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Gabriel, Judge of The Floor of Religion

@judgeofhellgabriel.bsky.social
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I am Gabriel, the Judge of The Floor of Religion. Refer to me as Gabriel, The Apostate of Hate or the Judge Of Hell. I am blessed by God's Light. (PARODY ACCOUNT- NOT AFFILIATED WITH NEW BLOOD OR PROJECT MOON.

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Gabriel, Judge of The Floor of Religion @judgeofhellgabriel.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
..Sadly, yes. As much as I wish not to be paired with these mortals, I have to.
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Gabriel, Judge of The Floor of Religion @judgeofhellgabriel.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Pff-Hah.. You *suck.*
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Gabriel, Judge of The Floor of Religion @judgeofhellgabriel.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
What does that even?- Hrhh.. No matter. I will reduce you to scrap.
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Gabriel, Judge of The Floor of Religion @judgeofhellgabriel.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I.. Believe this is what mortals call... 'Corny'.
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Gabriel, Judge of The Floor of Religion @judgeofhellgabriel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I did not know that Mortals could dare even share the same resentment as me.. This is new.
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Gabriel, Judge of The Floor of Religion @judgeofhellgabriel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I checked your account. You're on the floor of Technological Sciences.. Of course you are. I will be paying you a visit, machine. Prepare yourself.
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Gabriel, Judge of The Floor of Religion @judgeofhellgabriel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Whatever could you possibly mean, mortal? Have you felt the same about a bastard hunk of steel ruining your entire life? Is that what you mean?
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Gabriel, Judge of The Floor of Religion @judgeofhellgabriel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Of *course* I am, you rusting *steel.* This is.. Great. Amazing, even. My mortal *enemy-* Nay. You are inanimate. You cant be my enemy when you're not alive. Working with.. me.
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Gabriel, Judge of The Floor of Religion @judgeofhellgabriel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Machine.. Why.. Why on the sacred grounds of heaven are *you* here? What do you *mean,* "The Librarian Version"? ..No. You, machine canNOT a Librarian. I refuse to believe it.
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Gabriel, Judge of The Floor of Religion @judgeofhellgabriel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It's about time I arrived here. ..Noticing some familiar faces. How *great.*
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