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@jupitr2.bsky.social
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Raise hell, praise Dale! 6ft, 2in (That's 2 measurements) I stream a bit here and there: twitch.tv/jupitr2 💚 @potat0lina.bsky.social

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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 2h
Check your local Hobby Lobby for insane deals like these. All minis are 40% off sticker, so these are all around $40
A box for the Freedom Gundam mini from Gundam Seed from Hobby Lobby, showing a pricetag of $76.99A box for the RX-78-2 Gundam mini from Gundam from Hobby Lobby, showing a pricetag of $73.99A box for the MS-18E Kampfer Gundam mini from Gundam from Hobby Lobby, showing a pricetag of $64.99
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 2h
And while we're on the subject, no I do not watch professional sports. Because I don't support rape culture.
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 2h
1 of the 57 people in the group chat shared the screenshots with the victim that were used in the case for the Rape University victim. That 1 act saved her entire case, but that does not mean he isn't just as guilty as the other 56 members. For reference, I am in 0 group chats discussing rape.
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nobody gives $20k and a burn-after-reading list of billionaires' names anymore
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🦇Sorawolfkiba🎃👑 @sorawolfkiba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Be silly, be nerdy and enjoy your life the way you want! 😌🫂🩷
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The lion doesn't concern itself with drinking and driving But a Tiger Wood
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Tiger Woods Celebrates Victory
Alt: Tiger Woods Celebrates Victory
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She shakes on my speare because mi bic a pentameter
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine being President Trump. And you discover that a senior cabinet member is leaking confidential information to the press. In response to this, you use all your political power to attack the press and in response to that, they reveal that the leaker is none other than your vice president. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Call me Willy Wonka the way my kids go missing in her chocolate factory
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The dominant in me would never say don't come for me.
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Reality check: If you were born before December 3, 1992, congratulations You are older than text messaging.
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My algorithm is just cat videos and dudes that work at pizza joints flinging dough to the Rumbling by SiM
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just overheard a coworker ask, "do you wash your legs in the shower?"
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lindsay Clancy Update, and this isn't an opinion, this is irrefutable from her Defense attorney: a particular juror "has made statements acknowledging doubt, but refuses to apply it to the verdict as the law states" AKA a man accepts there's reasonable doubt, but still wants to say she's guilty.
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Patrick Clancy's mother has shown up for Lindsay at the courthouse EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. I trust that woman's intuition.
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Judge called it no fault divorce but my mom 100% blamed me
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MOBOO/mobooly 🎨 @moboolyedits.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Good morning/Good morning 🌞
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Have you seen Supergirl?" You'll have to specify, there's over 4 billion of them. 🙏🏼
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Instagram pissing me off fr
Snippet from IG comment: "no pickles even involved. Fucking stupid ass name for bitch tennis."
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think the craziest part about this Lindsay Clancy case is that a lot of people are finding it hard to believe the husband tried to kill his entire family, and instead they're being spoon fed all this evidence that she doesn't seem to have done anything... *Gestures broadly at all of history*
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
In the line of work I'm looking at, offer acceptance is contingent on a months long security process, but if everything works out I will be moving ASAP and we will be working out all the hard parts of moving everyone later after the school year. Cross all the fingers you have for me, please 🙏🏼
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So after many long difficult conversations with my lovely wife regarding future plans, we finally agreed on me getting back into my old line of work. It would mean I'm moving away for probably a year at least. The goal is to move my entire family. I just accepted an offer today.
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ladies you want to pick a fight with your man, Stew on this: He wouldn't be with you if you shared the same name as his ex. Til next time!
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Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon Anime
Alt: Tuxedo Mask exiting
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Let's get this bread
A woman wearing powder blue sweats walking with 2 coffees, with overlaid text that reads "high cortisol summer"
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lina @potat0lina.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yeah so if life begins at conception, all men are trans
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What's going on skyline? Oh.
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Pizza Delivery On Fire
Alt: Pizza Delivery On Fire from community
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dawg every room is a rage room if you put me in there with my mother
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you were wondering, the flag is at half mast because I've lost the will to live ✌🏼
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Last I checked there's only 2 sexes: - The one I have with your mom - The one I have with your dad
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Guys. I did not get to rescue these two babies today. If anybody wants to spot me $7k, I'll go back and get them. If someone wants to spot me $12k I'll steal them and delete this post.
Black and white exotic kittenTortoise brindle exotic kitten
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Replying "he was in the Epstein Files" when people tell me about Lindsey Graham or Mitch McConnell
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I can't wait to play the new Halo remake
Halo cover with a handshake and kittens and hugs, and it's called "Halo: Combat Resolved"
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
SWEEEEEEEEEET CAROLINE! 🐑 🐑 🐑
Haaland sprinting for the ball in the world cup but Haaland is "me drunk" and the ball is a karaoke machine
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I could write shanties the way I treasure her chest
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It me
A sword from Elden Ring titled "Great Épée" circled showing a sleeping cat
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I do commissions (free, usually)
"Guess who's ovulating again" text overlaid on a princess bedroom with a xenomorph from alien
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Homophobia is heretical
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Rinn ✨🎮 @rinnwave.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Yesterday I completed Baldur's Gate 3 in solo honor mode, using only Salami (a camp supply dealing base 1d4 damage) as my weapons, proving that truly anything can be overpowered if you simply plan and itemize well. ... And if you play as a Duergar assassin 😂
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"Alexa play Drowning Pool's 'Tear away'"
An AI photo of a pig wearing sunglasses and a biker vest with flames background and text that reads "first thing i do when I get home is take off my girls panties... cause that shit has been pinching my hog all day"
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Your cat meows because it's hungry. My cat meows because she wants a cigarette. We are not the same.
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I learned something from the World Cup: I do not hate all men. I just hate American men 💚
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Here is a grunt shooting my lifeless body in the penis eight times Thank you
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I don't know what a pizookie is, nor will I be looking it up, but I want one
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Gladiator, but she didn't reciprocate
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'll be using "snorkmimimi land" from now on
An image of an orange and white kitten's face, sleeping with a drool spot with text overlaid that reads " "I'm just rest my eyes" is the biggest lie. You're going straight to snorkmimimi land"
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Squeaky ducks belong in the bathtub only 😤
A fake jeep meme ad stating: "jeep threatens to continue producing vehicles"
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I told my wife I'd be down to start playing overwatch, as I've never played before. This has become a nightly ritual now.
"Enough yapping white boy, get on overwatch" pasted over a sunset with a McChicken
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jupi @jupitr2.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Finally hit the "questioning this whole parenting thing" thing... What do you say to a 4-year-old girl (with a loving mother) when asked, "Why did your mommy not love you?"
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