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Juniper⚧️

@junibugz.bsky.social
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Maker of things, Under of age, lover of nerdy shit. Technically a “published writer” He/They zephyr-zephyr on tumblr 🔮Emperor’s Children WH40k🔮

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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
BYPASS!!
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Every time someone calls Gerran Howell british an angel gets strangled with a stethoscope.
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A star trek episode title card with text that says “I’VE NEVER WATCHED STAR TREK BUT I LIKE BEING HELPFUL” the text is a gradient from dark blue to light blue.
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Andrew Mercator @cloudyappleart.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Spent the weekend in Brighton to see some friends and catch Do The Thing at the fringe! Realised I've never really drawn them properly so wanted to give that a go. I like how it came out 🙂 #dothething #brightonfringe #digitalart #musicalimprov
Digital art of three white men in a cartoon style. One has a flat cap and a guitar, one has dark shoulder length hair and abeard, and one has wavy brown hair and a big ginger beard. It reads 'Do The Thing' at the top, and 'Choose Your Own Musical' along the bottom
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Vague @goblinspod.bsky.social fanart!! Quite proud of this one! The film strip format has nothing to do with the podcast but the images within are all little references to the pilot :)
An illustration of several strips of film on top of eachother on a wood surface. There is brown, spiral wood grain behind the film. The strip on top of all the others is diagonal from the upper left corner to the middle of the right side. It has rainbow colored mugs in each frame. The next lowest goes from the bottom left to the middle right. It has drawings of various brown, burlap sacks. The next goes from the bottom left to the upper right corner. It has multicolored, patterned socks and oranges in each frame. The final strip has papers in each frame and goes from the bottom right to the upper middle.
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This started as a way to use up warhammer sprues and ended as a love letter to #themechanisms . If i could’ve fit all of their graves on here i would’ve but i just ended up choosing the ones i could find bits for lol
A diorama of a cemetery sitting on a wooden desk. There are 4 graves, each one has several things by them. In order the graves say: Jonny d’Ville, Raphaella, Gunpowder Tim, and Drumbot Brian. Jonny’s grave has 2 holstered guns and a leather pouch with a bottle strapped to it. Raphaella’s grave has a gold wing, 2 syringes, a silver lantern, and a silver pipe. Gunpowder Tim’s grave has several large guns and sets of grenades. Drumbot Brian’s grave has several gold hands and a gold metal plate, meant to represent a piece of his metal body. The ground is a greyish brown and there are pathways in between the graves. Behind the graves, there is a line or grey boulder.The same diorama but from a bird’s eye perspective.
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Normally i don’t post my art on here because this is where the grownups are but i worked too hard on this to not post it everywhere possible 😭 #thebifrostincident #themechanisms #fanart #dopeopleevenusetagshere
An alcohol marker/pen drawing of a blue and white bullet train below a swirling rainbow mass. There are black circles on the edges with arcs radiating towards the center. Each arc is a different shade of grey. The arcs surround both the rainbow mass and the train.
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I desperately want to read Tim the Crim the novel
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
An excellent bit of podcasting! also HOW DID I NOT FIGURE OUT THAT JENNY WAS AMERICAN?? I AM AMERICAN??? MY EARS ARE BROKEN, APPARENTLY
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Skitoya @skitoya.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Tormentor Portrait Emperor’s children
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I miss covfefe. That was at least funny.
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
On a medical road trip and i miss my cat and i desperately want to be painting warhammer right now. These are the ONLY downsides to chronic illness. (/hj)
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Someone just told me that The Princess Bride is "overrated" and long story short it's perfectly acceptable to remove toxic people from your life.
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy 20th anniversary of Neil Banging Out the Tunes, a wholesome piece of internet ephemera- oh god what have i done. @stellartim.bsky.social
A photo of a rat in front of a children’s toy piano with the caption “Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006The same image as previous but with Tim Meredith’s face pasted onto the rat’s face.
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@stellartim.bsky.social OI! It’s stream-iversary tomorrow. Chat would like you to know, just in case you wanted to stream maybe. But you are a busy lad so we understand if not!
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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a man in a suit and tie says oh my god okay it 's happening ..
Alt: Michael Scott, a white man in a suit and tie with brown hair, says “oh, my god! okay, it’s happening!”
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
WHY WAS RICKY GERVAIS ON MY TIMELINE NO NO NO NO
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GOBLINS! @goblinspod.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Thank you to Soel on Tumblr for this artwork. Links for the Stellar Firma Live show and our merch are in the pinned post.
An illustration of Imogen lovingly holding a gun. The text reads, 'watch it Buster! And by it I mean Stellar Firma Live.'An illustration of Trexel and David7 facing each other and talking into microphones. The text reads, 'They want you to watch Stellar Firma Live'.
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This is trans allyship
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
OMG CONGRATS!!! $25 well spent, even if i’m on a different continent!
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If you see this, post something pink 🩷
An Emperor’s Children Flawless Blade miniature. It has pink and gold armor, except for it’s left arm which has purple and gold armor. It has light, dusty purple skin, a gold, purple, and blue power pack, and a dark pink sash on its belt. It has a long silver bladed sword and a silver partial knight helm.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I know I've seen it before, but the Golden Sisters of Battle still spark joy.
What is The Golden Girls were Warhammer 40K Sisters of Battle? Sofia in particular is gonna do some exterminatus.
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Press: “hello mr Mamdani could you please answer this intricate and complicated geopolitical question about a country that you’ve never lived in, been to, been in conflict with, or held office in?” “To tell you the truth i haven’t thought about it enough” “WELL THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ELECT-
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
@stellartim.bsky.social i am pestering you so that you have a written reminder that you should play @brainmage.bsky.social “i will strangle a horse” because it’s fucking hilarious and good and it is nominated for multiple awards and i have no idea when voting ends so maybe it should be soon, thank
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I have no interest in this man’s problems
Royal Match ad where some sort of King is trying to hold rocks from falling on him and you need to solve some matching puzzle to prevent it happening.
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
YES SAM THANK YOU. IMMEDIATELY WENT IN MY WISHLIST.
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
*to the tune of the Alive Awake Alert camp song* I am alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic! … That is a lie i really wanna fucking lie down!
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
GIVE THE GOBLIN MONEY. THEY NEED NEW MICROPHONES BECAUSE TRIPE LEFT THE OLD ONES IN A BONE HOLE!!
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Some daemonettes that i finished a week ago and only just took pictures of!
10 Warhammer Slaanesh Daemonette miniatures. They are various shades of purple and pink. One holds a large hot pink banner with a gold Slaanesh symbol in the middle. Another holds what looks like a war horn, but it is dark purple with a humanoid head and long bright pink tongue. The others are holding nothing. They all have dark claws and tails with magenta tips. All of the miniatures have different hairstyles, but they are all sporting a dark purple hair color. There is a miniature crumbling stone wall in front of the minis with multiple symbols of Slaanesh, syringes and grenades littered on top of the wall, and graffiti that reads “EMPEROR’S CHILDREN! DEATH TO YOUR FOES!”The same miniatures from a different angle.
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Hayes Madsen @solfleet.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
OpenAI shutting down Sora feels like knocking down the first domino
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
My reaction to this announcement was normal and calm
A tumblr post with an image of a discord message attached. The tumblr post reads “Very proud to say i FUCKING KNEW IT when Jonny mentioned recording a HORRIBLE LITTLE PERVERT for an UNNAMED PODCAST where LOWRI WAS IN THE RECORDING BUT NOT ACTING.”

