Sign in

Juice🧃

@juicefox.bsky.social
277 followers 755 following 2.5K posts

| 18+ | NSFW | That Bitch | Red Fox 🦊 | Bisexual 🏳️‍🌈 | Married 💍 | Arizona | Interface Programmer 👨‍💻 | Birth year start with "19" | Organ Donor…idk what else do you need to know? | Fursuit by: lemonbrat.bsky.social Links: juicefox.carrd.com

PostsRepliesMedia
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 6h
“I play Dragon Wash for the story!” Me:
static.klipy.com
Mini-Me's Sarcastic "Right..." Reaction
ALT: Mini-Me's Sarcastic "Right..." Reaction
000
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 6h
I like to think that there’s an alternate time line where I was adopted and have two dads. >_>
001
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit! Walmart accepts Apple Pay now! Whats next Hobby Lobby will start scanning barcodes?!
110
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like what do I need to wear if I want to bike outside during the winter months?
030
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now that Teams is off my phone permanently I don’t have anxiety of sharing inappropriate furry art to my coworkers by accident! =D It did happen once… o_o
020
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: oh I can do ASL for this meeting! Boss: No! Last time you said you can sign ASL you just held up your middle finger for the whole meeting! Me: I’m speaking MY truth!
040
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m kinda getting the vibe that Me. Beast is a closeted serial killer. Maniplulating people in long-drawn-out, torturous situations. His show which is a knock off of squid games. His book with is also a dollar store spoof of squid games. That mother fucker is gonna go American psycho on someone
040
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Say this guy today riding down the freeway swinging his legs around and started grinding against the bike seat.
020
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*which Star Trek ship would you command?* Juice… Me: not obirth class, not obirth class, not obirth class… …Olympic class! Me: Oh fuck me!!!
010
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m pretty sure it’s not healthy but I’ve been acting out scenarios with an A.I. chatbot. I did one with the untimely passing of a parent and I swear I balled my eyes out more than when my mom passed and it felt a bit therapeutic.
100
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh god, they’re real….
130
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: Please? Wife: Absolutely not! Me: pllleeeaaaaasssseee!!
020
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh yeah, brand-new socks!
3101
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A pharmacist I used to work with was telling me how he and his guy doctor friend are going to Disneyland in December. The also regularly go to Vegas together…. …If they’re not fucking I’m going to be very surprised.
030
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve been lying on my floor since I got off work. The burnout is real.
020
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Any health systems hiring an HL7 programmer? Sorry, any competent health systems hiring an HL7 programmer?
010
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone! Did you know that people who voted republican are also airline pilots? Ask yourself this. Would you trust your life to someone who helped to elect a pedophile and rapist into the highest office in the land?
0208
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I haven’t had to train someone in four years. Ugh I forgot how draining it can be.
141
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would rather read JD Vance’s biography where he fucks a couch before I read Mr. Beast’s book. I can probobly get Better couch fucking porn from FA… >_>
020
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Blizzard won’t refund WoW forever because I’ve played it for too long… It’s the fucking beta!!
static.klipy.com
Star Lord's Iconic Middle Finger Gesture
ALT: Star Lord's Iconic Middle Finger Gesture
041
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jeffree Star cosmetics is in dollar tree and he’s crashing out. I think the world is starting to heal.
070
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And doctors, nurses, scientists, IT professionals, lawyers, soldiers, defense contractors I can go on if you want me to Tom
280
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Demon: I will suck out your soul! Me: OwO
040
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did I go to the Dutch bros 6pm drop of a stupid plastic ice cube? Yes And did I let some of my pent up rage from the past few month out on some clueless idiots who don’t know how to for a line? Also yes
020
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Threatening to nuke an entire nation at the fucking UN. I’m so fucking tired
140
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“PGP is standard in healthcare” Show me, fucking show me the article from a regulatory committee that specifically says I need to use PGP encryption!
010
Reposted by Juice🧃
Gre7g Luterman @gre7g.com · 22/09/2026
I have two advanced copies of "Nobody Left Behind" as I wait for my main stock to arrive. This is the kinda-sorta-sequel to "Fair Trade". (I'm calling it book 3.5 in the Kanti Cycle.) Live in the US? Like a chance to win one of these for FREE? Like, reblog, & reply about The Kanti Cycle to enter!
Two copies of "Nobody Left Behind"
3110038
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh dear sweet merciful Jesus. Is Taylor Swift about to announce something?! I’m still recovering from the Eras Tour!
030
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*wakes up* …why do I hear Earth Wind & Fire?!
020
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The neighbors recently started letting their recently house broken dog shit on the side of their property that shares our property line and they don’t clean it up. So now every time I go to the shed it smells like dog shit and i can’t open my office window for fresh air.
020
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anthro SoCal looks really fun. Maybe I’ll go if Anthrocon falls through next year.
110
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I curse you with, original Resident Evil camera system!
240
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yay! I have some time to play the WoW forever beta! …everything is green…
050
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
National Fox Day you say? #nationalfoxday
060
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nursing education: ok so now take your ampoule breaker and place it over the top. Meanwhile in pharmacy:
030
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*leaves teams meeting* …..FFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!
140
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“You’re being mean to me so you’re homophobic!” Me: “no I’m being mean to you because you’re acting like a selfish asshole!”
061
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How is that mother fucker still alive?!
320
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nurse: the doc changed the dose for the fentanyl patch to 12mcg so I just cut a 25mcg patch in half. Me:
240
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m really glad I didn’t go to blizzcon. I got to watch the panels I wanted on live stream for free. A blizzcon exclusive tuskar plushie??? …shit! shit! shit! shit!
010
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fuck! Felreaver 2.0! Now with 100% more lasers!
010
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Holly! That dress though! 😍
010
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh shit BlizzCon is today. Best roll out of bed to see how they botch this one. 2019 was the last great blizzcon IMO.
020
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I will do everything in my power to avoid flying to/through Trump International Airport. But I have no reservations about the Dolly Parton International Airport.
000
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So regarding Apple Live Rewind. Which would be better if you didn’t catch what someone said to you. A. I’m sorry I didn’t catch that can you say it again? B. Oh one sec let me read the transcript on my watch that recorded you without your knowing or permission to see what you said.
041
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Due to recent financial hardship I will be starting an OnlyFans account. And no! It’s not just to get 2k for an iPhone Duo! I need 4k because my wife wants one too. >_>
020
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When I first got my fursuit someone said that a certain detail on my sleeves was shoddy. To them I say: At least I didn’t have to wait almost six years for my suit. *sips tea*
030
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Holy shit! Chapel Roan is playing the great fairy in the ocarina of time remake?!
010
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Think I’m gonna pass on this generation of iPhones. We’ll see what Apple has in a year or two when my current one is 100% paid off.
010
Juice🧃 @juicefox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I want the iPhone duo… Dear god why do I want the iPhone duo?! That price tag though!
000