Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Trump's DoJ is literally relitigating Watergate in an attempt to DARVO Nixon. 100
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The thing about Trump and Millers' duckface is that it doesn't look like regular dick sucking lips, it's a box-pressed cock mouth. I bet they use teeth, too. 001
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you find a brain spicy person whose "trains" are the things you're currently touring, lucky you! You've got a tour guide! 000
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bands without vocals are an instrumental circle jerk and everyone eats the biscuit. 000
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026LLMs are Clippy, playing the role of your ADHD friend who finishes your--static.klipy.comClippy Microsoft Office AssistantAlt: Clippy Microsoft Office Assistant 010
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sooo, after this, are we doing Nuremberg or Piazzale Loreto? 000
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Alienation is the beating heart of modernity. People seek community, beliefs are just the subscription fee. 011
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ca$h Patel may be looking to rebrand as the Beasty Boys. 000
Reposted by JulesAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 17/09/2026The Daily Wire crew laughed as they introduced a scene in their new slop movie where a gay guy gets kicked off a roof and a queer woman gets her throat slit. 4249987
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Can we address the real issue here? Stadiums full of people paid hundreds to see the most boring turnip perform. 030
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Ed Sheeran is a spinless little bitch." -Ms. Rachel or something 010
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comWilly Wonka: You Get Nothing! Good Day Sir!Alt: Willy Wonka: You Get Nothing! Good Day Sir! 010
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hey, Ed, you should ask Cameron Collins from Punk in the Park how this goes. 😆 000
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Punk in The Park's Cameron Collins and Ed Sheeran made a similar choice. You can't be neutral on a moving train. 000
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What. Gwen Stefani went Christian nationalist. No way. I can't believe it. Wow. How could it be that the most mediocre ska-ish artist in history wasn't ska at all. 110
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026By the hair of our chinny chin chins! www.wired.com/story/the-su... @wired.comwired.comThe Supreme Court Just Blocked Trump’s Efforts to Control Mail-In Voting for the MidtermsThe ruling bars the United States Postal Service from implementing restrictions that experts and election officials say would upend voting in November. 000
Reposted by JulesMayor Katie B. Wilson @mayor.seattle.gov · 15/09/2026Everyone in Seattle deserves a safe place to call home. Today, I am announcing bold action to expand shelter and support for people experiencing homelessness. 984162888
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Democrats: "Let's not focus on that. It's not the right time." 010
Reposted by JulesLora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"if you’re not worried about police brutality, or floods, or warfare—things that can actually kill you—then you can obsess over the machine-god." <---- yup. Q&A w/ @timnitgebru.blacksky.app by @laurengoode.bsky.social @wired.com 4610177
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Being on the wrong side of Ms. Rachel is like being on the wrong side of St. Rogers of The Neighborhood, peace be upon him. 030
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Alice Weidel of the AfD Ernst Rohm The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party 100
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's easy to compare ordinary capitalist enterprises, mafia, representative states. Hierarchical economic activity only lasts by the gun's barrel. The mafia lacks the sanction of the state's monopoly on violence, and is therefore more theatrically violent to be legit. 010
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Just as the oxy morons, Nazi punks, infected alt scenes in the '80s and '90s; Tech bros took the 1984 Apple ad and '90s cyberpunk to mean that anti-establishment is gargling boots. 110
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026St. Dolly Parton didn't perform the genre of punk, but she was among the most punk. 🖤❤️ Riot In Power. 020
Reposted by JulesRobert Anton Wilson @rawilson23.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RAWIllumination: I enjoyed the new 'Tales of Illuminatus' www.rawillumination.net/2026/08/i-e…rawillumination.netI enjoyed the new 'Tales of Illuminatus'Tales of Illuminatus issue 3 "Opus Chao" has been completed; Bobby Campbell email me a digital copy and I read it the same night. I really... 054
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026St. Dolly Parton is forever wetwired in my mind with the Orville feminist Moclan, Heveena, who made 9 to 5 her revolutionary anthem. She's immortal in our memory. 020
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026🏴✊🏻🚲 "With no evidence, the government alleged to the grand jury that the conspiracy in this case extends far beyond the defendants to include... the Grease Pit bicycle repair shop," the request for discovery read, in the case against the DAMN 15. www.motherjones.com/politics/202... 000
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026De jure, the letter of the law, only matters if it convinces people on the ground who carry out the actions of the state. It's an instrument that only works if it influences the fact on the ground, but is treated as God's Truth™ until it's inconvenient. E.g. both Trump regimes. 000
Reposted by JulesWetwired Podcast @wetwired.bsky.social · 20/08/2026New ep! We have historian and retired Twitter pugilist @tlecaque.bsky.social back! Jules ran this one solo because I was deep into a full blown Captain Trips infection. Listen free on Patreon www.patreon.com/wetwired/pos... 032
