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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉

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"I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions." - Augusten Burroughs

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Ulrich Janse van Vuuren @ulrichjvv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s no other place with sunsets like Johannesburg! What a view! 🤩🌳
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“The heavier the burden, the closer our lives come to the earth, the more real and truthful they become. Conversely, the absolute absence of burden causes man to be lighter than air, to soar into heights, take leave of the earth and his earthly being,
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Ulrich Janse van Vuuren @ulrichjvv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I can never get tired of our city or this view. Love Johannesburg and Joburg’s people, it’s a place with all the possibilities and potential. 🤩❤️🌳
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The neighbourhood gang
Three large, grey-brown birds with long, downward-curving beaks (likely Hadada ibises) perch along the flat edge of a white building's roof. They are spaced apart against a wide, pale blue sky with light, wispy clouds. Below them, a wooden-framed window with white shutters is visible on the textured white wall, and the tops of green trees appear in the lower-left corner.
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners ~ William Shakespeare 🪷
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The way that whole "coochie-coo" gene skipped me so hard I hold babies like suspicious Tupperware containers that might leak and I try to engage toddlers in meaningful dialogue about their post-preschool exit strategy and the stability of the juice box economy 😬😑
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The older you get, the more you realise your meat sack requires constant maintenance, and frankly, it is incredibly bothersome. I didn’t sign up for this level of biological admin. 😒
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Here's a concrete reminder The world is better because you’re in it. Don't ever forget how much you matter.
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Books are the only magic that lets us shed the cocoon of our own subjectivity, and for a few hundred pages, I am not myself. I am seeing the world through eyes I’ve never met, living a life I’ve never known. It’s the ultimate gift of empathy. 📚
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
If you’re seeing any friends today that you hold dear, skip the small talk about resolutions. Ask them this instead: "What version of yourself are you stepping into for 2026, and how can I best support that person?"
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
My therapist asked me to name three things I'm grateful for and I said "free next day delivery, noise cancelling headphones, and the sweet embrace of the void" and apparently that's concerning but two out of three aint bad
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Ulrich Janse van Vuuren @ulrichjvv.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
If you haven’t been to the Johannesburg Botanical Gardens recently, then get here soon! The cherry blossoms are in full bloom and absolutely spectacular right now. 😍🌸
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Why are all the evangelicals still here and not raptured? I haven't felt this let down since realising my emergency contact was probably a coffee shop 🥲
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
My fridge light has seen more of me this week than most people have this year.
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Life is finite Prioritise joy 😊 That's it That's the skeet
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Ever had to put on your glasses so you can hear better over the phone? I just had to 💀👴🏻
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Nationality and nationalism always felt so silly to me tbh Its just invisible spaghetti lines humans drew on maps and decided were sacred 🙃 Nothing like pledging lifelong loyalty to a shape on a globe that might look totally different in the next few decades. Go team arbitrary land blob! 🎉 woohoo
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Ulrich Janse van Vuuren @ulrichjvv.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Soft cold front clouds forming over the city 💨☁️💙
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Every day, just a little more, I become this meme
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Nothing says 'Monday' like getting to the office and spilling coffee on yourself within the first few minutes of the workday ☕🫠
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
“If we slow down, Jasnah said, the past catches up to us. History is like that, always gobbling up the present.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Rhythm of War
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Graeme @claidheamhmor.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Joburg sunset glow from Northcliff Hill.
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Honestly I feel the same. That sweet sweet Google money completely corrupted Mozilla. It's sad yeah... But bye Firefox 👋 www.theregister.com/2025/06/17/o...
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Firefox is dead to me
Opinion: Parent company Mozilla's not my fave either
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Remember... (wink wink nudge nudge)
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Forgot my mouse at home 🖱️ and now I'm left using a trackpad today. Pray for me or spare a thought. I’m basically some kind of digital savage now 😭🙄
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Be a Big Panda 🐼
A panel from James Norbury’s Big Panda & Tiny Dragon. Tiny Dragon, perched on a clump of grass with a teacup in hand, asks why Big Panda never seems to complain. Panda, sitting calmly outside a weather-worn hut, replies that life is far from perfect—he just chooses to look for reasons to love the world rather than resent it.
