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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 2h
Liverpool fan on talksport, not sure if he can “EVER” watch football again because of Sundays result. Used to be a season ticket holder, but “gave it up because of the invective between Everton and Liverpool fans, screaming at each other and then working together the next day”
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 6h
@theparisangel.bsky.social Have you seen his Carra mask?
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 15h
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 17h
You
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 19h
Errr extraordinary!!
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 19h
Lads, it turned up on time and arrived without falling off the tracks, that’s good enough for me. It’s a 40 minute journey of 30 miles, not the trans Siberian or orient express trip of a lifetime!!
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 23h
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Imagine a world without football journalists!!!
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hahahaha
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gravenberch suspended for next week,
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🎵 another pleasant Craven sunnnnnndaaaaay 🎵
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hmmmmm
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Creep shot admittedly but seriously, could you imagine doing this as late teen/early 20 summat? Fuck that
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Craig Pawson…
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Believe this is Villas firm
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Absolutely fucking mental that this isn’t finished still
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I walked off towards the Marccys with a parting “get back in your car mate and give us another little tootle on your horn” So I won that one, I won the minor road rage infractions
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen….The Barclays
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Froday”
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Beers that describe themselves as “craft” that are in every single supermarket and offy in the country.
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of them innit
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You were about 29 iirc and she was 14
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Badenochs speech, hopefully plays out as…
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Adult Friend Finder
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nurse, the Memes!!!
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“If you score less than 900 on Maptap you might as well ride the derby on a cow!”
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can everyone STOP getting nicked for an incident at RAF Fairford!!
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I heard two versions
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seeing Madness at Gunnersbury Park next year, not sure who the support acts are
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Solidarity wiv da French school kids
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The football season but it’s just 38 international fixtures, that no one can really get particularly interested or involved with, because there’s very little peril or reward…
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooooh Bournemouth are angry!!! www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Isn’t it? Pffft
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
YUUUUURS!!! Got a long drive first thing tomorrow, perfick!!
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did a Sexual Harassment In The Workplace one as well
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Her in Animal House, possibly the most beautiful woman that ever existed, possibly coinciding with me, in the words of Alan Partridge, becoming “pubic” around the time I first saw it
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The chief constable of Thames Valkey Police to Andrew Mountbatten Windsor…
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One for the teenagers
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😝
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s a ten pound scrotum man, it looks like nothing else on earth!!
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