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I'm praying to everyone from Gandhi to Charles de Gaulle that Ukraine annihilates every single Yandex data centre in existence and cripples Russia for the next half a decade

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 07/10/2026

This situation is so German CDU 🤡 Merz: ‘Let’s protect Europe from unfair Chinese trade practices and focus on European Strategic Autonomy w/ France’ Some CDU cowboys in the EPP: ‘How about, instead, we kill the Industrial Accelerator Act and Made in Europe because “gna gna gna free trade”’

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 06/10/2026

I still fondly remember the time, 14 years ago now, where France was the explosive baguette that would end Europe. So see you all again in 14 years?

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 28/09/2026

With the seven Cornell Rapists story now gaining much-needed traction, an honest truth: Far too many of you assholes are far too happy being friends with, working with, or platforming men who sexually harass women or make them incredibly uncomfortable.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 25/09/2026

Sometimes I come out of my policy cave and make an effort

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 24/09/2026

“And then Donald Trump signed the Greenland deal and locked himself into NATO”

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 19/09/2026

Always a pleasure to be recognised as an influential voice in and on the EU by @znconsulting.com in their annual #EUInfluencer rankings, and I'm looking forward to continuing to have a positive impact across my work.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 13/09/2026

J’en peux plus les gars

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 12/09/2026

Stade Rochelais beating two of the best teams in French rugby at the start of a new season is OUTSTANDING

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 12/09/2026

Now to cross my fingers and think about who I could fundraise for if I get in 🤔

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 12/09/2026

That feeling when you see the former colleagues you never liked drowning after you leave

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 06/09/2026

Meanwhile bundeskanzler Friedrich Merz’ CDU completely shit the bed I mean Jesus Christ, haven’t seen this in Germany *_in my life_*

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 06/09/2026

I’m waiting for the Germans to somehow blame France / Macron for the AFD winning an election in one of the single-most far-right leaning areas of Germany

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 06/09/2026

None of the degenerates assaulting this woman would behave like this to a man who was bigger than they are.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 06/09/2026

Imagine being this pathetically weak

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 30/08/2026

France Eyes Sweden Fighter Jet Deal as Recession Fears Mount www.frenchdispatch.eu/p/france-swe...

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 30/08/2026

I honestly can't stop laughing at just how stupid this is.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 30/08/2026

Jean-Luc Mélenchon, connu pour sa politique toxique, se fera ✨*exploser*✨ s'il parvient à passer au deuxième tour contre Marine Le Pen Et, en effet, un vote pour Mélenchon au premier tour est un vote pour Marine LE Pen au deuxième.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 30/08/2026

This is what happens when you take your advice from loser far-right influencers who cosplay as macho playboys online. Take a fucking shower before your dates, you gremlins.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 29/08/2026

So, Peter Parker is going to be just as miserable in the MCU as he is in the comics, then.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 28/08/2026

So @wesstreeting-mp.bsky.social will be quitting immediately then, with all the honour that the PLP has?

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 28/08/2026

Healey, Burnham and everybody else in the PLP deserve a Reform victory, quite frankly.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 28/08/2026

Never trust Vladimir Putin or Russia.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 28/08/2026

Once again for the Andy Burnham fan club: The only reason they got rid of Keir Starmer is that Burnham and his friends wanted to be in power, not because they planned to do anything different Congratulations, you people were scammed and manipulated because you're emotionally malleable

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 27/08/2026

Marine Le Pen getting obliterated by Raphael Glucksmann, 2026 (colourised)

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 27/08/2026

Vive le centrisme👀 monvote2027.fr

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 24/08/2026

Happy Independence Day, Ukraine

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 19/08/2026

Raw milk is dirty and will make you sick

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 14/08/2026

The suspended parliamentary standards investigation into Nigel Farage over accusations he failed to declare gifts and donations has resumed after the Reform UK leader’s re-election as the MP for Clacton.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 08/08/2026

Giorgia Meloni's Italy put up border controls it can't actually enforce after #Ceuta, and they were exclusively put in place to win points in polls. And since they refused to remove these phantom controls, Spain has now begun enforcing border controls on Italy.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 08/08/2026

European leaders are making the same exact mistake they made during Trump 1, where they listlessly hope that things will get better, and that the next American administration will somehow just fix things, and this will never happen again.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 06/08/2026

Subscribers to frenchdispatch.eu can look forward to an in-depth critique tomorrow morning of the claims that a conflict between Spain and Morocco is on the horizon Remember to subscribe if you want the goods

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 04/08/2026

Finally caught up and finished The Bear, and I have to say that this is one of the only TV shows in a long, long time that genuinely stuck the landing perfectly.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 04/08/2026

Playing around with content ideas for www.instagram.com/the.french.d...

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 03/08/2026

I’m genuinely surprised by how many of you are getting caught by this fishing scam

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 31/07/2026

I do eventually need to sort out the photo situation

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 26/07/2026

Came out of the Odyssey, and honestly the people coming out of that upset are uncultured losers completely devoid of taste

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 25/07/2026

🔴"Tout peut se passer." C'est un de nos députés, Marc Ferracci, qui parle ainsi de l'hypothèse Lecornu pour 2027. Officiellement, le Premier ministre répète depuis des mois qu'il n'est pas candidat, encore en mars. Les certitudes s'effritent quand même.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 21/07/2026

Oh it turns out we’re adding « pedophile » to human sex trafficker?

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 21/07/2026

Bonne fête nationale à nos cousins belges!

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 19/07/2026

I'm going to enjoy this moment after Argentina's vulgar bullshit after the 2022 finals and the entire 2026 tournament

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 19/07/2026

Infantino is currently sprinting out of the stadium well Messi does his best Saddam Hussein impression

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 19/07/2026

No matter what happens, the FIFA World Cup will always have the real final on 18 July 2026 between France and England

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 19/07/2026

Imagine playing in one of the most boring FIFA World Cup finals in history, sweating in the locker room because you've been outstaged by a half-asleep France playing against England. And all you can hear is Madonna breaking Ronaldinho out of prison or whatever that was

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 19/07/2026

Merci pour tout Didier 🥹❤️

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 19/07/2026

Kylian Mbappé and Didier Deschamps sharing an emotional hug after Deschamps' farewell game

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 18/07/2026

So, you genuinely believe I'm saying that racism towards black people and other minorities is "natural" as opposed to saying that racism/discrimination is so bad in the UK that British people find a way of discriminating against people who look and sound like them? Are you ok?

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