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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie

@julesingreen.bsky.social
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I'm mostly here for the cats. And reality TV (BBSky), books, drag queens, laughs. LGBTQIA+ Ally. Obsessed with the color green. 💚

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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 19h
I survived my trip, but barely. I had some medical problems that kind of ruined part of it, but the Iron Maiden concert was great! 🤘🏼 I'm so far behind on BBSky, I don't even know what to do about it. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I literally feel like this meme.
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The Exclusive With Sharon Tharp @exclusivelypod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Exclusive's Memory Wall series offers a chance for past #BigBrother houseguests to share their story before, during, and after the game. Don't miss out on hearing Dr. Michele Ross' honest conversation with @sharontharp.bsky.social now on all podcasting platforms: buff.ly/OsKwMKc
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm going on a trip tomorrow for 3 days, and then I'll be back and forth for another 5 days, and I love you all dearly, but I can't wait to get away from this app and all the #bb28 discussion. Y'all have been exhausting this season. 🫶🏼
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Deadpool's Iconic Bye Bye Bye Gesture
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm having horrible neck pain lately. Pretty sure it's muscular, so being a science nerd, gotta break out my neuroanatomy book and figure out exactly which muscles and why. My assessment: semispinalis capitis. Pain from bad pillow and being on my phone/reading too much.
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Cute Cat Devon Rex Surgeon's Hilarious Hospital Fail
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think this book could fit the theme of #CatChatBookClub "Autumn Vibes." I really enjoyed this, about how people can never really know everything about each other. We all have secrets, we all have things we never say to each other, everyone is lonely at least a little bit. 💙📚
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Lisa 🇨🇦 @pinkmouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did you know that you can now OPT OUT of a Starter Pack now? Bluesky introduced this on September 4th. To use it: 1. Open the specific Starter Pack you are listed on. 2. Tap or click the three-dot menu (…) at the top right. (next step in reply)
Way to Opt of out Starter Pack in Bluesky.
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finishing up The Things We Never Say by Elizabeth Strout. Excellent, definitely better than the last one of hers I read. I think it's really relatable, written well, interesting, but I also think there's no way this wins the Booker Prize. It's just not giving me a winner vibe. 📚💙
Cover image of The Things We Never Say: blue water and a moon.
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Candy Liggett @candyliggett2024.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Excited and a little nervous about my new job on Monday. I won’t get my first paycheck until Oct 9th. Rent is due on Oct 1st. If you can please help with donations and sharing I really appreciate it. gofund.me/f1aa053da
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Hi, it’s Rachel, Cole the Mole’s mom. Many of you know me through the #DogsOfTwitt… rachel mintz needs your support for Help Candy and Sapphire Find Stability
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#nw Chicago (2002). Best Picture. Best Supporting Actress (Catherine Zeta-Jones). 4 other Oscars. #BrosephMovieClub
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Moulinquinn Chicago: Renée Zellweger
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm getting more annoyed with audiobooks. Male narrators who do terrible women's voices, narrators who talk loud at the beginning of a sentence and whisper at the end so you don't know what volume to use (Wil Wheaton is unlistenable for this reason), over the top southern accents.
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Angry-cat Angry-cat-zoom
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love this idea! Everyone share their shops, websites, etc. #bb28 Also, don't forget to tip your fave updaters!! Many of them have ko-fi, PayPal, etc.
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Kitsune Inferno (Dee Was Robbed Edition) @kitsuneinferno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's time for the #BBSky 's Choice Awards! #bb28 Nominations are now open in 32 categories with player awards, event awards and community awards. You may nominate up to 3 nominations in each category but please rank them clearly. If you need assistance with the form, please respond here or DM me.
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1st Annual #BBSky Choice Awards - Nominations Ballot
Welcome to the first ever #BBSky Choice Awards! Before we crown a winner in each category, we need a ballot of nominees, so consider this form Round 1 of 2 where we narrow each of the 32 Categories do...
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Clearly I watch too much television.
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trying to get back to myself, so I'm reading while watching hockey. Hockey: Dallas Stars at Minnesota Wild (boo). Book: A Wind in the Door by Madeleine L'Engle (yes, a children's book I don't think I ever read, though I read A Wrinkle in Time many times as a kid).
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Cute Anime Cat Girl Reading Books
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm so excited to see this next week! I've seen IM and Anthrax several times each, but this will be my first Megadeth! 🤘🏼
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What if they just stopped wasting time, did all F3-F2 on Sunday, got a winner, then Thursday is reunion with everybody. Can't wait for my producer credit. #bb28
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Mark Duplass: Head Producer on IMDb Show
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not much makes me feel older than seeing Dr. Julian Bashir #DS9 playing an old bearded man #Foundation.
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Dr. Bashir Smiles at Garak on Deep Space Nine
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel bad that I'm just not very interested in anything about #bb28. Not interested in who's taking who to F2 & counting votes endlessly. Y'all just lost me this season, I'm surprised to say. Not lost forever, I'll be back! I just started ignoring all of them before the end of the game this time.
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am dying for something sweet, and I have some stuff coming in the early morning. I don't even have creamer for coffee. Until the AM, I have to pretend a Crystal Light packet in a Lime Bubly is what I actually wanted for dessert.
