julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 15hI just woke from a dream where I was being driven through the Swiss Alps by Dita von Teese. 😊🚗 010
julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This happened maybe a mile from my parent's house. www.cleveland19.com/2026/10/02/1...cleveland19.com1 dead, 3 detained in Mayfield Heights shootingOne person is dead following a shooting outside of Piada Italian Street Food on Mayfield Road, Friday afternoon. 000
julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just met this cutie-pie, Freddie, at the doctor’s office this morning. 😊 030
Reposted by julian/julietteMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/09/2026Cicero “He lectures well. We don’t currently have a budgeted line for a tenure-track position, but we should tell him that we might consider granting him an opportunity to be an adjunct lecturer with us.” buff.ly/Flu7h8Ybuff.lyFaculty Search Committee Feedback on Applications from Founding Figures of the Fields for Tenure-Track PositionsHomer “This guy gave his job talk in dialects. We need someone who can teach Freshman Greek 100.” 1324
julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Turkish coffee with dinner. I can now see through time. 4269031
julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Note to self: It's microblogging, not microblobbing. 000
julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Apparently I'm the only one in the office today. Who wants to have an orgy? 😆 000
julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Dolly Parton Day to all who celebrate! (And if you don't celebrate, please unfriend me now.) 010
julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Posted without further comment. 😐 www.ms.now/news/trump-f...ms.nowTrump aides explore attaching president’s name to Ford’s TheatreThe playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated has been mentioned among federal properties that could carry the president’s name, people familiar with the effort told MS NOW. 000
julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Traffic on Virginia St by campus was held up this morning by two flocks of geese crossing the road. 🪿 000
Reposted by julian/julietteRobin D. Laws @robindlaws.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The term Michiganders implies the existence of Michigeese 0335
julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’ve been in the office for over two hours now and no one has commented on my purple hair. 😭 000
julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The sound you are hearing is my brain dribbling out of my ears. 🤪 000
julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It’s getting colder at night and my ankle is in excruciating pain this morning. 😖 000
julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Headdesk! Headdesk! Headdesk! 000
julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Tables in MS Word are a blight upon humanity!!! 🤬 000
julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Dr. Amy Acton, the Democratic candidate for governor of Ohio, was attacked by an armed man while making a campaign stop at the Canfield Fair. She and her husband are unhurt. The assailant is, unsurprisingly, a white, male Republican. 🤬 000
julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026QotD: Not all queers are queens but all queens are queers. 000
julian/juliette @julianet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Having a very intensive discussion about barleycorns and shoe sizes at the Reno Kinky Queers munch. Just so you know what kind of wild and crazy things we get up to. 😆 000
