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Judge Baker

@judgebaker.bsky.social
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Gardener. #Atheist #believethewomen Anti-fascist. Remember: you’re going to be fine.

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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Telling the FBI might be the worst thing you could do
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sports owners. Some of the worst people on the planet
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is there such a thing as a good MF?
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They better keep an eye out in places like Poland Springs
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Imagine the freedom to live your life without a conscience
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Freaks
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is no coincidence that every hurricane hits the confederate states
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ukrainian drone commanders: hold my beer
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
More like reaffirm than declare, but I feel you
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Almost forgot about that explosive diarrhea
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Chuck McGill Chugg
ALT: Chuck McGill Chugg
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You could just make two omelettes
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also feeding Trump’s Ivanka fetish. This is important work
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A good start. Might I also suggest tax reform, term limits, public healthcare option, Supreme Court reform, Pentagon audit and military spending reduction, end of military aid to Israel
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The only thing saving our country is that Republicans are so indescribably incompetent. Imagine if they were even a tiny bit good at their job jobs. We would be living in absolute hell
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well yeah. It’s just the same damn song over and over with terrible guitars
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I also did not enjoy square dancing in elementary school. Some kid tripped me and then I punched him. And then I got sent to the principal’s office. Why couldn’t we have just played crab soccer?
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Evergreen post
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Christmas Tree Snowy Landscape Snowing Pine Trees Forest Snow Fir Tree Christmas Eve
ALT: Christmas Tree Snowy Landscape Snowing Pine Trees Forest Snow Fir Tree Christmas Eve
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the thing. What if we all just say we like him? Will he stop fucking with everybody?
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Same thing happened when I was at Cornell 39 years ago. A grand jury declined to indict the young men.
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everybody in Congress knows somebody who is in the files
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They wanted Covid to spread. They wanted AIDS to spread. They want childhood diseases to spread. What are they trying to accomplish?
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What does that mean?
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
True. Although mostly we need to be protected from men
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I bet this guy could still play
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nutlick wouldn’t surprise me
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You know Hegseth is on that list
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So you think there’s just one?
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Which current cabinet secretary is most likely to have engaged in interspecies sex?
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Look how little that guy is
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So how many current FBI agents have had sex with animals? Too bad we don’t have a functioning media or we might find out. thehill.com/homenews/sen...
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GOP senator presses Patel on FBI policy change: ‘Why would you get into bestiality?’
It’s not a topic often discussed in the halls of Congress, but Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.) grilled FBI Director Kash Patel as he said he was just “trying to understand” a recent change in policy rega…
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hard to focus on anything but this
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Right because convictions aren’t really the goal. It’s intimidation and financial pressure. It costs a lot to defend yourself in court
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Saudis are prepared to fight until the last American is dead
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hear Scott Jennings already got his check
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Texas is not a deep red state
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Jesus was a notorious libtard
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think they know. They just don’t have the courage to report it
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yeah. Traditionally one would have to wait until they got to the FBI before they could commit crimes
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Except that they also cut big checks to Democrats
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He is having a 20 minute conversation with Scott Jennings
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A lot can happen in two years
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@ismcconnelldeadyet.bsky.social
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Check for ties to Epstein and Mar-a-Lago
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🌱Cyclamen in Seattle #bloomscroll #gardening
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What are the chances that he actually does it? So far, assuming he would do the worst thing imaginable has always been correct
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
All of us can write letters. You are the fucking governor. Is that all you got?
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Has anyone gone undercover to expose their fascist training and culture? Shouldn’t be hard to do. They take anybody.
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
To be fair it *was* kind of an asshole comment. Stand up like an adult…
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Both wore wigs
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