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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Didn't think of my self as TOO much of a fan, but it is embarrassing how much I want these. (or it will be, if I tap ‘Post’… oops). @hellishpod.com can explain for you.

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Hellish @hellishpod.com · 26/09/2026

Of course it’s time for the Hellish Picture Quiz (tm). Can you guess four of @juniperific.bsky.social ‘s 5 Hellish song choices from these photo teasers? If you need a hand, just listen to this week’s fantastic pod. Clue. The sheep is fat.

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

All words are ‘made up’, of course… (weakest justification for made up word since Gen-Z threw away the rule book 😉)

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Look it in the mouth and it'll run you over. Gift, race, pretty much any horse that isn't a statue.

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

And one of the potential solutions under discussion is to send the City scum to the SPL…

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's a shame the _good_ House of Cards slightly pre-dates the21st century - a lick escape for this list (were it not heavily influenced by budget)

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

For a start you've gone with a logical shape for a modern oven. People could learn a thing or two from that!

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Not always dynamic but making it into the top few… hmmm… you know there are some links to England there on reflection! 😃

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh, and since I partook I’ve been told I underestimated just how hellish one of my infernal choices is - not just all over America but also chosen by the Sydney Swans, antipodean sports fans.

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Train Line has just messaged me to say that the 17:13 to Paddington won’t be stopping at Paddington. I wonder if whoever wrote that bit of code understands what happens if a train just keeps on going at the end of the line?

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Turns out that I’m going to hell - and you can find out what I’ll experience (and who I libelled) as I guest on the brilliant Hellish in preparation: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...

podcasts.apple.com

Adam Juniper, tech journalist

Podcast Episode · Hellish · 20 September · 1hr 11min

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Admirable to stand up for equality (not so easy for Napoleon, of course, try as he might)

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So lovey and unusual to get a nice comment about my speaking voice - and my deep bone (even if this message was originally sent privately to my wife… hmmm…)

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The first time I do something that isn’t photography or drone related in a while. But there is a comedy reference to a potentially dangerous tech of the near future. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...

podcasts.apple.com

What If a Sex Robot Rips Off Your Penis?

Podcast Episode · Ari & Ad Fix Your Life · 18 September · 28min

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Seeing the total solar eclipse put the moon into my wonderful honeymoon with the amazing @arianesherine.bsky.social - holding her and looking out as we felt the world physically change for a few seconds was absolutely magical; being married is even better. ❤️ (all my own photos)

Total solar eclipse seen through 200mm lens with corona clearly visible and Palma, Mallorca city lights below.

Total solar eclipse seen through 100000ND filter revealing the ‘ring of fire’ effect

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

They’ll be useful one day… probably…

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

They come along like buses you see. And this week’s PM knows a thing or two about them, I gather.

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

They didn’t go with anything like “Fares for fair sex?”

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

A and B are cumulative, granted - that was Mr Wilson’s joke, after all. Not that it’s guaranteed (I’ve worn it for all appropriate World Cups since France ‘98). But hopefully my continued existence isn’t determined by the sitting government or the England Team’s performance.

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Another reason not to vote Reform next time, football fans. You’ll lose all World Cups during any Reform “govern”ment.

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I’ve said it elsewhere and I’ll say it here - very clearly a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (of 5) for me!

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I owe the dentist so much I can’t buy a subscription, but I love the first para of this in the New Statesman: www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...

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Britain must now unite behind Count Binface

A court without fools is a dangerous place

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Let’s go again. With a longer alphabet. Love you, superstar. ❤️

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Top line? There are others? Aren’t all messages just one line summaries now?

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Want to buy some premium quality cack. Or at least some discounted cack? I know just the place…

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Because it looks like an early 1980s video game in progress?

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

And 500 more… just to be the kind of spouse who takes an unusually long time to say 1000

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

What a wonderful day it was a month ago. What a wonderful day today. I still find myself feeling I’m in a perfect dream with the world’s most beautiful woman.

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Well the German airport security team took my pet block of lead off me and made me down the lager yesterday, so I’ve turned over a new leaf.

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Felt like and _looked_ every bit the fairy tale princess, though far more beautiful. We (and let’s be honest you) captivated crowds of tourists as we borrowed the Scottish capital to marry, and it was wonderful. Can’t believe how happy you’ve made me. I love you forever! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Seen Disney advertising cruise trips. The same Disney that promoted rats in the kitchen in feature films. Just saying…

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

And did it? Any hidden charges?

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

When we first met, you were beautiful, funny, engaging, and left a shining mark on my soul (that’s right folks, I’m _not_ a poet). I wish you knew how striking you were then as well as now, but it’s absolutely true I fell in love with you (and my life has been much better for it).

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

“Adult content: does not include nudity” is what I am warned. Luckily, well, ahem…

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

An ad in the Washington Post tells me one of the best ways to avoid running out of money is to have >$1million. Really? Useful stuff.

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

On a busy London bus: G/F: If that woman moved over, someone could sit and there would be no wasted seats. Me: Yeah, but if you fill every spot, the whole deck vanishes and the next one falls down.

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I am very familiar with the experience of neurology not behaving quite as I’d like, but I’d be willing to bet a lot of people failing to offer sympathy to Davidson here have suffered hiccups at some point - also involuntary, also potentially caused in the brain. Tourette’s is just more sophisticated

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

My son: “There should be a debate: Which is better, Star Wars or Star Trek” Me: Hmmmm… am I depriving him of the internet?

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

And then we got on the bus… (Lot of other people in suit and tie on buses in East London at midday on the weekend, as you can imagine… still, ❤️ being here with the world’s most wonderful woman - and soon my hair will be long enough for the red treatment too, eh?)

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

The bugs on the crops in Somerset seem to have really gotten out of hand. As seen in Bath, Somerset:

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Be warned Crouch Hill, you might think Nigel Farage hasn’t found lefty London, but he has snuck a party office in using a sneaky stealth strategy:

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

So pleased I can finally stream this beautifully raw and brilliant song on Apple Music - though have to admit it’s more fun to see the cat on YouTube. Love it.

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Juniperific @juniperific.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I would but I'll be listening on Apple Music!

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