Reposted by Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉Ulrich Janse van Vuuren @ulrichjvv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There’s no other place with sunsets like Johannesburg! What a view! 🤩🌳 3534
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“The heavier the burden, the closer our lives come to the earth, the more real and truthful they become. Conversely, the absolute absence of burden causes man to be lighter than air, to soar into heights, take leave of the earth and his earthly being, 110
Reposted by Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉Ulrich Janse van Vuuren @ulrichjvv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I can never get tired of our city or this view. Love Johannesburg and Joburg’s people, it’s a place with all the possibilities and potential. 🤩❤️🌳 0331
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners ~ William Shakespeare 🪷 030
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 09/04/2026The way that whole "coochie-coo" gene skipped me so hard I hold babies like suspicious Tupperware containers that might leak and I try to engage toddlers in meaningful dialogue about their post-preschool exit strategy and the stability of the juice box economy 😬😑 240
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 31/03/2026The older you get, the more you realise your meat sack requires constant maintenance, and frankly, it is incredibly bothersome. I didn’t sign up for this level of biological admin. 😒 151
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Here's a concrete reminder The world is better because you’re in it. Don't ever forget how much you matter. 030
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Books are the only magic that lets us shed the cocoon of our own subjectivity, and for a few hundred pages, I am not myself. I am seeing the world through eyes I’ve never met, living a life I’ve never known. It’s the ultimate gift of empathy. 📚 060
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 31/12/2025If you’re seeing any friends today that you hold dear, skip the small talk about resolutions. Ask them this instead: "What version of yourself are you stepping into for 2026, and how can I best support that person?" 170
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 09/10/2025My therapist asked me to name three things I'm grateful for and I said "free next day delivery, noise cancelling headphones, and the sweet embrace of the void" and apparently that's concerning but two out of three aint bad 040
Reposted by Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉Ulrich Janse van Vuuren @ulrichjvv.bsky.social · 26/09/2025If you haven’t been to the Johannesburg Botanical Gardens recently, then get here soon! The cherry blossoms are in full bloom and absolutely spectacular right now. 😍🌸 0476
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Why are all the evangelicals still here and not raptured? I haven't felt this let down since realising my emergency contact was probably a coffee shop 🥲 040
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 17/09/2025My fridge light has seen more of me this week than most people have this year. 050
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Life is finite Prioritise joy 😊 That's it That's the skeet 030
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Ever had to put on your glasses so you can hear better over the phone? I just had to 💀👴🏻 250
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Nationality and nationalism always felt so silly to me tbh Its just invisible spaghetti lines humans drew on maps and decided were sacred 🙃 Nothing like pledging lifelong loyalty to a shape on a globe that might look totally different in the next few decades. Go team arbitrary land blob! 🎉 woohoo 062
Reposted by Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉Ulrich Janse van Vuuren @ulrichjvv.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Soft cold front clouds forming over the city 💨☁️💙 0625
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Every day, just a little more, I become this meme 2465
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Nothing says 'Monday' like getting to the office and spilling coffee on yourself within the first few minutes of the workday ☕🫠 2160
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 22/06/2025“If we slow down, Jasnah said, the past catches up to us. History is like that, always gobbling up the present.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Rhythm of War 000
Reposted by Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉Graeme @claidheamhmor.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Joburg sunset glow from Northcliff Hill. 061
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Honestly I feel the same. That sweet sweet Google money completely corrupted Mozilla. It's sad yeah... But bye Firefox 👋 www.theregister.com/2025/06/17/o...theregister.comFirefox is dead to meOpinion: Parent company Mozilla's not my fave either 050
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Forgot my mouse at home 🖱️ and now I'm left using a trackpad today. Pray for me or spare a thought. I’m basically some kind of digital savage now 😭🙄 2150
