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Jules McHamish

@julesmchamish.bsky.social
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🍒Mum & wife #afcb & sometimes #pusb-Maths geek-Politics-I find some things funny-Bournemouth UK-❤️Station Eleven-I carried a🦒across the Irish Sea at the old place!

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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 13h
“We’ve been provoked by mistake”
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So excited for AFC Bournemouth’s first ever match in the Europa League League tonight at Dean Court! #AFCB #BOU #Vitality #SturmGraz Kicking it in Europe!
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thanks for the inspiration - i made my own version of Nikujaga tonight! With brocoli & cauliflower instead of potato, and the really thin frozen beef rolls.Yum!
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uncanny
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would NOT be trusting anyone under 16 as my photographer, let alone a new born 🤣👇
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Angela Rayner next to Ed Milliband!!!
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I give you…. Ed Milliband and Angela Rayner in the Conservative Bayeux Tapestry
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ooo cheeky! @sellingamirror.bsky.social
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AI be like👇
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today’s record haul from the charity shop! #ELO #Monkees #RodStewart
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Similar vibes
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Henry Winkler is a legend!!! 49 years since The Fonz Jumped The Shark!!! www.thepoke.com/2026/09/21/i...
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Uk oh. Looks like America just woke up. What’s going on with the crude oil price?
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Helen Whately is definitely giving off ‘The Little Girl’ in Scottish comedy ‘Absolutely’. #Niche
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wtf John Lewis. No, I do not want to purchase a black balaclava!!!
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A pigeon is building a nest in the laurels in our garden in Bournemouth. Its Autumn. Is this unusual?
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s a [very] small ‘protest’ at the RNLI in #Poole. Seriously, I’ve seen more people in the queue at Tesco, but it’s news, apparently. One ‘protester’ says he’s there purely to protect women and children. Who is manipulating these people to think the RNLI is the problem?
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#Evergreen post h/t @alexhh.bsky.social
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using, without explanation
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why the blazes is my local paper, the Bournemouth Daily Echo advertising a call from Tommy Robinson for people from Bournemouth to march in Portsmouth? I have no respect for my local paper anymore.
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thugs #Reform
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yikes, from the stills I’d seen I didn’t realise that guy actually has a crutch / walking stick, and holds it aloft like something out of Lord Of The Flies!!!
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My goodness, look at this Reform Party Conference attendee WITH A WALKING STICK HELD HIGH attacking a lady who dared to interrupt Nigel Farage’s speech.
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The front runner in the 10,000m being foisted on the people of Britain was born in Somalia. Do you understand what’s happening? Zia Yusuf shows he’s racist AND a misogynist! #Farah #AbdiWali #Yusuf
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They went to all the effort of getting the mirror outside in a nice summy spot, too! @sellingamirror.bsky.social
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was today years old when I found out the USA does not routinely have contactless payments!!! American trying to work out how to use contactless payments 🤣👇
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
American trying to work out how to use contactless payments 🤣👇
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“Hey you, boy. Are you a lethal electoral threat?”
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hmmmm
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Much excitement in our house this morning as a spot of rain is forecast in Bournemouth at 11am. Multiple trugs already deployed on the lawn to collect this bountiful liquid.
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
BCP Council havd now cancelled the planned foreworks display in Bournemouth tonight
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
UK Government issues emergency alert on phones in #Dorset - is it nationwide? Just scared the crap out of me!
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“I once claimed that my crypto-billionaire mate had given me £5 million to pay for my SECURITY. Then I claimed I couldn’t turn up to the result of the by-election I triggered and won because of my lack of SECURITY.” Huh?
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“I once claimed that my crypto-billionaire mate had given me £5 million to pay for my SECURITY. Then I claimed I couldn’t turn up to the result of the by-election I triggered and won because of my lack of SECURITY.” Huh?
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Our Nige didn’t turn up to the result in #Clacton because he said Essex Police had told him of a credible threat of disruption. Essex Police do not confirm. Nigel also said he would not embarrass himself by standing next to the other candidates. Mate, you’re dressed as a sheet of A4 paper!
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Leopards and faces comes to mind
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Already, there are reports of Family Voting in #Clacton
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
These guys were used as bait by Trump 👇
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Long shadows at Mudeford Spit for the #Eclipse and now back in the garden just saw a meteor!! #TopNighr
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Trump was moved from the old Air Force One to another plane in a CATERING CART after ‘A threat against Trump from Iran was credible Journalists and staffers travelling on the original plane were unaware Trump wasn’t on it. Presumably they were also unaware that they were decoys to a threat!!!
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Main holiday route across New Forest still closed this morning after van fire sparks huge blaze across the forest. Passengers on major route across forest had to abandon cars and the A31 is still closed Monday causing major disruption. #ClimateChange www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We might get a smidgen of rain in Bournemouth on August 20th, in 13 days time!! Lucky us 😮.
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
6th August 2026 - 1st crop of blackberries!
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Early morning walk from Tossa de Mar to Cala Bona cove. Delightful. #TossaDeMar
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
And here’s the clip of Nigel Farage in September 2024 slating Kier Starmer for getting new glasses as gift. We now know that 5 months earlier, Nigel Farage received FIVE MILLION POUNDS as a gift!!
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Reminds me of when I laughed my way round some art gallery in Venice. Here’s the painting we called ‘Dislocated Shoulder’!
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh, this is GOOD “You refuse to answer a basic question about who won a presidential election, but you ask to lead America’s intelligence community. Isn’t it humiliating to be unable to answer this question; to have to indulge the President’s delusions?”
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Just realised that the last time England played Argentina, I was there! 2005 friendly in Geneva and England beat them 3-2! We were staying in the same Hotel as the Argentine team & I bored one of the coaches about my Dad’s youth in BA, & blagged a photo with Javier Zanetti! #ENGARG
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
April 2024 - Nigel Farage ‘gifted’ £5 million from Christopher Harborne. SIX MONTHS LATER - September 2024 - Nigel references Kier Starmer’s acceptance of a gift of new glasses, all the time having £5 million in his back pocket! H/t @mrjamesob.bsky.social
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