display. Setting/Position: I’m seated on the edge of our bed, she over my left knee, leg locked. Detail of mechanics: The spanking starts with my hand applied to the seat of modest underpants and bare thighs. . . 4/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Spanking vibe: Loving, calm but very strict and scoldy discipline. Severity: Severe, primarily because it is protracted. (Think 30 minutes at a steady pace.) The word is “relentless.” Partner vibe: Movement from noisesome and protesting, through contrite, to fully submitted. 3/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
NB: You just pick ONE. No hedging. We all know that TTWD is an abundant cornucopia and that variety is delicious. But for this exercise you must choose. Me: Male, administering the spanking. Partner: Female, my lovely bride, getting spanked. 2/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Today’s exercise. Use the rubric below to describe YOUR perfect spanking. For this exercise give no consideration to the wishes of the other person involved. Assume they want exactly what you want. Then tell us exactly what you want, your Platonic ideal of a spanking. 1/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Swimming my laps tonight (always a quarter; half breast stroke, half free) and I realize--after decades--that the pull portion of modern breast stroke recapitulates the motion of a spank. No wonder I can spank for a continuous half hour if need be. How lucky is my lovely bride!
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have administered hundreds of spankings. I never understood the admonition to the spanked girl that she may not rub. Watching her rub the red bottom I just spanked (especially if accompanied by some sniffles and pouting) is the absolute cherry on top of the sundae.
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have administered hundreds of spankings. I never understood the admonition to the spanked girl that she may not rub. Watching her rub the red bottom I just spanked (especially if accompanied by some sniffles and pouting) is the absolute cherry on top of the sundae.
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yes. The most complicated is from about 5 - 12. But two floors of separation is good. Our house is plenty big enough, but all on one floor.
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Something about knowing the house is not just empty, but securely so, has unleashed this in her and I could not be more pleased. So parents who spank (EACH OTHER, not kids) how do you work around kiddos? For empty nesters, how did things change when the nest emptied. 20/20
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
For my entire 50 years as a spanker (including the 15 before I married MLB, the only girl I’ve spanked since then) I have always LOVED to hear the spanked girl talk about her spanking in words as she received it. 19#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not only are ouches and ows much louder, MLB is much more inclined to verbalize, not just vocalize. And NOTHING scratches my itch more than hearing her say “Please not there,” or “OH my poor bottom! Stop!” or “Not my underpants!" or “NO! Please not the hairbrush.” etc. 18/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
as much as she liked while over my knee even then, as we usually made sure the boys were out of the picture completely. And yet, now that both boys are grown and truly out of the house, those parts of any spanking have become greatly enhanced. 17/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So the boys’ visits with cousins, drama rehearsals, sports practices, our couples’ getaways, etc., were when the real action took place. The point being, there was really nothing keeping MLB from vocalizing and verbalizing 16/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Second (and this one is inexplicable in a way): I basically never administered a meaningful spanking when either of the boys was in the house. We have a largeish place, but not SO large that 30 minutes of smacks and yelps and scolding didn’t risk being heard. 15/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
(or, better, one of my dress shirts) and a pair of modest underpants. Well these days, that is MOSTLY how she’s dressed at home, and . . .oh my. Do I like it. And golly, does she like that I like it. 14/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Here are the two bits I especially enjoy: First, MLB just wears a lot fewer clothes these days. As I’ve said here before, she is never more lovely to me–and she is the epitome of style and elegance when she wishes it so–than when she’s dressed only in a t-shirt 13/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“¡No puedo mas!” Both these things take TIME. Indeed, the time they take is much of what they are. Knowing the "proximity alert” on Life 360 isn’t going to interrupt is awfully conducive to such shenanigans. 12/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Perhaps not surprisingly, MLB’s very favorite sort of spanking is one that starts with a disciplinary edge (albeit one that’s not too serious) and then morphs into being “punished” either by being edged or, in the alternative, forced to orgasm until she tells me, 11/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
and having to decide whether the spanking to occur in that window (because in that circumstance there WAS going to be a spanking of SOME sort) was for some accumulated transgression, or for more intimate purposes. 10/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
These frankly erotic forays into TTWD have become more common because they can be more serendipitous. No more consulting N2S on his schedule, finding he’s going out at 8 p.m. Friday, but has work the next morning, so won’t be very late, 9/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Spankings also have become more leisurely–or maybe better said, there are MORE leisurely spankings. It is far more common for MLB to be made comfortable over my lap on the couch, there to have her bottom and . . .other bits . . .attended to over the span of an hour. 8/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
they certainly never heard me tell their mom, “That’s it young lady. After you family laves tonight your are getting your fanny tanned.” Now spanking chat has become SO routine we find w have to consciously check ourselves when out in the wild. 7/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Along with this, spanking chat has become far more common. We were not 100% discreet around the boys (one nickname for MLB has always been Spankypants and they've heard me call her that all their lives), but beyond the occasional oblique reference, 6/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We needn’t check Life 360 to see if N2S is headed down the street, so it has become far more common for MLB to find herself standing tucked under my left arm, having the seat of her jeans or skirt dusted. 5/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One change is that there is, indeed, more spanking going on. Not necessarily more really big deal spankings. But MLB has tapped into depths of sassiness heretofore unseen, with intended result that impromptu spankings occur with great frequency. 4/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It might go too far to call it a spank-aissance, but now, a year into whatever we are calling this, there are some changes, some subtle and some profound, worth discussing. All are positives, but two in particular REALLY please me. I’ll save them for last. 3/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
After Number Two Son moved out, it took us a little bit to realize that some of the patterns we followed (not to say habits we’d developed) could be altered. After about six weeks or so (“So, is N2S really moved out for good?”) some things began to change. 2a/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Our boys were born 10 years apart. So that means that, until the younger boy moved out last year, nearly everything about how My Lovely Bride and I do TTWD has developed in a house with at least one kiddo. 2/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
For the past year, and for the first year in a marriage that will celebrate 35 years soon, we have been empty nesters. 1/#
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How utterly charming these stories are.
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
For this last year, when we have been fully empty nest, we have been able to enjoy a lot more bedtime spankings. They are wonderful. Spooning her to sleep, that blazing bottom tucked into my lap--heat radiating right through underpants and PJs, is really nice.
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I am advised that, so prepared, the poor little bottom is even more sensitive. Aw.
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Say Chris! Not to get up in y'all's business, but-dunno why-I feel nearly certain your wife needs a good spanking tonight before she's off to visit her family in the morning. I know that when MY lovely bride travels without me I try to send her off with a bottom red enough to last the trip.
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ahh, I'm just taking the piss. Never been a superhero guy--not even as a kid. So I get my entertainment teasing the vast majority of guys who do like these movies.
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
So, in this, the approximately 127th remake of the story, what possible spoilers could there be?
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Not sure those underpants are really making much of a difference anyway.
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
And on proper pants, as well. Mr. Dick is no doubt smiling down.
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Just Another Boomer @justanotherboomer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The bow. Somehow the bow just makes it all perfect.
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