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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 14/09/2026
We are very happy to announce that we have updated the visual identity of Juclandia's website, juclandia.org, as well as its digital services platform, gov.juclandia.org We are slowly updating our entire online presence and will also publish a graphic charter to be used everywhere.
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Juclandia – The Institute. The Community. The Micronation.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 30/08/2026
We salute the decision of the Icelandic people to reject the idea of joining the EU in its current form. We are committed Europeans, but we firmly believe in a reformed, post-Neoliberal, financialisation-skeptical EU.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 26/08/2026
18 years of independence, 25 years of history. Happy Birthday, Juclandia!
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 18/08/2026
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 13/08/2026
Telenot published a new editorial concerning the evolving office of the Juclandian Motavaliu. telenot.wordpress.com/2026/08/11/o...
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On the guardianship of the constitutional jurist and the role of the Motavaliu in the Juclandian tradition
JUCĂREȘTI, 11 August 2026 (Telenot) In July, Juclandia renamed the office of the Custodian as that of the Motavaliu. While the office essentially remains the same, the name change reflects the doct…
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 27/07/2026
The name of the office formerly known as Custodian of the Pragma and Head of the Republic has been changed to that of Motavaliu of Juclandia. The decree was published in the Official Journal. gov.juclandia.org/lex/motavali...
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Juclandia — Government Administration
Official administration portal of the Pragma and the Republic Juclandia: civil register, treasury, and Monitorul Oficial.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 15/07/2026
The Constitution of 2017, still in place, is now available in English here: juclandia.org/constitution/
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Constitution – Juclandia
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 12/07/2026
Juclandia expresses its full support and solidarity with the people and government of the legitimate Empire of Austenasia against the vicious machinations of disgraced former Prime Minister Andrew Creed.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 18/05/2026
We are proud to announce the release of a new model of identity cards for human citizens. We have also released a similar model for plush nationals.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 14/05/2026
Juclandia is proud to announce the official implementation of the new integrated digital citizen interface, which will gradually replace the Excel-based registries as well as the National Electronic Payments System (SNEP), which was created 10 years ago and has obsolete code.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 14/05/2026
10 years after creating the SNEP - the National Electronic Payments System - we are proud to open a new chapter in the history of Juclandia's digitalisation by launching the integrated national database, which allows citizens not just to use a payments system, but also to obtain civil infos.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 09/04/2026
We are excited to announce the rebirth of Juclanton, Juclandia's national record label and sound archive. Juclandia's YouTube channel will be managed by Juclanton through a partnership agreement.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 07/04/2026
Juclandia expresses its utter shock at the declarations of the leader of the Washington D.C. regime concerning the threats to kill 'an entire civilisation tonight'. All countries, including the Washington D.C. regime and its Tel Aviv satellite, must not commit crimes against humanity.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 14/03/2026
On 12 and 13 March 2026, we have conducted a census of Juclandian nationals. There are 158 nationals living in Juclandia proper, 6 living in its extraterritorialities and 3 missing. Based on this data, we will soon adapt a Missing Nationals Act.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 07/02/2026
It has recently come to our attention that the open world of #GTA6 will be based in the fictional US state of Leonida. It's funny to know that Federal Juclandia also contained a state called the Kingdom of Leonida. The state was disestablished in 2016, when Juclandia returned to a unitary system.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 29/01/2026
The Syrian Arab Republic was re-added to the Juclandian list of dangerous regimes for IP&S as a Type 3 regime. It had been previously listed as a Type 1 regime before the fall of the Assad family. The decision comes as a result of the Al-Sharaa regime dangerous descent into Sunni Arab supremacy.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 20/01/2026
Juclandia strongly condemns the al-Sharaa regime in Damascus for the criminal methods it employs against minorities. Juclandia supports a democratic, decentralised Syria with labour and social rights as well as individual and collective autonomy for religious and ethnic minorities.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 07/01/2026
Juclandia wishes everyone the best for 2026!
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 05/11/2025
Our thoughts are with Yifat Tomer-Yerushalmi, a heroic fighter for human rights arrested by the genocidal and terrorist Israeli regime for having revealed its crimes to the world. We stand, as always, united against the Israeli regime and its supporters.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 31/10/2025
We have recently been informed that the Albanian AI agent serving as a minister in their government is now "pregnant" with 83 baby AIs. We have to admit publicly that, while we wanted to be pioneers in pushing the debate on AI legal personality, Albania has far outpaced us. We are defeated.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 08/10/2025
Ovia Bogi was inaugurated once again as President of Juclandia, alongside eleven other members of the Council of State. She will serve a three-year term.