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The comments UI/UX of Reddit, Twitter, and the rest is insufferable! Tap the side (really, the action is "slightly outside of the content‽"), or the comment button, or either, or neither. Maybe it's a swipe, but only if in that view, but thi--oh, now you're on another post. 😬🤯😡🔥 #enshittification 000
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Either I'm backsliding, or I've over-thought the nuance (again) on a test that's not made for nuance, but I'm usually -10, -10 on the Political Compass. I got suckered into $2 on account of my vanity and curiosity. I apologize in advance for any non-visual audience w/alt, but the gist is anarcho. 000
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I just realized that when Janeway destroyed the Caretaker's array, it was Odysseus blinding the cyclops. I know now I'm the 900,000th person to cross this comparison, but so many things just fell into place about the series.static.klipy.comStar Trek Doctor: Astonishingly StupidAlt: Star Trek Doctor: Astonishingly Stupid 010
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026"Comrade" is common cringe from modern leftists. It's vernacular cosplay that's just wearing a battle vest with "Oops All Assholes" from Leninist spinoffs. 000
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It's pronounced Anti-Fa! This renewed anarcho/red scare is more localized in the audience that believes, but the activities of the state are no less tangible. thebaffler.com/salvos/the-i...thebaffler.comThe Invention of Antifa | Lauren FadimanThe Justice Department wants to prosecute “Antifa” members for domestic terrorism. The only problem? The Antifa they describe doesn’t really exist. 001
Reposted by JulesWetwired Podcast @wetwired.bsky.social · 26/07/2026New ep! Trying to wrap up our Cold as ICE series about America's new secret police and we wanted some historical examples when secret police forces were disbanded. The idea was to give some reasons to hope! We couldn’t find any. Listen for free www.patreon.com/wetwired/pos...patreon.comEpisode 97: Meatball Business | WetwiredAs a way to wrap up our Cold as ICE series about the creation of an American paramilitary force answering only to Trump, we wanted to find s 032
Reposted by JulesWetwired Podcast @wetwired.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Pick up a copy of @devintoshea.bsky.social's book! It's already in the 2nd printing! Listen to our conversation from January about the Veiled Prophet, the KKK, secret societies, and how they broker power. Free on Patreon www.patreon.com/wetwired/pos...patreon.comEpisode 89: The Veiled Prophet Secret Society feat Devin Thomas O'Shea (Rerelease) | WetwiredEditor's note: We originally recorded this episode in January 2026. Since then, Devin's book is now available in hardcover and ebook. Devin' 032
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Screaming-eagle America patriots really believe in their historical mythos & extant systems as their ideals; they just want more of that. I imagine what it must be like, living in my an-com utopia w/ community, direct-democracy, and abundance. I have to rely on history & theory. I get their zeal.static.klipy.comAmerica America Is BackAlt: AI Donald Trump with the crypto laser eyes meme riding a giant American bald eagle over what appears to be the Grand Canyon area, or Utah or Arizona desert plateaus. 000
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I never watched it in my youth, so I have no childhood nostalgia about it; The Arthur theme slaps like a space bag at an '03 house party. #millennial #spacebag #arthur #90skids #pbs #npr @pbs.org 000
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026When the DNC wants to reform 🧊 or 🐷: Another thing I'm getting tired of is when after six policemen get arrested for sticking a floor lamp up some black guy's ass and ripping his intestines out, the police department announces they're going to have "sensitivity training". 010
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026It has just occurred to me that James Talarico, the progressive TX rep, is going to angle for the Dem presidency. I'm locking in my bet right now that he "reluctantly runs from popular pressure," makes it to the primaries, but the DNC gives him the ol' Nancy Kerr--again, like our boy, Bernard. 010
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026What the actual 🦆‽ Hanson is still putting out albums and touring. I thought they were briefly part of the ambient noise during a period of my youth, then ceased to be.static.klipy.comHanson's Mmmbop: Band on a FlowerAlt: Hanson's Mmmbop: Band on a Flower 000
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Cory Booker had glowing praise for the recently departed. Though it was hard to hear with the jackboot in his mouth. "And they all came out of the woodwork on the day the n@ Z died!" 020
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham said of Sen. McConnell yesterday, "I'm goin' down to visit ol' Glitch!" 000
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Glitch McConnell's doctor explains the Senator's condition. 020
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Glitch McConnell made a 20 minute statement today about the passing of Lindsey Graham. 010
Reposted by JulesThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us. 155188814439
Reposted by JulesWetwired Podcast @wetwired.bsky.social · 09/07/2026New ep 🐬✨We're joined by bsky.app/profile/bobb... and bsky.app/profile/prop.... We get into Discordianism, why people love scams and cults, how we get worked over by media, and how chaos is business as usual. Listen free on Patreon www.patreon.com/wetwired/pos... 034
Jules @julianhooligan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I'm out and about in my America outfit and someone said, "God bless America." I looked up from my phone and said, "oh, yeah." This outfit was meant to be worn among friends who know me and get the joke. I'm just getting nationalist bros giving me knucks all day. 000