Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 29/07/2025the rats work here, you aint shutting down shit. 1112
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 29/07/2025only one way to find out! turn on the kiln. 050
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 21/07/2025overall they are pretty badass, although sometimes i do want to beat them to death with my bare hands, as you can tell from my last post. 071
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 21/07/2025i swear to god im gonna find a fucking way to permanently kill this guy one day. 091
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 21/07/2025@drinkingskeleton.bsky.social im clearly the better skeleton 🖕 (thank you whoever sent this) 061
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 02/06/2025yeah, obviously. its quite literally in my name. 070
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 14/05/2025hell no! that bald cancerous fuck stole my recipe, made it worse, and tried to claim it as his own. like 99.1% pure? i wouldn't even get a buzz off of that! 170
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 09/05/2025yeah ok sure also why is everything going staticky 010
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 08/05/2025fuck no, in anything you should start taking them. they are only bad if you STOP taking them, withdrawals are a bitch. 050
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 08/05/2025good luck with that man. worst case scenario I crush my own skull and manifest in a different district. or I manifest inside of you and replace your current skeleton. I doubt that'd feel good, not that I'd know since I don't have any nerves. 060
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 08/05/2025shit uh... well i certainly do have a lot of drugs.. no agents here, nope none at all. 060
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 05/05/2025oh i have like so many, why? you want some? 0111
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 24/03/2025who the fuck do you think you are. you are but a mere pretender of our badass kind. healthcare cannot be badass, it is a law of reality. a universal truth. also no they are not i made the drugs in some random dumpster. 160
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 13/03/2025i dont know? if it does, tell it to fuck off and that i dont want it. 061
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 10/03/2025oooo you see that actually triggers my trap card and i get to draw one card. 160
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 22/02/2025this is worse than the chungus one. i hope you fall off your horse. 071
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 22/02/2025obviously, Snowflame the cocaine powered supervillain™ is like the coolest person i know 040
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 17/02/2025i respect the hustle, but i already sold all my mortal possessions to buy said meth. 050
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 16/02/2025@drinkingskeleton.bsky.social i think i got one of yours 181
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 15/02/2025the best thing mankind has every created, thats what. 050
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 14/02/2025i sacrifice 3 pieces to promote my pawn to a bishop and place one card face down, as well as place my puck in column 4, while camera stalling freddy. 160
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 13/02/2025nah man you see all these crystals i got? that totally counts as hair. it does. im not coping. 051
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 11/02/2025funky! because it rhymes with junkie. also because i like to bust a move every now and then 190
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 10/02/2025speed, back when i was all fleshy and gross. gnawed on a power line, died, and then pecked clean by a murder of crows. and then i woke up again as my beautiful self that i am now. yeah this was a lore drop post, cry about it. 060
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 04/02/2025i dont know what this means but ducks are cool so i'll go with "to duck." kinda reminds me of one time when i gave a goose meth... so many casualties... 031
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 03/02/2025coke the soda. because it sounds like coke the drug 071
Badass Junkie Skeleton @junkieskeleton.bsky.social · 03/02/2025i just don't sleep? i have no brain that can get tired, y'know, being a skeleton and all. plus all the drugs.. i probably couldn't sleep even if i wanted too. 082