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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄

@juche.bsky.social
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34 | she/any 🇧🇦 | class of 2009 | magick meat skeleton who hasn't had any's coffee yet | u will have to pry the coffee from my dead hands b4 i stop defending chuck wendig 🔮

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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ball in racial chatrooms showing feet
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This slime trail could be emanating the foul stench of Baal but I'm not sure
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Fucking hell, can the normies stop interacting with these events? 🤦‍♀️ Every Dog Lord Feast since 2014 has lowkey been lame af since ensouled people started attending... get in the scalping chamber with Ragelimon or knock this off...🙄
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Lincolnshire born and raised 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lincolnshireproud.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Absolutely at a loss here, what's going on down there hahaha maybe taking the piss. But why little Grimsby? My mate's nan grew up there, never expected to read about it online... bloody hell surreal seeing this
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Come 💦 to #LittleGrimsby 🤏🛖 to see the Dog Terror 🐶😱 with your own two eyes ‼️ Circus tent 🎪 will be open for the bravest little Grimbarians 🙈🧚‍♀️ who dare to meet the Dog Lord face to face 🤨🗿 for a proper rumble🫈💨🧎 in the MORPHINE MINES 😈💉
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Does anyone else hear constant shrieks and oaths from gloomy courts and evil-looking houses? Near Covent Garden.
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Just summoned the great Respectable beast Ragelimon to my chambers and turns out he's 5'8 plus he left a slime trail and foul stench that rendered my soul helpless and barren. This fucking sucks never doing ths shit again
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
In the studio. Big things coming soon.
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Now reading.
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 20/09/2025
this is a zero tolerance anti- Harry potter account. I'm not even kidding at this point. genuinely. stop associating with the franchise in any and all ways or get the fuck out of my replies
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
you come back after 5 months to point this out girl you're reheating old nachos 🙄🙄🙄
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Check out my #sketch #comedy video "Skyrim in Real Life #2" Like and Subscribe
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
My statement
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Like This post if you still like #biscuits and tea 🍶🍗
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Nathan @aliendog496.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
So far the scariest thing about @chuckwendig.bsky.social 's The Staircase in the Woods is his accurate descriptions of aspects of OCD and related conditions very few sufferers would talk about, and I'm sorry that he somehow acquired this knowledge.
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
My statement
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Just got an email from the McLease department and I'm not eligible to become a McTenant because I make below minimum wage. Please Venmo GurnamThind13
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Sooo I just found out I was let go from my polycule because I unfollowed my primary partner on LinkedIn and they're making me sign the lease termination over Bluesky DMs. I'm getting kicked out and moving into a flat above the McDonald's which is my new landlord. This freaking sucks man
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
STOP THE STEAL!!!!!! #EUROVISION2025
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
okay i guess everything i've ever posted on here sucks whatever idc i have real friends who know me and appreciate my humor im out
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Don’t talk to me… @gamzedoau.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
imagine coming back FIVE months after you last skeeted on here to post some schizo rubbish. sad!
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
SHUT UP!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
This is a problem! :) Any chance you'll venture into custom birthday greetings in the future? I have at least 3 friends who would greatly appreciate this! @chuckwendig.bsky.social
A travesty
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
There's nothing as painful as the silence that follows shooting your shot and missing... sigh...
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
This took longer than I wanted, but holy hell. Black River Orchard is NOT your friendly neighborhood apple harvest. @chuckwendig.bsky.social gets under your skin with sharp, jagged prose and messy (but witty, make no mistake) characters that will blow your mind even before you've had your coffee!
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Now reading.
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
*le sigh* life is so not fair....
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
@chuckwendig.bsky.social Hi Chuck! I was blocked by you on the hell app Twitter years ago because I said some pretty nasty stuff back then. I have actually read some of your novels since then and was moved by the care and badassery you put into your stories 😎 (and strong female characters) Godspeed!
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
still waiting
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
can we make this app a thing now please? i can post beautiful uplifting gifs again
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
is rage baiting a thing here yet? if a man is shorter than me (5'4) he's a woman.. how about that?
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m. sensibilia @loveshy.icu · 06/02/2024
[only follows 15 people who also havent posted in 3 months, doesnt want to know how feeds work] damn this place is still dead,,
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
is this app a thing yet
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
can't post good morning gifs on here.. it's over
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
gm
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
this is my idgaf account i could post my bank login and no one would know
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
*leaves a digital footprint* 👣
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
*shoves you*
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
i love that this app doesn't have drafts. improvise bitch! say something on the fly, life is whimsical ❤️
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Posting on here feels... strangely purifying. I feel elevated, free, like I could conquer the day even before I've had my coffee #ad
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
is the un general assembly on here?
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Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
sooo... is chuck wendig on here? 👀
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