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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 21h

Rome, for anyone curious (per Wikipedia and never AI)

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

(for legal purposes this wasn’t me)

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

oh dear everyone knows that betas are the boring normie side character you don’t want to bother with in your fanfic

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

also add christen press to miracle workers

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

i adore triple espresso, but they don’t have the ability to create out of nothing the way pinoe-wambach-tobin could. Not really an indictment on them, but it feels like we’re still built with that in mind, but now minus julie ertz, so we have less control to make build-up chances happen

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

i just fear we took none of the lessons from the olympics like i get we won but still gotta learn from that

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

good to see we haven’t advanced from the olympics mentality of tierna-naomi-uncle will save us, except we’re playing with neither naomi nor uncle atm

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

bring her home! 🩵💙❤️

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

think the yankees would donate their starting pitching staff? seeing as they were the only part of that team that deserves anything like a ring

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

every year my long standing hatred for the state of indiana becomes more valid

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

never seen a better example of ball don’t lie

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

(but also a hearty fuck you to anyone involved in hiring that asshole i’d rather be suffering than have to leave my team for this bullshit)

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

thank you tottenham for hiring a rapist defender and giving me an out from this nonsense (if any other former coys wanna join me w brighton i highly recommend)

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

tickled by the idea that Heaps is a Sonny fan

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Or Sonny fans at this point 🤷‍♀️

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Korean players wear any number other than 7 for their club challenge: it’s harder than you think

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

ball don’t lie 🤷‍♀️

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

i don’t think you should ever have to choose between being good and being safe, however, chicago could lose every game left by 0-5 and it would be better than the wh*stler era and i think that’s important to remember

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

«el pastel promedio tiene tres leches» es en realidad un error estadício. El pastel promedio 0 leches. Leches Georg quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

i fear she could win both wafcon And the nwsl and they still wouldn’t give it to her

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

i’m still a little afraid it won’t be better than the last time lorne was here, but it can’t be worse than this season

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

lefty touch to right footed half volley banger, tatumn milazzo i was unfamiliar with your game

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

i’ve seen enough, rename gotham to chelsea sc after the manhattan neighborhood

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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...

This rhetoric is ideal for listeners who believe trans women are an issue that they're supposed to care about, but don't actually have any real-world experience with them. The hypothetical trans girl who's supposedly causing all this trouble in the WNBA is the perfect tool for the conservative movement. She can't fight back, she can't disprove anyone's assumptions, and she can't garner sympathy when she's the target of hate. The perfect trans girl is the one who only exists in the imagination of the loudest cis people. Her monstrousness, the need to "protect young girls in a locker room" from her, gives them permission to enact policies that in reality only harm the anonymous girls, cis and trans, who want to play sports without the invasive scrutiny of gender-obsessed adults.

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

What’s funny is the minute you bring this up, they shift to “okay but a benched MBNA player could decide to dominate the W by transitioning” when like, girl? You must know y’all still make less money than the lowest paid MNBAers

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

And with my always add Tatumn rule no less :))

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

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Road to 75

Spin a fantasy MLS squad out of every team-season since 2013, then chase 75 points and MLS Cup.

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

not the point, but i’m curious, have any of the kids started writing their essays on a phone? Bc it feels like that must be coming if it hasn’t already started

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Purple Barnacles .. i mean i’ve heard worse

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julesbienne @julesbienne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026