The discord message is from 3/13/26 and reads “Ooooo cool! Jonny mentioned recording a deranged sex pervert for a podcast with Lowri, but Lowri wasn't being a character, and my first thought was "Lowri is Goblins producer. This is about Goblins." because i am delusional”
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
*to the approximate tune of Kelly Clarkson’s Stronger* What doesn’t kill you just ✨DISABLES YOU✨ Can’t get into ✨ANY ROOMS✨ Bumps on the floor you never knew aboutttttt My wheelchair can’t get through the ✨FUCKING DOOR✨ Where the fuck’s the ✨ACSESS RAMP✨ Why won’t you let me in the buildingggg
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
So fucking excited to start painting this Lord Exultant 💜 it was the first Emperor’s Children mini i ever saw and it instantly made me fall in love with the faction
A sub-assembly Warhammer 40k Lord Exultant miniature. The pieces are in a line in a cardboard box and are in the middle of being primed. The box is covered in black and grey spray paint and a rattle can of primer sits in the background
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Oooooo congrats!!!! Final stretch!!! So excited!!
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
@samrae.bsky.social here’s your totally real AI podcast intro that was made by a real AI definitely not a person pretending to be an AI
A message exchange from the website youraislopbores.me.

The outgoing message reads “Finish the podcast intro please! - “Welcome to Contrived and Insufferable? The only podcast _____””.

The response reads “where freaky glitches gather around! I’m Sonic.exe and this is Slenderman and today we have a special guest why don’t you introduce yourself

im jeff the killer my name jeff”
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Borneo Jimmy @borneojimmy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Words to live by, from John Waters.
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
When someone asks “what is this thing i found on the beach?” On r/whatisit the answer is almost always “that is a Portuguese man o’ war please for the love of god put it down”
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Virgin Media wants Tim Meredith dead /j
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
@stellartim.bsky.social okay. so. @voressima.bsky.social found a review for Yes Anderson that referred to “a shouty man who believed he was a human train” so i made this.
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“Yaller Swamp Witch” @jojojolie.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I loved reading rainbow
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Tim Meredith is a genuinely cool dude. I’m a teenager so you know i’m being honest. If he wasn’t a cool dude i wouldn’t be giving him $8 every month for his shenanigans.
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
“Mutilization” isn’t a word.
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Thank god for confirmation i was about to start poking you with a digital stick!
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Hey look i made a silly thing! (Go watch Stellar Firma Live, it’s great fun and if we keep throwing coins at Tim [and the goblinspod folks!] maybe we’ll get to see even more silly things!)
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Taking new Warhammer minis out of the box and making various squeaky noises whiles saying “oughh they’re so COOL”
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Bake a Snake (Team Tug) @bakeasnake.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Please GW I am asking you for more Emperor's Children models for me to buy.
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Simon Plot like the plot of a novel Kin like family @splotkin.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Thank fuck
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Juniper⚧️ @junibugz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
No reason for this. At all. Mhm. open.spotify.com/track/0yku64...
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What Did You Learn In School Today?
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help @frankentine.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
getting jacked so i can pick up all my friends shitty, abusive parents and throw them into the ocean
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