Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Won the Architecture Photography of the year award at Loop. 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026#Leica For god sake please , can you please listen to the Pro's ? 98% of the options and functions in the software of camera we simply DO NOT NEED . 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Alle hup, Lets check if GIMP is useable by now... Cause realy want, since years, have everything running on Linux. 001
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I didnt know high fashion kitchen-tabliers existed... Apparently they do, discovered it getting home, wrapped around my very own fashionista . 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tjah Drupal it self is pritty secure when updated, But what is built on top 🤷♂️ PHP Object Injections Access Control Bypasses SQL Injection All not that difficult. 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@meteofrance.com I wonder, how, how is it possible to be that increadibly bad at the 1 single thing you do? -> forcasts. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️ it baffels me 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Some where in our beautifull Planets eco-system : " the Mosquito" has its place... I do not know wich one, ..., but it must have. What i tell my self after a night of mosquito terrorism. 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You get home to studio. And, yr welcomed with a neighbourg Playing "ode to joy" on his trompet in the garden . #Comines yr delightfully derranged. Love it. 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ah cool, I've won a Paris Photo Award . For architecture photography. 220
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I quote: " honey do you remember the name of that landscape architect from that building that i like ? " 🤔🤔🤔 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ooooh I ve seen the Darkroom / Analog pages of my website, soon to be launched. Will be cool 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Allready found two "clear as day" mistake in the logic of the PhD prof;) 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So i spend, lots of travel time, coding a backend with a nice user interface. And i find my self doing all changes, with terminal bash 🤣🤣🤣 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026🙄 hey @sncfconnect.bsky.social so what is up? Every time i login, the process of booking becomes a bigger pain in the ass. Incrementally since 20yrs booking tickets, from every verions, from OG, over "oui.sncf" to now connect 🤷♂️ - it gets worse on every logon. ( arguably "oui.sncf" was the best). 201
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026kindly explained to the 2 spoiled fat basta... my GF calls "her cats" , that when a mouse is detected they are supposed to catch it ! The audience was: the 2 cats, the mouse, and Igor the gutter cat. Igor observed the scene, looked at me, calmly walked out, caught the mouse, walked away. #Gangsta 020
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026@pstaelens.bsky.social Do you guys at the EUcom and/or collegues at EU HQ have Hells Angels? . Member, Associate Member, Prospect Member Supporter ... 🤔🤔 Yr forgetting a rank on top: Nomad Member 🤣 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Its so hard not to fall back into my swearing like a sailor origins screaming at pple that do not know how to do their job ... I had training against that, realy do effort for it, with GenZ world of living.static.klipy.comThoughtful Monkey Scratching HeadALT: Thoughtful Monkey Scratching Head 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Cool a truck just destroyed half of my legally parked car 🤔 And i got thanked by the catering team ( of the truck) to be so cool about it. I said its my work car, never mind. - insurance thing... Lucky its not the one i actually like. 🤣 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I remarked a thing. 3 /5yrs ago invoices all arrived in 1 place: the dedicated slot or box on yr house façade, delivered by a dedicated national service @bpost-fr.bsky.social : " the invoice box" previously known as " letterbox". - now its on at least 5 different places of not more. . 🤔🤔🤔 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Ok @lesoir.be I undersrand ya need advertising. However yr website has become un readable... 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ok there is some " efficiency" work to be done at gouv wotkflows. My accountant: you have to pay X - taxes Me: ok tonight My accountant but you paid 3X too much allready, Me: Ok ACC: once you paid X , they will give you back 3X ... Me: can't they just payback 2X and call it even? .. 100
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hold yr Horses Brussels times. The big exhibit is next year. This is a very small one, as intro 🤣 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026So #Ferrari brings out a rebadged BYD electric SUV thing "designed" by Dieter Ra... - euh sorry Jhonny Ives and now @scuderiaferrarif1.bsky.social 's F1 car can't brake, nor turn!?!? What the F is going on !?!?! 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Client asks: deliver scans so we can inkjet print. Me: allright 12 000 dpi ok? Is 420dpi on 150x100cm Their printer : its pixelated Me: that is called "film grain" Their printer: i can not print. Me: 🤨 Client: Urgent. Me: ait will Print them analog in darkroom quick, djeez. 100
