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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Inuception. "A fella is like a virus, resilient, highly dangerous."

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Canine and a Half Weeks. "How does it feel like to bonk out of control?"

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

There's still plenty of cake left. Grab some before it starts glowing

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Licence to Bonk. The name is Fella. James Fella."

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Happy 1 million day. Marv from catering made a cake (warning: may contain pineapple) in the warehouse as the kitchen wasn't big enough. Sorry, no candles - Marv from 'Elf and Safety said warehouse fire suppression system wouldn't cope with it.

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Marv and Silent Marv Strike Back. "Fuсk Рutіn. Fuсk him up his stupіd ass!"

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

I'm out of the office for 2 days and come back to this pile of pizza invoices? What did I miss?

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is The Blues Bonkers. "We're on a mission from dog."

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Furrest Gump. "Mama always said, bonking was a part of life."

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Pawrence of Arabia. "You're famed throughout the world for bonking in this way and this is the way you should bonk now!"

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Blade Bonker. "All those moments will be lost in time... like mobiks in mud..."

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Indifella Jones and the Sex Tunnels of Doom. "Bonk where I bonk, and don't touch anything."

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is The Bark Crystal. "When single shines the triple sun, And bots retreat from tweeted fun, What was cope and seethe and spun, Shall be bonked raw - by Shibes for fun."

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

To those who were surprised that ruZZia couldn't protect its own airfields, just remember "What airdefense doing: the early years"

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Still not nuked? Might have to settle for work as an alternative!

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Close Encounters of the Furred Kind. "Do you want me to bonk you? You let go of that fence!"

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

What was the [redated] night shift doing? Wrong answers only.

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Austin Fellas: The Spy Who Bonked Me. "Are you kidding, baby? I put the bonk in bonker, baby! Yeah!"

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

I have a feeling it's going to be another "interesting" day

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Reservoir Fellas. "Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bonk?"

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Bonkin' in the Rain. "Gotta bonk! Gotta bonk! Langley rhythm, it's got me, everybody bonk!"

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Marvat: Cultural Learnings of Langley for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Nafonia. "My name Marvat. I like you. I like sex tunnels. Is nice!"

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

I don't think Marv from catering quite has the hang of the meme

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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

😁😁

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

For the #NAFO Cats Division, tonight's film in the Langley cinema is The Great Catsby. "If there's anything that you want, just ask for it, old fella."

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Shibatar. "I will stand and bonk. You know I will. But I need a little help here."

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Guess what's for lunch in the Langley cafeteria today

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is A Clockwork Pineapple. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-bonking.

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Mad Marv: Furry Road. "So I exist in this wasteland, reduced to one instinct: bonk."

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

My "friend" here is asking for directions to the Kerch Bridge

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Bonk to the Future. "How could I have been so careless? 1.21 gigabonks!"

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Another day, another week closer to victory. Let's get bonking.

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Lord of the Rings: The Fellaship of the Ring. "Even the smallest fella can change the course of the future."

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Red Dawg. No funny quote this time. Imagine orcs getting toasted.

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Life of Marv. "I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named Bonkus Stickus."

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Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus @jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Felly's Heroes. "I only bonk 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work."

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