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Millen... What now? We're the Spice Girls generation 🕺 4243
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 04/06/2025In-office days: skip breakfast, forget lunch, live on coffee and jokes. Get home: devour the fridge, the cupboards, whatever is in that weird Tupperware I didn't know we own, oh and maybe the dog food if it's crunchy enough 🐶 But hey "work-life balance", right babe? ✨ 091
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 01/06/2025People craving fame seem to forget it's a spotlight. Your every flaw is thrown into sharp relief, even the deeply human ones, especially the human ones. I'd rather enjoy my life in peace than audition for perfection each day. Anonymity might be quiet but it's blissfully human, messy bits and all. 070
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Sat for half an hour wondering what was clawing at my neck, only to find a sneaky leaf wedged between my jacket and shirt. Cheers, autumn 🍂 050
Reposted by Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉Ulrich Janse van Vuuren @ulrichjvv.bsky.social · 25/05/2025An autumn Sunday well spent in the beautiful Gauteng countryside. Peaceful river flowing, trees and sunshine. Just what my soul needed. 😍🌊🍂🌲☀️ 1636
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Most Americans have never seen a tea cosy in the wild, and that’s a tragedy I can no longer abide. 😤🫖 Behold: the fabulous knitted tea cosy. Not just a warm hug for your teapot, but a whole vibe. British ingenuity at its most delightful. Why just make tea when your teapot can cosplay as a snail? 910510
Reposted by Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉Ulrich Janse van Vuuren @ulrichjvv.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Many decades ago, someone had the idea to plant rows of trident maples along my neighbourhood’s streets. Every autumn in Joburg, they put on a spectacular show. Right now, their kaleidoscope of colours are incredible. 😍🍁🍂📸 2976
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 27/04/2025It’s honestly terrifying how many people online can’t read for comprehension. And these same people are out there making decisions that affect everyone, voting, influencing, shaping the future. 1121
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 27/04/2025White South Africans love asking each other if they're planning to emigrate? Where to, when, how soon. But how does one emigrate their soul? It’s buried here, beneath a bushwillow. This land holds my breath, my memories, and my being. I could leave with my body, but my heart would not follow. 3214
Reposted by Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉Ulrich Janse van Vuuren @ulrichjvv.bsky.social · 25/04/2025There’s nothing like a Kimberley sunset 😍🌅 I love the Northern Cape province. 0762
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Sometimes I wonder if certain people realise just how abrasive they come across. Like, you’re not "straight-talking" you’re just… sandpaper 040
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Some countries have smooth edges. Everything works. Everyone obeys the rules. Life is quiet, orderly, and if we’re honest, a little dead inside. 181
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 22/04/2025ARM(64) for PCs felt like a sprint. Turns out it's a three-legged race and one leg's asleep. Still not trading my ARM lappy for ye olde x86 clunker.💻 010
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 17/04/2025The universe giveth and the universe taketh away mostly just to remind you who's actually running this circus 🎪 040
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 28/03/2025You ever wonder what it was like watching Rome collapse from, say, a peaceful little village hundreds of kilometres away? Just minding your business, tending your sheep, and occasionally hearing news like, "Oh, Rome’s on fire again, is it? Shame. Pass the bread, please." 120
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 24/03/2025“You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.” - Robert A. Heinlein 022
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 23/03/2025The world does not easily forget when a beacon dims, leaving a lasting shadow. 🗽 When strength becomes cruelty, nations risk becoming pariahs, not just for a moment, but for generations. 050
Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglgeorg.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Wanting to be buried is wild. You spend your whole life draining the planet, resources, energy, vibes, and then in death, you still want a little patch of land? No thanks. Cremate me and sprinkle me somewhere inconvenient 👌 2112
Reposted by Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉Ulrich Janse van Vuuren @ulrichjvv.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Kimberley has the best sunsets in South Africa. 😍🌅🔥 1015814
Reposted by Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉Simon Clark @simonoxfphys.com · 01/03/2025It can feel like we have made no progress in the fight against climate change. That's not the case. youtu.be/h1jOqyjcO4g?...youtu.beHow much progress have we made on climate change?YouTube video by Simon Clark 1419455