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Millen... What now? We're the Spice Girls generation 🕺
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
In-office days: skip breakfast, forget lunch, live on coffee and jokes. Get home: devour the fridge, the cupboards, whatever is in that weird Tupperware I didn't know we own, oh and maybe the dog food if it's crunchy enough 🐶 But hey "work-life balance", right babe? ✨
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
People craving fame seem to forget it's a spotlight. Your every flaw is thrown into sharp relief, even the deeply human ones, especially the human ones. I'd rather enjoy my life in peace than audition for perfection each day. Anonymity might be quiet but it's blissfully human, messy bits and all.
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Sat for half an hour wondering what was clawing at my neck, only to find a sneaky leaf wedged between my jacket and shirt. Cheers, autumn 🍂
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Ulrich Janse van Vuuren @ulrichjvv.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
An autumn Sunday well spent in the beautiful Gauteng countryside. Peaceful river flowing, trees and sunshine. Just what my soul needed. 😍🌊🍂🌲☀️
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Most Americans have never seen a tea cosy in the wild, and that’s a tragedy I can no longer abide. 😤🫖 Behold: the fabulous knitted tea cosy. Not just a warm hug for your teapot, but a whole vibe. British ingenuity at its most delightful. Why just make tea when your teapot can cosplay as a snail?
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Ulrich Janse van Vuuren @ulrichjvv.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Many decades ago, someone had the idea to plant rows of trident maples along my neighbourhood’s streets. Every autumn in Joburg, they put on a spectacular show. Right now, their kaleidoscope of colours are incredible. 😍🍁🍂📸
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
It’s honestly terrifying how many people online can’t read for comprehension. And these same people are out there making decisions that affect everyone, voting, influencing, shaping the future.
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
White South Africans love asking each other if they're planning to emigrate? Where to, when, how soon. But how does one emigrate their soul? It’s buried here, beneath a bushwillow. This land holds my breath, my memories, and my being. I could leave with my body, but my heart would not follow.
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Ulrich Janse van Vuuren @ulrichjvv.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
There’s nothing like a Kimberley sunset 😍🌅 I love the Northern Cape province.
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Sometimes I wonder if certain people realise just how abrasive they come across. Like, you’re not "straight-talking" you’re just… sandpaper
A young boy in a suit stands in a crowd, looking visibly uncomfortable or dismayed, with his eyebrows furrowed and lips pressed into a reluctant frown.
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Some countries have smooth edges. Everything works. Everyone obeys the rules. Life is quiet, orderly, and if we’re honest, a little dead inside.
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Me too Spheal.. Me too..
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
ARM(64) for PCs felt like a sprint. Turns out it's a three-legged race and one leg's asleep. Still not trading my ARM lappy for ye olde x86 clunker.💻
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The universe giveth and the universe taketh away mostly just to remind you who's actually running this circus 🎪
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
You ever wonder what it was like watching Rome collapse from, say, a peaceful little village hundreds of kilometres away? Just minding your business, tending your sheep, and occasionally hearing news like, "Oh, Rome’s on fire again, is it? Shame. Pass the bread, please."
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
“You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.” - Robert A. Heinlein
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The world does not easily forget when a beacon dims, leaving a lasting shadow. 🗽 When strength becomes cruelty, nations risk becoming pariahs, not just for a moment, but for generations.
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Wanting to be buried is wild. You spend your whole life draining the planet, resources, energy, vibes, and then in death, you still want a little patch of land? No thanks. Cremate me and sprinkle me somewhere inconvenient 👌
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Seeing my face in a video 😬 🫠 🤢
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Ulrich Janse van Vuuren @ulrichjvv.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Kimberley has the best sunsets in South Africa. 😍🌅🔥
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Happy Monday
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Simon Clark @simonoxfphys.com · 01/03/2025
It can feel like we have made no progress in the fight against climate change. That's not the case. youtu.be/h1jOqyjcO4g?...
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How much progress have we made on climate change?
YouTube video by Simon Clark
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