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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

random 2025-2026 sketchbook snippets for the void before I start my new one

JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So despite the melancholy, I didn't want to miss the milestone or sit out the party. I've grown up with Crash, and I wouldn't be where I am without it. While that where is bittersweet, it's nice to know that Crash has persisted too. So here's to 30 more! Stop hiding crates off the fuckin screen.

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

i was going to post a gif of the part in KH3's opening where Xehanort smiles up at the glowing light of Kingdom Hearts in the sky and be like "me rn" but accidentally paused on this frame where Sora's hair gets blown back by his keyblade energy and makes him look super off model and got distracted

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"This time, I shall reign triumphant!"

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

epic megagames please explain the ongoing rapid lerp towards this value

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I WOKE UP LATE AND DECIDED FOR SOME REASON THAT I WOULD WATCH THE DIRECT BLIND INSTEAD OF JUST READ NEWS AND BOY HOWDY DID I SCREAM

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

gee whiz, this game took me eight years to beat, I'm exhausted, I sure hope no one announces a sequel anytime soon

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

"What if we release fewer products per year and all of those products try to be singularly evergreen"

a dog with its eyes closed that for some reason represents being absolutely fucking cooked

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

put that thing back where it came from or so help me

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

spyro the dragon, 4 screenshots

spyro is looking at a sign that says no skydiving

spyro wistfully observes the sunset over the fuckin' swamp

spyro is entering town square... the funny gem counter says sixty nine

spyro is looking at one of the balloonists, wondering if they are gnorcs or just some guys or what

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

recurring nightmare where they make Spyro 5

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

consider this adversity overcome

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

DRAGONS HATE HIM! Keep 2 Gems with this one wierd trick...

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

hey bro you wanna play a bullshit sport i pulled out of my ass haha

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Yeah I'm heated but fuck man this fuckin' easily sustainable industry actively DECIDES to not be sustainable because these needle dick nimrods need a few more bucks in their pockets and would rather hemorrhage money and talent and shutter games and studios in 72 hours than get there over time

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Satya Nadella is a psychopath.

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

every wrasslin' guy in the game industry simultaneously posting their hulk hogan posts just now:

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

i like this. you may also like this.

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Wonder whether the decision-maker who called these shots is one of the 300 people on the chopping block at Virtuos today... I know what my *guess* would be!

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

it is my opinion that this is the greatest single portion of music in this entire franchise

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Heat index ('feels like' temperature) was 39 C (102 F) here yesterday and will be 41 C (106 F) tomorrow I love it, it's good stuff

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

10pm last night it's "We OBLITERATED the nuke sites" 10am this morning it's already down to "We can't confirm we destroyed the sites fully but it definitely set their nuclear plans back!" Now not even 12 hours later it's "We actually have no idea where the uranium even is because they moved it"

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Me when I'm in a recognizing my own siblings competition and my opponents are Char Aznable and Sayla Mass

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

me when I accidentally glance at the quarter of the screen where the assist mode menu option is in a game and it starts showing me its 400 pop ups about "the intended experience" and "designed to be challenging"

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Most Shows: Here is a long series of events where a character has to come to terms with having to beat the bad guys by any means necess- Gundam Mercury Episode 12:

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

When you're watching a new show and there isn't usually background chatter audible, but in this scene they suddenly leave a news broadcast about a growing pandemic and communicable disease mixed high enough for you to hear every word underneath the main conversation:

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

They say he's the best to ever do it

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

really big fan of this album art and if I was one of those people who had frivolous spending money I would buy the vinyl just to have it sit around

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

The guy who never sleeps, sucks down ketamine and viagra like they're water and air, and never met a stimulant he didn't love reckons he's gonna make it to a MINIMUM of 93 years old

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

me when the Sonic and Crash communities are beefing the 12th time that week

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

this is even funnier with the context of his previous post ngl

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JB Long @jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

In a perfectly exemplary demonstration of why GenAI summation is Bad Actually™, here's what YouTube thought was happening when I dipped into Max's stream post-Marvel yesterday:

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