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julesonabike.bsky.social

@julesonabike.bsky.social
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Teaches biology, blows cornet, cycles a bit, buys shoes

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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh, I'm stuffed then. Hate tea and don't care about football
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Instructions?
A food stall at a fair entitled Polish Sausage
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ripon still has a selective grammar school
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Don't leave us! Reading your comments is the only good thing about Eastenders at the moment!
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why does he have to be all nerdy and weird just because he's a science teacher? I take this personally! 🤣
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ok, I missed 3 weeks worth of episodes on my hols but Vicky's complete change around to supporting Joel makes no sense to me
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I hated Oscar for the same reason on his first episode. He has quickly become one of my favourite characters.
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've been away for the last 3 weeks. Following what is going on in Eastenders by reading your posts!
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Everyone commenting here is a genius!
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ian might be a prize pratt but there's no way he wouldn't be able to do an excellent barbecue
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oscar is my favourite character
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This storyline is silly. There would be probation and social services involvement which would carefully assess his post release living arrangements and support as well as release conditions prohibiting him from living near his victims. If his mum can't cope, he'd be placed in foster care.
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I read that as featherless. Very confusing
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Is the other 50% twerk, eat hot chip and lie?
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I get the giggles. It's someone's job to stretch and squish boobs in a caravan in some carpark all day long!
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Wait til you have two and they both need funding through university
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Or they died of cholera and didn't live long enough to get skin cancer
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
They regurgitate your food and the special is dead mouse. Or am I taking this too far
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sam 100% does not own a hoodie
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This person is home educated by religious fundamentalists
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Read the first sentence and genuinely thought that Ryan and his single cat was wanting a lady who's cat is also single so they could double date. Which is confusing but wholesome
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Just seen someone walking through the centre of Harrogate with a ferret on a lead as if it's the most normal thing ever
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I think his mum's great too (not Zoe). Hope she sticks around
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I had two pet lizards when I was a kid called Caecilius and Matella
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Who on earth takes someone else's car out on a special trip to fill it up? Is this an American thing? I fill my car up on the way to or back from somewhere. I don't even take my own car out on a special trip just to fill it up.
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Always
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I swear these were the ones we had for sewing lessons at school. If you were any good, you got to use one of the 3 electric machines! I realise this comment makes me sound 120 years old!
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
New favourite insult. You absolute pasty barm
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
One of these drove past me yesterday called Septic Wizards. My new metal band name!
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Awww. Don't spoil it
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
For those of us who were kids in the never-quite-enough-to-eat 1970s, it's the fact that you can have as much as you want that makes hotel breakfasts exciting
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
She should turn up covering her hair by wearing a beanie, huge baggy skater jeans and oversized shirt, goth eyeliner and maybe a nose piercing. Malicious compliance Oh, and then dump his ass obvs.
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Is he still having kidney dialysis or has that just been forgotten about
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Popular opinion: good.
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Aged about 12, I saw my friend Aileen in town. So I ran up behind her and jumped on her back piggy-back styley. As you do. It was, in fact, not Aileen.
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
He looks like an evil baby that someone has drawn on.
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Also, why is she never actually at work?
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
And the army of invisible babysitters allowing all the parents of small children to actually have a social life.
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Anyone else really not care who's stalking Zoe? Tedious storyline. Actor playing Anthony is as wooden as a Christmas market shed.
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I'd be up for exchanging 2 doughnuts a day instead of having periods.
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Circular breathing 😂
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
There's a website somewhere for every kink. Ybf, someone who can play one of those is probably great at kissing!
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Hob nob, viennese, nice
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The start of the finale of Bruckner Symphony no 8.
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
My ringtone. Matches the ominous doom i feel at the prospect of talking to people on the phone
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It's not personal. Miles Davis hates everyone
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
You have children. Prioritise them
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I can't think of any pros
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Make one of him with a massive c*ck and tell him how much hotter it is than him!
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julesonabike.bsky.social @julesonabike.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Early pregnancy - exhausting. Late pregnancy - uncomfortable and inconvenient. About 3 weeks in the middle somewhere - glowing!
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