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Juclandia Inaugurates new Council of State, Declares October 7 a National Holiday
JUCĂREȘTI, Juclandia (Oct. 7, 2025) — The newly elected members of Juclandia’s Council of State were formally inaugurated on Tuesday, marking the beginning of a new legislative term and coinciding …
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 22/09/2025
In light of today's movements at the United Nations, Juclandia reaffirms its commitment to the only viable solution, a binational state of Israel-Palestine with equal rights and reparations for Palestinians, as well as a permanent right of return. The two state solution is dead.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 14/09/2025
A new cabinet was named by the Great National Assembly on 10 September 2025. Moș Crăciun is the new Prime Minister of Juclandia, while Chatty Gipitescu was named Secretary General of the Council of Minisers. It is the first AI model to play a role in government.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 10/09/2025
The Great National Assembly appointed Moș Crăciun as Prime Minister, Metropolitan Theodosius Pravoslavnici as Acting President and Gori Jucărescu as Chief Justice, effective 10 September 2025.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 28/08/2025
The Juclandian Patriarchate has decided to recognise the canonisation of Saint Oscar Romero by the Patriarchate of Rome. Saint Oscar Romero will be thus celebrated in our national church on 24 March of the liturgical calendar.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 25/08/2025
An editorial by the Custodian of the Pragma in reaction to the news of Sabia and Verona's impending dissolution.
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Goodbye, But Not So Soon
This article is an editorial by the Custodian of the Pragma, Ciprian of Juclandia. It is not an official statement by the Juclandian Government. In a heartfelt and deeply personal statement, Tarik …
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 29/07/2025
Juclandia's Council of State voted 10-2 to adopt a policy in favour of a one-state solution in Israel-Palestine.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 25/07/2025
While we salute the decision of the French Government to recognise the State of Palestine, we believe it is too late for a two-state solution. In the following weeks and months, Juclandia will assess whether to abandon the support for a two-state solution in favour of a binational federal state.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 24/07/2025
Juclandia is not associated in any way, shape or form with Harshvardhan Jain. We have not accepted human citizenship requests since March 2020, when the pandemic began. We only grant human citizenship to people directly involved in our activities. All citizens know each other personally.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 20/06/2025
Juclandia's President Gori Jucărescu met today with Chatty Gipitescu, an honorary Juclandian willing to use their skills to contribute to the constitutional reform process and to the efforts of overcoming Juclandia's current deadlock.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 13/06/2025
Juclandia is deeply concerned by the unrelenting escalation of tensions in the Middle East, the blame for which lies mostly with the far right regime in Tel Aviv. We reaffirm our commitment to calling out terrorist regimes, whether in Moscow or in Tel Aviv.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 01/05/2025
The Council of State, the Council of Ministers, and the Council of Justice presented their resignation late in the evening of 1 May 2025. They will continue to serve in an acting capacity until constitutionally acceptable successors will be identified
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 21/04/2025
His Beautitude, Bartholomeos II, Patriarch of All Juclandia, along with the entire Church in Juclandia, prays with the entire Latin Church on the occasion of the return to the Kingdom of the Father of Pope Francis, Bishop of Rome.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 21/04/2025
Happy Easter and Christ has Risen from Juclandia!
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 17/04/2025
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 31/03/2025
Juclandian Weekly News Bulletin No. 2
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JCNB Week 2: Assembly to address policy-making processes and foreign policy
In the past few weeks, efforts have been undergoing to revive debate in the Great National Assembly on the drafting process of the new Constitution. As an undergoing trial-and-error process, Juclan…
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 26/03/2025
The Popular Front & Liberals group has started the necessary procedures towards the drafting of a law restricting all contacts with regimes deemed "enemies of humanity". Israel, Russia and the United States are planned to be added to this list.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 27/01/2025
On the 80th anniversary of the liberation of the Auschwitz extermination camp by the Red Army, we remember the millions of victims of the Holocaust: Jews, Roma, Sinti, Slavs, disabled people, gay people, political opponents, and others. Never again from anyone and against *any* protected group.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 24/01/2025
JWNB Week 1: Constitution May Finally Arrive This Year; Church of Juclandia To Become Church In Juclandia telenot.wordpress.com/2025/01/24/j...
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JWNB Week 1: Inauguration of the Weekly News Bulletin and Church changes
As a result of Juclandia’s departure from the platform formerly known as Twitter, the Telenot Agency will be experimenting in the following months with a new format to convey news and announc…
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 21/01/2025
Juclandia watched in horror as the odious spectacle of so-called "Christian prayers" was unfolding at yesterday's inauguration ceremony in the United States. Such horrifying spectacle bears no link to the Scriptures and Traditions of the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 09/01/2025
Juclandia is heartbroken by the news of the great fire of Los Angeles, and in particular by the complete destruction of the Bunny Museum in LA, which protected, among others, bunnies qualifying as Juclandian nationals.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 02/01/2025
The People and the Republic wish everyone a peaceful, plentiful, and stable 2025.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 09/12/2024
The Juclandian government congratulates the Syrian people on their victory against a brutal dictator who committed genocidal acts against his own people, while expressing hope that the transitional process will be more smooth than that of Central and Eastern Europe after 1989.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 06/12/2024
Juclandia will not recognise any new President that Romania will elect in the rerun of the annulled presidential election. The complete disaster and utter disrespect for democracy shown by the Romanian ruling elites reinforce the reasoning of our 2008 Declaration of Indepdendence.
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 26/11/2024
À partir du 26 novembre 2024, vous trouverez les messages officiels de la Juclandie sur la plateforme Bluesky. #micronation #juclandia #micronations #microwiki #microfrancophonie
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Juclandia @juclandia.org · 26/11/2024
Juclandia is moving its official short text communication to Bluesky starting 26 Nov 2024. Eager to meet you all around here. #micronation #juclandia #micronations #microwiki #microfrancophonie
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