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He is the vileness of hell unleashed. And the mesmerized mob asks, “Who is like the Beast?” (*I’m not even religious, but Trump & MAGA are straight out of the Book of Revelation—and I’m not talking about the New Jerusalem part!)

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I have Hegsethian balls!!! I don’t even wait for the cows and pigs to be dead before I start eating them raw!!! Eating cooked meat is fucking WOKE & for the faggy boys.

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If you’re a part of a the cult, you are obligated to strive to find a joke in this gibberish. Search as I may, all I hear is a slow, deranged narcissist pathetically trying to convince himself—before even more cognitive function fades—that he’s interesting, that he has worth.

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The name is a bit insipid, but really great informal fare (and service!) here, served on mismatched plates. We serendipitously popped in after being unable to snag a table at Stockbridge’s famed Red Lion.

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The glorious Berkshires. I’m very seriously thinking that this is where I want to retire to. It was gobbled up by Robber Barons, but then they left & the insidious Zuckerberg class has thankfully not re-discovered & raped the area.

I wonder how many of the alleged rapists are 1st generation college attendees. I’m sure this is a stat Cornell might want to showcase.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 3h

It would only be elite white male privilege if they hadn’t gotten caught, so spare the sermonizing, libs. Every lacrosse parent in Greenwich’s worst nightmare—the bitch who remembers & the bro code violator who provides the evidence.

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The Ethicist | We increasingly suspect our son was one of the Cornell rapists. Do we have to turn him in now, or can we wait until he gets his Christmas bonus from his private equity firm?

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Why does Trump have such appeal to Ohioans & related species? Because America’s modular home “parks” are peopled with men who dream, “If I had a million dollars (yes, that’s their aspirational number), I’d marry a playboy model & eat McDonald’s 7 days a week.” I.e., Trump lives the dream.

James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 15h

A simple life: he lived in a Vegas-inflected penthouse in Manhattan with his centerfold 3rd wife. You know—the same life the same life these basic cable, Wonder Bread-eating Ohioans lead. I concede: both Trump & his audience consider Chik Fil-A to be fine dining.

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Those were his exact words

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These purported statements always confuse me. He knows more about all things than everyone—but there is a woman, who, despite being a housewife, may possess even greater omniscience than Trump, but maybe not. What the fuck does this mean?

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Oh—of course—the $500 owed under the “A Small Amount of Money for a Random Subset of Ohioans Act.”

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Again, this means that in many cases drug companies are paying consumers to take their products.

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I believe it as much as that I’m going to get $5k if Republicans win.

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Who knew that vomiting a stream of consciousness could be such difficult “work”?

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There are many in the room who seem not only to understand this but who also apparently find it to qualify as high comedy. He takes the 386 (or whatever the hell)—ha ha ha!!!

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The very idea of vegetables is appalling to them. I wonder if they know that their Freedom Fries are made from vegetables.

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FUCK COMMIE DEMS WHO HATE JESUS. The only anti-Jesus people I support are Jews—because he was part of THE CABAL before he got wise to it all.

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A Democrat is a fag Jew feminist male in a skirt. Never forget this. They are very anti Super Intelligence two & hate Jesus as if he was a Very Great data center.

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The Straight will open naturally After the Stolen Election & that is why I am voting for Dear Leader’s candidates & against the DEI Communist Democrats!!!!

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Does anyone remember in term 1 when DJT, major retard, declared that he would only ever refer to the U.S. as Our Great Country? How is it that I remember his eternal commitment & he does not? Such a slow & comedically dangerous individual.

I have already Sadly Spent my $5k Very Great Tariff Dividend, but Dear Leader will send more! Our Great Countrie is doing So Greatly!

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Yeah—I said it Tranny Homo’s. The fucking woke mob anti-date rape crowd will certainly try to Sadly Cancel me. I say to these Total Scum, mostly Jews, that I support Israel, so fuck off.

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There is only won party who will Totally Eliminate the Tranny Homo’s & ILLEGALS who are destroying our Great Nation!!! HEIL TRUMP, HEIL KEGSETH!!!!

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ELIMINATE SHARIA NOW! (*Sharia was an ex-girlfriend of mine who was not cool with date rape).

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OPEN STRAIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKERS! DON TRUMP COMMANDS YOU!!!

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OPEN THE STRAIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS! (*I only right things like this so as to display my grasp of foren policy!!!)

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Oops—meant the Other BAD MUSLIM SHARIA COUNTRY (not Saudi Arabia)!!!

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Iraq must never be allowed to have “NUCLEAR”! Open the STRAIGHT, you crazy fuckin’ MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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Donjunior is Strong Very Strong & I support him to become Don Jong IL.

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We will have Strong Jesus under Trump! Trump is Very Strong on Jesus!

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Hegseth: “I want a military of men who could be in gay porn. Twinks with abs is what I want & that is what the military is about.”

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Hegseth: “Only when the fag Jew social deviants are neutralized will Jesus reign on earth and will our women be submissive at conservative gatherings at hotels again! Fuck the low-T scum! Muscles penis dominate penis muscles man penis penis penis!!!”

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Many have Sadly chosen to Sadly Reject the So Greatness of Trump. SAD!

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May the RADICALS who destroyed Our Very Great AMERICAN FLAG BLUE reflecting pool be put to DEATH! VANDALS! COMMUNISTS! AMERICA TRUMP!!!!

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Trump for Life! Dear Leader is Greatest Ever! So Much Successful Winning Strongly!

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Dear Leader is Strong Very Strong.

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If you can make like 1-2% every day, you are doing very well. Your typical gambler doesn’t realize that consistent small returns are as good as the big win.

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I’ve started making “mention” bets on Kalshi—because it’s so fucking stupid. I had one “big” loss ($25) because of “event does not qualify,” but I’m generally doing well.

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My perspective is actually a philosophical & religious one: to know the will of God would be to be God-like, and God is definitionally separate & distinct from man. We cannot be like God without corrupting the idea of God. I might suggest that the will of God can only be understood via experience.

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We know Jesus only through his outlines: I can see how some might look forward to meeting him. We know Trump right down to the pussygrabbing, so not so sure why anyone would put him on their list.

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If you find yourself reading a self-help book written by someone other than yourself, you’ve already failed.

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I had to prove that I am dog-worthy to the dog adoption people today. When I did the tour of my yard, I made sure they saw the Audi in the driveway. (*They were prolly like, “Dicks w/ Audis are unsuited to dog ownership,” when I had intended only to show that I have the means to support a dog).

The GOP has so perpetually screwed folks like this that all they have is simplistic conceptions of faith and booze & cigarettes to anchor them.

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I think there’s something fundamentally blasphemous about claiming to know the will of god—and I say this as a religious skeptic. And yet all the fucking Republicans know exactly what Jesus wants & it’s always somehow exactly what they want.