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Putting the euro in neuroqueer

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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thank you #TimCurry
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Have truer words ever been uttered? #DollyParton
Picture of Dolly Parton with her quote "If anyone tells you that your hair is too big, get rid of them. You don't need that negativity in your life."
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I suggest Marie Curie in Gucci glasses eating paella with the birds by the Danube river and in front of Van Gogh's Starry Night #AIgenerated
Parodic suggestion of design for the 20€ note featuring Marie Curie in Gucci glasses eating paella with the birds by the Danube river and in front of Van Gogh's Starry Night
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The United States does not, in fact, “have the strait” at this moment. At any rate, Trump capped these remarks by assuring his audience, and perhaps even those listening in Tehran: “We’re not looking for long term.”

I taught strategy at the Naval War College to military officers and senior civilians for a long time. The subject does not have a lot of hard-and-fast rules; wars share common characteristics but each conflict has its own peculiarities and exigent circumstances. One good guideline, however, is to avoid threatening your enemy and then immediately announcing that you really have no stomach for a fight. Strong leaders keep their own counsel and let their actions speak for them; weak leaders make threats and then broadcast how much they don’t want to carry them out.
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Oh wait, apparently all the ADHD bullshit ads I've ever seen were coming from Wisey. I like the one that says "RESPONCE".
An advert about ADHD featuring different types of scifi eyesAn advert about ADHD saying "ADHD IS NOT INFIDELITY. IT'S AN ADHD RESPONCE." while featuring a nonsensical graph and someone screaming while surrounded by butterflies.An advert about ADHD saying "ADHD is not laziness. It is a depression response." and featuring nonsensical images.
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Flowering gum #Plants #Trees #Flowers
Flowering gum
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Laule www.euractiv.com/opinion/the-...
Article excerpt saying: "It is painful for anyone to admit they’re wrong. And even more painful to admit that the French were right."
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
That bin is SO wasted #PunOfTheDay
Bin that tipped over
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Don't get it wrong!
A hand dryer right next to a urinal
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Red flowering gum #Plants #Trees #Flowers
Red flowering gum
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Author unknown 🇫🇷🇰🇷🇧🇷
Three characters wearing the flags of France, South Korea and Brazil cheer when they hear "Every country who's arrested and imprisoned a President this year may leave early!" while a character wearing the flag of the US stays behind.
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
My iconic radiant rainbow chrome mug
Rainbow chrome mug from the sideRainbow much from above displaying iridescent radiance on a shadow
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I posted on Facebook that I deleted Grindr and Scruff and now the algorithm is trolling me
My Facebook feed showing an article with masturbation tips
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Leaf Devil
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Are there pictures that have the power to move you? Because I have found this in my stuff.
Pinups Magazine N°5 showing two topless men smiling with their eyes closed while their beards touch
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Why does the Universe exist? Why does humankind have such a self-destructive side? Why do cafés serve pastries on napkins?
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Forget the white rabbit Follow the Bad Bunny
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I keep ignoring ads for AI boyfriends but now they're offering me a whole harem of 10 botfriends! Stoooooop! I really need to leave the Meta apps.
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking "who wants to toast some smegma?"
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I peed in the forest and that lizard DRANK MY FUCKING PISS!!!
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I used to call the gradient from hot pink to orange "California Sunset Gradient" but I'm gonna have to rename it "Hot Honey Halloumi Bruschetta Gradient" because this is so perfect. You never know when beauty will strike!
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Oh, it's an order
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
@markduplass.bsky.social should totally be cast in #Smile3
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Sunset beach walks forever
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Jujupiter @jujupiter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
There's a Björk quote (and outfit) for every situation
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