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@jumpboots.bsky.social
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Michigan-based IT professional; versatile, occasionally nerdy, and enjoy a good whisky and cigar from time to time. Still working on putting a profile together here. I block bots, spam, and accounts that look too out of place.

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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Enjoying the rain and the tail end of this week's warm weather.
A bearded man sitting outside in dim lighting, with a cigar in his hand.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I haven't had a good photo posted in a while, but this one turned out nicely!
Picture of a bearded man standing against a wall, wearing an event t-shirt, leather bar vest, and jeans.
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SafetyCub @safetycub.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This vintage design pre-dates bluesky by a few years, and I still run into it at pride events and bear runs. You can get one to this day and wear it at your local Buc-ees! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3742...
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Clear skies and low light pollution made for some great stargazing the past couple of nights in northern Michigan - including a couple flybys of the International Space Station.
A time lapse photo of the night sky with the constellation Cassiopeia visible, and the light trail of a moving object below that.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Well, hello there!
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SafetyCub @safetycub.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Columbus, thanks for an amazing time! Once I slid into the nearest bear niche and got a beer, I filled my mind with gorgeous men. As soon as I got home I started sketching, and I wanted to do this handsome couple first! Hope everyone's having the loudest and most visible pride ever! 🏳️‍🌈
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Do you at least have a good sized cask, and a hollow wall somewhere?
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Partagas 1845 Cifuentes y cia
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Safe travels
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
And it's finally time to relax for a bit. Perfect outdoor weather.
A bearded man wearing a hat sits in front of some sunlit trees
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Ran into a visitor while spreading mulch in the yard. Leopard frogs are considered at-risk so it's nice to see this one out there living their best life. www.metroparks.com/wildlife-wed...
A leopard frog sits amidst the stems and leaves of a cluster of irises.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
My irises just started popping the past few days here, too.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
That sounds manageable...
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Wrapping up a nice evening over here!
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The weather this weekend was perfect to sit outside and relax for a bit, and watch the sun go down.
A man with a trimmed brown beard, wearing a baseball cap and smoking a cigar.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I had to stare at that, and rotate my phone back and forth to even parse what they did there.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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a man with long hair and a mustache says i do not mean to pry but you do n't
Alt: Inigo Montoya speaking to The Man In Black - from The Princess Bride
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
A shoe company pivoted to cryptocurrency, so I suppose it tracks.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
That is great, congrats to both of you.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
That room looks awfully familiar 😎
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Well, you are pretty great as far as I'm concerned.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I hope your weekend has been going well. It's still relatively early in the day here.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Glad you are on the mend!
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Outcome unclear
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Hello. How is your evening going?
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SafetyCub @safetycub.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Now more than ever! linktr.ee/safetycub
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STPBEAR @stpbear.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
If you love uniforms, leather or gear, come join us this September!
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Of course! If by any chance you're going to be at EdC next month, I can throw it in my bag. Otherwise I can get it to you another way.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I thought I remembered having a copy, so I took a look into my book storage.
A pic of the cover of the book Painfully Obvious, held above a box of other books from the same genre.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It's improving 😀
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
My manager was thrilled when I explained Chesterton's Fence to him, as he wasn't aware that principle had a name.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I see something I like in the foreground, too.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Cosplay is the word you're looking for.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I recommend it recreationally as opposed to medically necessary.
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SafetyCub @safetycub.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Thanks to @bearworldmag.bsky.social for including me in their list of "25 Artists you Should Know About"! Lots more coming in 2026 😘 bearworldmag.com/25-bear-arti...
bearworldmag.com
25 bear artists you should know about! - Bear World Magazine
Check out these 25 bear artists that you should know about who make amazing illustrations and art pieces!
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
So sorry to hear that, for everyone.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I think you'll find the right people will enjoy talking to you.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Horrific on a scale I had not previously considered. The upbeat peppy music is wrong on all levels.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I am imagining it being Disney-ified and that's simultaneously hilarious and horrific.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I found a copy of it saved on my phone, but I can't find the original link.
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SafetyCub @safetycub.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Make sure your resume is up-to-date! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8446...
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Happy birthday!
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I don't know how we got into this timeline, but I think I accidentally overwrote my last save point so there's no getting back on the rails.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I'm tempted to do the same lately. The plummeting temps here are kind of talking me out of it.
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stockytickler @stockytickler.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Housewarming commission by an artist friend of mine @safetycub.bsky.social that's going up in my office as soon as I can get a print made .. absolutely fantastic piece! 😁 I love the story being told here, the kind of energy you'd get at a "First Annual Grope 'n Tickle Fest" — well done! Love it! ❤️💯🎉
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Fuuuuuck 🐗🔥
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SafetyCub @safetycub.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Hey again everyone, things are a tough here at HQ, so I'm putting out the call to work! You can also help by signing up for my patreon, or if you're feeling charitable you can donate directly and help keep the lights on! Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/SafetyCub Donation: www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Where do ducks keep their savings? In the riverbank.
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Jumpboots @jumpboots.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Inquiring minds want to know!
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