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Jun34u

@jun34u.bsky.social
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Alaskan in Los Angeles. Chaotic idealist. Hacker, Writer, and Game Theorist cDc Cultist Forever Script Kiddie She/They 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know Jane Doe. Crime statistics say it’s 1 in 3, but it’s somehow every single woman I’ve talked to. You want to doxx someone? Go ahead and give them my name. Your sister’s. Your wife’s. Your mother’s.
Post by real-life king of dipshits @mtracey with the following absolutely horrific ask:

If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy

(Back to my commentary) fuck him. Fuck this. I’m Jane Doe. Half the women you know are Jane doe.
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A Google Maps search for “Mount Denali” redirects you to “Mount McKinley”
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have my fiddle and I am ready to FILK!!!
WorldCon badge
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
In another life she’d be a Super Smash Bro’s champion
Hillary Clinton with a game boy.
My gamer gf fr
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It is important to acknowledge that ICE is so racist and incompetent that they can’t even find the supposed “criminals” they claim to be after. However, it’s also important to acknowledge that no one deserves to be shot in the street, regardless of whether they were the “right target” or not.
It is the second time in a week that federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents have stopped the wrong vehicle while executing an arrest warrant and fatally shot someone.
Agents were not wearing body cameras in either shooting.
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Don’t need no man on a wire we got baddies on the spire!
Two brave souls on top of the Empire State Building with a flag that reads: “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.”
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Only real hackers know what this is from
Vend a hack
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Persistent in my studies and in your network!
Juneau sits on a rock, staring out to sea.
They have a cute black dress, a white stole, a purple and yellow Master’s hood, and a black graduation cap that, if you look closely at the bottom, says “.ooM”Juneau with a sick ass 1980 corvette.
Their grad cap says “hack the planet!”Master’s regalia is appropriate clothing for jumping in the ocean
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I complain about losing my job, but I graduated this month,making this the first real work free summer vacation I’ve had since before high school. I’ve had a job since I was 13. I’ll be damned if I can’t appreciate a few days off. Anyways, I spent my Memorial Day playing fiddle at the beach!
Juneau playing fiddle by the beach
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Are prompt reverse-engineers a thing? Because I am DESPERATE to know what exactly the white house meme intern typed to achieve this
A screenshot of Trump’s social media that shows an AI generated image of him escorting a naked and unreasonably sexy alien bound by rope through Area 51
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I love car-mogging other LA drivers
An expensive bmw M8 viewed over the gorgeous red hood of the world’s best car: my 1980 corvette.