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Ait, Big analog print day. Step one prepare darkroom 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Wany to point out, my love for old small french cars. Just drive it up a wall to change the tire. ( before you ask, the provided spare was flat, and there were bo tools ! So had to call help) 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026My manager/editorial director, is writing my bio and expo text, in a pokadot bikini on a vulcanic island. I am having an esspresso,... Always said i wld have Newton moments 🤣 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026@ec.europa.eu Just saying, its very suspicious the TED is "that useless" to search or to get relevant results. It smells like: yeah we do post it bcs we have to, but we allready know who we will pick cause its my cousin, so yah if ya do not find it you can't enter... 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026🤣🤣🤣 I just found how to solve All the @microsoft.com teams problems ! All the frustration, all the bulshit solved with 1 simple command !!! In 1 fucking go !!! I ll make it opensource! Just, when yr in Teams do: Command+Q or Ctrl+Q ! And all problems are solved ! Just stop using it ! 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Omg also #proximus have one of these retarded AI assistants on the phone !?!?! What was wrong with "press a number" i have no time for this !!! + i made it count to a million, its just dumb. Also! How in all that is Holy is it GDRP compliant you know what port i use on the modem !?!?! 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026So, We re setting up a new online client platform for the studio. And because i am a horrible perfectionist with ocd ( like realy difficult on that) my ONE main criteria is: Follow All the EU regulations. And i cant help thinking dude gouv pages i use, have not half of the requierments !?!?! 100
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Amghami !!! The spotify for arabic music, why didnt i discover this earlier !?!? Why no one told me !? 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I wonder, How long it will take untill the Queen of the house will suddenly understand that the music in the house playing in the morning since a week, are all AI generated songs about her 🤣 haha 🤣🤣🤣 100
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Solved it! Solved it !!! Finally a photographers portfolio site that works fast ! All it took was: learn Ubuntu, learn how to make a distro, learn Next.js, Learn PostgreSQL, Prisma tuning, S3, etc etc ... easy 210
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Aargh. There is only 1 thing making me realy not wanting to get an electromobile . There is only 1 thing that goes wrong on a modern car that is quasi inpossible to fix or track source down: computers ! Mainly because its a fully closed off environment, without open support, running on fckn MS 100
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026So did @ferrari just do a "Damien Hurst" ( Hurst most famous for: buying his own works at auction at rediculous prices to bring overall price up) 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026A thing i fins annoying is: that photographers portfolios online are always slow, because at core we show lots of data: images. And no mather how well you compress it, show enough and it geta slow. Further more the internet doesnt give a fuck, it reads text, the more the better. 1/ ... 121
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Davinci Resolve does Raw Photo Editing now. @blackmagicdesign.bsky.social Beek woop you say,. Its actuallt a genious move. 1 detail: Resolve is Linux native ! Since ever. It is a professional grade app! -> Linux is arriving as default OS now by force ! Gouvs are switching !!! 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Taylor and Francis is the second publisher to be put on our Black-list. Getting on Our Blacklist needs a lot of dishonesty and a lot of predatory behaviour, and continually refusing our solution proposals - its a lot of effort, you realy need to proove you have no intention to work honestly. 100
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Since feb 22 2022, the "bedroom-zoom-specialists" news channels call to report have been saying, " the ukrain war is over soon" " Putin is falling" ... Reset: the war still kills 1000nds a day, ukrain landscape looks like a spiderweb of fiberglass, Putin is still in place. Stop that reporting 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Panam 103 on Netflix is great series. However i cant help thinking, why is it always #Samsonite case the bomb is in? - ah yeah bause if it wld be a #Rimowa, no one wld ever notice anything happened. 🤣 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026So what is cheaper? Doing a 1 day photoshoot. Or risking a 3% worldwide turnover fine per image per use ( capped at 15 million euros) . ? Dont be daft, just shoot the real thing... 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Chouby , what is Chouby doing ? Chouby is waiting for the 4 hedgehogs that come for dinner to just look at them. Accidentally Chouby is garding the food for the hedgehogs, - when the neighbourg cat arrives to steal it, Chouby will bravely, go and get Aghate ( the white cat) to hunt him away. 010
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Yeah , SNCB/NMBS, i am inteterested to buy the train station yes, to make and art foundation yes, you know my offer, its a hard offer, ... if ya after round one you do not sell it, as we all know now you will not, let me know. Minus 15k from my offer for my time, and we make a deal. 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026A little headsup , The full and complete computer code thay send humans to the moon, now fits on a QR code, and not even the biggest one, nono version 2 with space to spare. Meanwhile : space X crashes into the moon 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026@deutschewelle.dw.com , BBC, etc etc , getting real tired of this: " Call a random "expert" in any random field in his/her/they bedroom, - endlessly blabbing on with assumptions, only to look smart, that are totally useless and irrelevant to the subject" - style of "news". That is not reporting! 100
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Arfh Xerius, Just the invoice, thats enough, We do not need yr: " we are actually good people" ads - we all know its money down the drain anyhow - worst investment one can make, net loss! All you have to do is: invoice the tax, take yr com on it amd shut the fuck up ! 000
Julien Lanoo @julienlanoo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026First time i land a cessna on ground - before this i landed cessna's only on water. ( a greek potato field of a runway) 110
