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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can anyone help my dad solve this mystery? Were you at or near a hospital M & S on August 5th? Does YOUR credit card end with these numbers? Do you like Percy Pigs or know someone who does? Call Crimewatch now....

Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

After three straight days watching The Gentlemen I am having recurring dreams about it and it turns out that Dream Me is a brilliant gangster! What wildly inappropriate job does your subconscious aspire to?

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Genuinely confused by the pattering of actual rain outside. It's been so long I'd forgotten what it sounded like.

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Watching the Returning Officer for the Clacton by election read out all the candidate's names is a Friday morning treat. That guy know how to commit.

Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Watching the most bizzarre Michael Jackson pub tribute and can not look away. He doesn't sound like him. He doesn't look like him. He's doing the "eh hee" thing but even that sounds weird. Just sharing this in case it's a dream.

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Dreamed last night there were Vampires on the titanic and now I really want to watch that film.

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Heading out to get sh*tfaced on gin and lemonade on my patio if anyone wants to join me?

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

This is going to be brutal isn't it.

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Oh yeah nice one Ghana. Tell the poor goal keeper you're all going with the pink and then all turn up in yellow like little bitches

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Respect to the guy in front of me at Tesco buying a CABLE KNIT FRIKKIN JUMPER. It's going to look great on him but wow

ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

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A pet dog just adopted from a shelter reacting to being kissed.❤️

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Always believed, deep down that somehow I would one day meet the beautiful, talented Anthony Head. That he would be impressed with my enthusiastic plot breakdowns of my favourite Buffy episodes and marry me. Not to be it turns out. RIP Giles xxx

Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Sent this to husband. Still no reply. That's bad, right?

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Penalty shootouts are too much for me so walking the dog. I can hear anguished men screaming like foxes through open windows all over the town

Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

The floor is 90 % cool mats and wet towels. As per, the dog ignores them to sit inside a volcano in the garden that I SWEAR just appeared five minutes ago.

Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

When writing try to avoid repeatedly jabbing yourself in the eye with a fork. If you are struggling with this, try writing in a space with no forks in it, such as the bathroom or a local pond.

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Plus with everyone else under the table he probably got to eat, like, ten puddings.

Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Well this is nice. My film script has just been selected for its second festival, @uvff.bsky.social and we haven't even made it yet! We are producing this in partnership with the wonderful people at @thesurvivorstrust.bsky.social so we welcome each and every opportunity to promote their work.

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Not just a cool language experiment but also a chilling short story. Love this

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Everyone: Of course the Cavapoo can be clingy. Everyone: Tips to manage your Cavapoo's separation anxiety. Me: WHY DID SHE GET DOWN NO OVER HERE LOVE ME MOOOOOORRRRRE

Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Wow 2026 is whizzing by! Hard to believe there's only 8 months left in January.

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Mum's on fire tonight. Watching the 2007 Persuasion she suddenly yelled "Just give her one" at Captain Wentworth. We were all thinking it.

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

My husband of nearly 14 years just texted me and didn't put a kiss at the end so I guess that's it then.

Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

"Hi, hope all is good with you and the family! Are you still at the same address? It's just I always send you a card but don't get one back which is fine I mean most people don't even bother do they lol unless you actively want to sever all contact which again is fine anyway hope all is good with yo

Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

It must be Monday. I just Whamaggedonned *myself*

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

In the spirit of festive good will and motherly acceptance, this year I'm going to wait until my daughter is at school to redo her pathetic attempt at the tree

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I know I should watch the new series of the pretty young / bald / 80s people loudly fighting evil but I'm too tired. Is there some way they could do it more quietly?

Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Personally I prefer my socialism half-blooded, with tonic and a twist of lime.

Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

A group of film students said my Tommy Wiseau impression sounds just like him.

Peter Gordon 🇺🇦 @gordon.plus · 28/10/2025

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A font named "Black Betty", where every character is an ampersand.

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

What, and I mean WHAT the everloving fuck....

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Just realised it's been 5 years and I still (pretty much) take the Covid safe route round the supermarket.

Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

There's a genuine lack of interest these days in either the origins of Cotton-Eye Joe, or where he went, and that's sad.

Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

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So how many front pages do we think this story will be on tomorrow?

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

A pumpkin is a vegetable and a vegetable does not belong in a coffee. I'm sorry Starbucks but someone had to say it.

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Am on holiday and genuinely surprised by how good my Spanish is until I remembered that 1. I don't speak Spanish 2. People are being polite to the middle aged drunk lady.

Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

A poem, in four lines. I've called it simply, "the daughter"

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I've just verified my age by singing all the lyrics to Scott and Charlene's wedding song.

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

YEEESSS. I'm, like, literally writing on this and everything. It flipping brilliant. Tell your mum.

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

You can always tell when my daughter's been in the bathroom. She could fall into a black hole and still manage to locate and stack nine toilet rolls in a neat pyramid.

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Well hello there sticky boobsweat Again it's time to meet You simply are no use to me In the summer heat My head it may need cooling down My arms may feel the threat But you really serve no purpose And you make my bumcrack wet

Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

The 14 yo just asked if we can watch "... the film where the stylish lady fixes up the scruffy woman's house and teaches her to dress nice then she falls in the river and gets her yellow dress muddy." Can anyone guess the film?

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Have just been informed that I've said "that was a good sandwich that" a total of 4 times in the last hour. Don't even remember saying it once.

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Weird to think of a bunch of very wealthy 70 yos voting on assisted dying. These guys must *really* trust their grandkids.

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Julie Bower @julesmbower.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Honestly I wouldn't want an iron throne if they were giving them away. Uncomfortable, cold and a bastard to move. (My hot GOT take from 2011 there, you're welcome)