There is no better car. She is mine and she is loved
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Well thank goodness we didn’t use Cavas!
A bottle of champagne with a class of 2026 tassel around its neck sitting with two fancy wine glasses.
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It’s always gotta be my doppelgängers that are acting up
A blonde woman with bangs can be seen snatching wine bottles in the aftermath of the correspondents dinner shooting
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I got to cross off one bucket-list item before I turned 30: performing a song I wrote! Enjoy the clip of “Keep Licking That Boot!” and maybe, if my hands ever stop shaking from the adrenaline, I’ll try to record the whole thing one of these days
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Playing at my first open mic tonight The venue decor feels like a good omen (my songs are about how much I hate ICE)
A replica of woody guthrie’s guitar reading “This machine kills facists” hanging behind the bar
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I am an artist
Signs reading “Fuck ICE” and “Chinga LA Migra!” (The LA is the dodger’s logo)Signs that say “chinga la migra” and “get these Walmart grade gestapo off our streets!”Sign reading “this machine kills favorite” with arrows pointing down to the people holding the sign
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Hehe It’s naked
An unbuilt framework laptop
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Rapid disassembly over Santa Monica. Kinda hoped it was aliens.
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Early morning Aurora
A purple aurora in the sky over AnchorageA purple aurora in the sky over Anchorage
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
After a lifetime of trying to have the last word, I beyond honored to have the last word in @joemenn.bsky.social’s new revised edition of Cult of the Dead Cow.
warnings, was threatened with prose
backfired on the government, as coverage of the threat propelled icke Block to the top spot on Apple's app store.
Inside the Cult of the Dead Cow, the new members brought resilient energy, a sense of urgency, and a commitment to see the group con-tinue. "Everyone wants to see this last-it's something the world needs," Katelyn said. The worse things get, as authoritarian leaders and compt oligarchs use technology to manipulate and surveil the population, the more important it will be for those in opposition to harness technology for good. They will need distributed systems like Veilid without a choke point where a government can press for control, private means of communica tion like Signal that collect almost no information on their users, and inno vative tools for evading, exposing, and disrupting the means of repressin.
"Vocal folks in tech, organizations like cDc and smaller local groups, can make it clear that we can still have progress without technofascism, sai Lindsay. "We have tech that will help in the coming rebellion."Book cover!
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Oh for fuck’s sake, why is it BLUE?!?
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I obtained two hot LA girl essentials today
An I Voted sticker and a Santa Monica library card
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
What in tarnation?!?!
A wasps nest has fallen on my car.
I guess it’s their car now
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Being an American these days means deleting your social media before you travel through U.S. customs.
“Remove Bluesky?” Prompt on an iPhone
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
How about fuck no
Confirm age instantly by uploading government ID to see sensitive data on Twitter while in the EU
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
A pebble from Wicklow! (Taylor Swift did not warn me that it would be covered in sheep shit)
A pebble in the Wicklow gap
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
You’re telling me a radioactive shrimp fried this rice?
 A photoshopped image of a shrimp frying rice
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
“Corporate wants you to find the differences between these pictures” and it’s THESE TWO:
President Coin from The Hunger GamesGavin Newsom from real life
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Now that DEF CON is over, I can finally get back to what is important: WINNING THAT DANG FIDDLE MADE OF GOLD!
Juneau with a fiddle.Juneau with a fiddle.
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I take it all back, these LLMs really are just like me
=PC GAMER
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Google's Gemini Al tells a Redditor it's 'cautiously optimistic' about fixing a coding bug, fails repeatedly, calls itself an embarrassment to 'all possible and impossible universes' before repeating 'I am a disgrace' 86 times in succession
News
By Lincoln Carpenter published 21 hours ago
Google has called Gemini's habit of self-abuse
"annoying."
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Got some provisions for the drive home
Alien fresh jerky
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Not to brag, but I got second place at a DWF CON competition today
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
All hail the glowing desert crystals
Glowing crystals from an old solar power plantGlowing crystals from an old solar power plantGlowing crystals from an old solar power plant
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
If the SCREEN Act passes, we’re gonna straight up need a new internet. www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
IN THE SENATE OF THE UNITED STATES
FEBRUARY 26, 2025
Mr. LEE (for himself, Mr. CoRTIS, and Mr. Banks) introduced the following bill; which was read twice and referred to the Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation
A BILL
To require certain interactive computer services to adopt and operate technology verification measures to ensure that users of the platform are not minors, and for other purposes.
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Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representa-
2 tives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
3 SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
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This Act may be cited as the "Shielding Children's
5 Retinas from Egregious Exposure on the Net Act" or the
6 "SCREEN Act".
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
No wonder Anna Wintour is stepping back. Who would want their name publicly attached to this slop?
An ai generated guess advert featuring an 8 foot tall woman with at least three knees under her inhumanly shaped body-con dress. Yes, her fingers are fucked up too. Who the fuck signed off on this?
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
You probably didn’t even know it, but I’m a fiddle player too (And if you care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you)
Juneau, ripping on the fiddle in the sunshine. The Santa Monica beach stretches behind them, beachgoers presumably frozen in awe at the sonic power emanating from the fiddle.Juneau, strumming the guitar and singing sad songs in the sunshine. The Santa Monica beach stretches behind them, beachgoers presumably frozen in awe.
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
It was never a phase, Mom!
A cDc converse propped up against a railing that overlooks the stage for an upcoming My Chemical Romance concert.
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Omg, a hit skeet
A photo of Taylor Swift originally captioned “omg a hit tweet.” The word “tweet” has been scratched out and is replaced with “skeet.”
YES, WE CALL THEM SKEETS HERE!
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I took these sneaky photos of swiftonsecurity when we were at the same event.
A photo of Taylor SwiftA photo of Taylor Swift
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC
A photo of a TV where a woman dressed as a ghost for the Eras Tour is interviewed by local news. The caption reads “Woman hides identity because she called in sick to work.”
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
What am I supposed to do now? My homework? My job? I don’t think so!
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Making students feel safe and welcome at school is too woke now
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Well alrighty then
A job application with the following sections.
1) Do you agree to take part in an Al-driven interview process? (Next step: a call with our Al assistant Sara)
Yes or no.

2)You are forbidden from using third-party software for résumé generation or optimization-including Al, machine learning, and any other writing support.
Your résumé must be written solely by you.
To proceed, please type exactly the following statement, including your legal first and last name:
I AGREE UNDER THE LAW TO THIS STATEMENT - [YOUR FIRST AND LAST NAME]
This input is required.
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
What it’s like to date me
A text message that reads:

Are you playing music?
I got excited for a minute because I thought it was an ice cream truck
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I just moved to LA, and everywhere I go, people ask me if my dog is a model
The prettiest dog in the world. A husky/golden retriever mix with soulful brown eyes and ears large enough to pick up satellite signals.
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Wild fear-mongering when the Stuxnet source code was available for years through the source links in its Wikipedia page. I bet I still have it on my old college laptop…
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I love good poetry
A protester with cool glasses and an even cooler sign. It has a poem written on it that goes like this:

Here’s a poem
About Noem
She shot her dog
She’s a cunt
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Protests as widespread as Nome, Alaska today! If the estimated 5 million protesters is accurate, that means almost 1.5% of the entire country was out protesting today!
About 25 protesters in Nome, Alaska. They hold signs and wave flags under a sign that reads “End of the Iditarod Sled Dog Race.”
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Protest flag, husky for scale
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