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evil malon

@jumbocactpot.bsky.social
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a side account for speaking my shit + nsfw when i feel like it for bsky users 18 & up (aka minors do NOT interact)

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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this wasnt ff relevant necessarily but if i catch you using A/I for your writing, gposes, and art i will ALSO be severely disappointed in you 😩 everything worth doing should be done with that brain in your SKULL
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my favorite activity is telling classmates not to use A/I because theyre better than that. there is no pride is passing a class with your chatgb/t discussion post
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i stand by defunct dub-con dome AU being some of my best writing of all time!!! it was sick, twisted, and mari and fino should not have been a part of it (but i was in a freaky deaky mood so c’est la vie)
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
friend reminded me that the 2nd was the one (1) year anniversary of the now defunct dub-con dome AU mari fino fic where he is suddenly 49 and she is still 18
"You know I haven't done this before." She mutters, her tone hushed like it was a secret for none, not even him, to hear. He pulls her hips closer, eliciting another gasp from her lips.

"I know." He says as if it was the most simple statement a person could make. Her eyes search his face, looking for some sort of understanding that she would learn he would not have. "I take great pride in knowing I am the keeper of your firsts." He says, his head dipping down to her neck.

"I was your first kiss." He whispers as he presses an almost sloppy kiss against her pulse point.

"I was the first to touch you" A free hand moves to cup at her breast. "Here and here." He punctuates the words with a firm thrust of his hips to her core.

"I was the first to see you come undone." He continues, his lips moving from her neck to the curve of her ear. "I will be your first for this, too." He finishes, the words a promise of what was to come.
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
he isnt wrong girl…its the abandoned MALL on the outskirts of town too!!!! not even the fancy one!!!
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
mari: “you don’t need to come with rahbhan and i to the bazaar.” fino: ☹️ mari: “it could be dangerous.” fino: “and the dragons over the past fortnight were not?” mari: “fine.”
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
working on msq project and mari is being such a brat (reasonable) about being anywhere near fino after the great friendzoning …..
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the shame is a part of the appeal. in this essay i will!!!!
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they can try to kill me but i will never die 👼🏻
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i should play fortune’s weave…
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
saw xander fire emblem on my main feed and i now feel the need to admit to my folly of being a xander/corrin enjoyer….little princess…little prince
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LALA SEAL OF APPROVAL!!!
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HONORED AND HAPPY TO HEAR IT
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Rizz Drooling Face Emoji
ALT: Rizz Drooling Face Emoji
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thank you for your support…i need to pose him being hot yesterday…
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lp on my main but my adult fino is lowkey so hot???? the way i posed him kissing on mari??? okay book boy get sexy with it!!!!
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I DO STAY SEEING DG AND TYRA/NT SHIPPED EVEN KN HERE!!!!! (send the fic…..) also yes….estinilymo crazy crack ship…two tired gay guys with objectively not great fashion sense against the world. it practically writes itself
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the crack ship comes from tomodachi life btw…they were very cute to me in ways i cannot articulate…
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and in the year 2026 too? insane
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me: “should i write into the mari verse a will they wont they for him and ysay*lev?” the inner me banging on the squiggles in my mind: “NO!!! REMEMBER YOUR HEADCANON!!! REMEMBER YOUR CRACK SHIP WITH PAPA*LMO!!!”
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
worked so hard irl that i forgot estin*en was gay ✊🏻😩
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THANK YOU!!! i love it but its been a tough internal struggle to know i wont have the same level of free time / fun time / creative time that i used to 😭 big cheese struggles, i suppose! (i complain but i love it!!!)
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
know that i got my dream job but even dreams are hard work !!! i love it but it takes as much as it gives !!! (im the warrior of light of my company me thinks)
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
feelin a lot like mari right now (giving everything to my job because it is meaningful, because it’s what i’m meant to do, and because it’s the right thing to do)
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(obligatory disclaimer you can write whatever you want)
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i think that fino is a eye contact only type guy during sex it doesn’t have to be missionary but he *does* need to be able to look at you the whole time
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
can i speak my shit?
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
come back to me crimson synastry!!! your dead dove do not eat so dead!!!!
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i dont even go here, where am i?
a screenshot of AO3 that reads: 

1 - 20 of 162 Works in Em*t-
S*lch/Warrior of Light (Final Fantasy
XIV)
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
shocking no one, the most boring freak you know is most obsessed with the l*veilleur family heirloom ring on mari’s hand
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
still thinking about wedding night comm….lives were changed….
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LITERALLY HELL YEAH 😩😩😩 i was so excited!!
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they couldn’t wait another minute more 😩
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“the wedding night” 🎨: the incredible @lamauve.bsky.social
a colored illustration of mari (a brunette midlander woman) and fino (a white haired elezen man) in a canopied bed. they are naked and their hair undone as they have missionary sex. fino's hair ribbon is falling down his back and mari's headband is on the bed next to her. on mari's hand is her wedding ring, pearls and diamonds shaped like a flower. they are both flushed as they stare into each others eyes. they're having a great time and are very in love
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IM GONNA SEND YOU THE WIP….
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s their wedding night 😭😩
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s genuinely so good you guys im floored
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
everyone get ready for the most beautiful mari / fino nsfw comm hitting the scene within 24 hours or less
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
unless it is the blowjob brothers, of course. bro to bro communication
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a side note not for main but i find it interesting how the community as a whole is generally much more interested in ship content / romantic writing not that platonic stories arent big wins, but they just seem to be less enjoyed holistically
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i got a wip back of nsfw mari and fino and i think im gonna actually post it on main….like maybe a cropped version and be like “you can see the whole freak on my side account if you vibe with it”
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snail 🐌 @snailfever.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
yoink #alicred
A two-panel comic of Alisaie and Thancred.

First panel: Alisaie has one hand on her hip and is pointing towards Thancred, making a taunting face. There is an arrow pointing towards her with text that says "being annoying on purpose." Thancred has his arms crossed, expression hidden behind his hair.

Second panel: Thancred is grabbing Alisaie around the waist, pulling her suddenly towards him while making a smug face. Alisaie looks surprised and annoyed, but is blushing all the way to the ends of her ears.
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
does the end of the world kill your libido or does it amplify it???? inquiring minds want to know!!! (i like the placement of where it is now but HONESTLY??? it could have all happened in the annex!!! confession, first kiss, and really bad but loving first time sex)
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
mari and finos first time should have been in the baldesion annex when they confessed to each other not knowing if they’d live to see the end of their mission!!!!
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
no not at all…nothing else happening
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
he’s killed someone. he’s masturebated. so many things
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
writing about the saving raub/han scene and i am listening to my humps by the black eyed peas…take me out back i need to be GOT
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i have tried to restrain myself from allowing any npcs to have canonical nasty unreciprocated desires towards mari but the lore and flavor text was too good to ignore
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
iykyk
paulecr*in, an elezen with brown skin and white hair and an eyepatch staring at the camera
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
it’s my friday so i have to hold myself accountable to write a little about this concept…… the first dress was something he put in her guest room for any casual engagements and then the second dress is something he whips out for a mari-verse canon ball post war….
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evil malon @jumbocactpot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
everything i know about edm*nt’s dead wife is that she was MEAN…but maybe she had pre growth spurt fashion sense….i dont care…
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