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Man eating cotton candy, I NEED SUGAR!
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#bb28
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Watch I Just Killed My Dad | Netflix Official Site
Anthony Templet shot his father and never denied it. But why he did is a complex question with profound implications that go far beyond one family.
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My cat could be more spoiled if she wanted it. I do stuff like move into the bedroom to watch more episodes of TV so that I can sit on the bed with her (she rarely sits on the sofa with me). Then she leaves after 30 minutes to go sit on the floor in a dark empty room. So she hates me.
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Kate McKinnon's Confused SNL Moment
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This cracks me up, because Drew's literal mother told him to stay away from a woman like Angela. Drew said, ok, but what if I trust the actual Angela? And then two Survivors? 😂 #bb28
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Welp, fuck it. #bb28
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Little Girl's Annoyed Eye Roll with Drink
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trying hard to muster up some interest in this endgame #bb28. Here's what I've decided I want: Final 3 HOH is either Dee or Devens. Whichever one wins takes the other to final 2 and wins BB. So Dee takes Devens and wins or Devens takes Dee and wins.
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Crying At Work: Will It Ever End?
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Join us for a telethon on Thursday for a great cause? www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
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Freedom to Read Orgs, Authors to Host Telethon
Anti-censorship groups, authors, librarians, and others will host a livestreamed telethon, Show Up, Speak Up! Vote for the Freedom to Read, on September 24, with special guests including Judy Blume, J...
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finished Andor and Rogue One. Started Foundation season 3 and decided I need to just rewatch the whole series, of course. What is wrong with me?
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Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes Eating in Bed
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's so crazy that #bb28 ended already. Ending on a DE is weird. But that's what happened, because I haven't seen anything else since.
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South Park Eric Cartman: I'm Not Watching
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Talking out loud to my high self, watching Star Wars: Andor. "Is that a yeti or a guy dressed as a yeti?" 5 seconds pass. "Well, I mean, I know it's a guy dressed as a yeti. But in the context of the show."
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The Smurfs: Vanity Smurf Says Hello
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Started off the day with some coffee and the movie A Clockwork Orange. Good morning!
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Alex Delarge Gives Thumbs Up
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kind of excited, but also not? Always here for Bianca (will she go by Roy out of drag?), Taylor. Could've sworn Gizelle has been on already. I still haven't forgiven Casey Wilson for saying Hamilton (original Broadway cast she saw, mind you) wasn't good?! I don't respect that opinion. #thetraitorsus
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Somebody make one of those Barrett's Karma things. #bb28 Should've voted out Dee, Yash.
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#bbsky: Melody, do something! Melody puts up Yash. #bb28: Not like that! 🤬
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My face after HOH #bb28
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
MELODEEEE #BB28
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Corbin Love Island
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely! 💯 #bb28
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well damn, Melody! Finally! She killed it! Barrett, I'm so sorry. It's been fun 🫶🏼☹️ #bb28
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just woke up from a nap. Anything good on tonight? #bb28
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#bb28
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG Giada stirred the big bowl and then slapped him with the imaginary spoon? I am crying. #dwts
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Men who look like a paper plate with a kid's drawing of a face on it: Charlie Kirk 💀, Derek Hough #dwts, Jordan Ngatikura
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm already pissed off because somebody unwittingly pushed my button, so I'm expecting the worst outcome tonight. This is real pre-gaming. #bb28
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Mr Bean's Middle Finger Gesture
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just watched the Emmys SVU skit with Taylor Swift and Olivia Benson and Olivia Benson. Cute!
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Coming sign of the apocalypse? 🏒
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I got a new Louise #bb28! It's so cute, omg. I love them so much! Thank you @bbscreenshots.bsky.social I also love the little handmade yarn bags they come in.
BB26 Pink Louise and BB28 Calico Louise
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Who put the bop in the bop she bop she bop? Who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?
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Grease: A-Womp-Bom-A-Lu-Momp Cheer
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Catching up on some #bb28 eps, and Devens and Dee on the block bitching about Barrett, while he's upstairs doing this? I'm cracking up every time they cut to him!
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If Dee or Devens wins the season, in future seasons,do you think it will encourage people to take out vets sooner or discourage them from going after the vets? #bb28 I stand by Barrett making the right move and Taylor/Yash making the wrong choice.
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Men & their learned helplessness. My brother asked me to find a hotel for our stay in San Antonio. So I found it, it's walking distance where we need to go, free parking, nice, good reviews. Sent him the link. He booked the one w bad reviews, expensive parking fees, further from where we're going. 😭
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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie @julesingreen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The 1mg melatonin for adults is twice as expensive as the ones for kids, so I got the kids gummies. I took 2 of them and had crazy ass dreams all night! I was taking a 3mg melt before, but these must be more effective. Poor little kids having trippy dreams all night!
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Pennywise: See You In Your Dreams
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okey no one is payng anny attenshun to this poll annymore, naow is tha time to stryke and vote ca'ats ca'ats ca'ats ! If yu havnot yett voted as moast of yu havnot, go vote fore tha ca'ats of yore choisce and avendge me of tha thousends of peeples whomst hav me blokt hahah! bsky38.com
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