Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This slime trail could be emanating the foul stench of Baal but I'm not sure 141
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Fucking hell, can the normies stop interacting with these events? 🤦♀️ Every Dog Lord Feast since 2014 has lowkey been lame af since ensouled people started attending... get in the scalping chamber with Ragelimon or knock this off...🙄 220
Reposted by Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄🏴 Lincolnshire born and raised 🏴 @lincolnshireproud.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Absolutely at a loss here, what's going on down there hahaha maybe taking the piss. But why little Grimsby? My mate's nan grew up there, never expected to read about it online... bloody hell surreal seeing this 031
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Come 💦 to #LittleGrimsby 🤏🛖 to see the Dog Terror 🐶😱 with your own two eyes ‼️ Circus tent 🎪 will be open for the bravest little Grimbarians 🙈🧚♀️ who dare to meet the Dog Lord face to face 🤨🗿 for a proper rumble💨🧎 in the MORPHINE MINES 😈💉 230
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Does anyone else hear constant shrieks and oaths from gloomy courts and evil-looking houses? Near Covent Garden. 120
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Just summoned the great Respectable beast Ragelimon to my chambers and turns out he's 5'8 plus he left a slime trail and foul stench that rendered my soul helpless and barren. This fucking sucks never doing ths shit againmedia.tenor.coma man in a tan jacket says 404 processing error on the bottomALT: a man in a tan jacket says 404 processing error on the bottom 131
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 06/10/2025In the studio. Big things coming soon.media.tenor.comariana grande is wearing a black dress and standing in a hallway with a group of people .ALT: ariana grande is wearing a black dress and standing in a hallway with a group of people . 130
Reposted by Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 20/09/2025this is a zero tolerance anti- Harry potter account. I'm not even kidding at this point. genuinely. stop associating with the franchise in any and all ways or get the fuck out of my replies 5474107
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 08/09/2025you come back after 5 months to point this out girl you're reheating old nachos 🙄🙄🙄 030
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Check out my #sketch #comedy video "Skyrim in Real Life #2" Like and Subscribe 031
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Like This post if you still like #biscuits and tea 🍶🍗 020
Reposted by Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄Nathan @aliendog496.bsky.social · 13/07/2025So far the scariest thing about @chuckwendig.bsky.social 's The Staircase in the Woods is his accurate descriptions of aspects of OCD and related conditions very few sufferers would talk about, and I'm sorry that he somehow acquired this knowledge. 1423
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Just got an email from the McLease department and I'm not eligible to become a McTenant because I make below minimum wage. Please Venmo GurnamThind13 030
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Sooo I just found out I was let go from my polycule because I unfollowed my primary partner on LinkedIn and they're making me sign the lease termination over Bluesky DMs. I'm getting kicked out and moving into a flat above the McDonald's which is my new landlord. This freaking sucks man 030
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 06/04/2025okay i guess everything i've ever posted on here sucks whatever idc i have real friends who know me and appreciate my humor im out 030
Reposted by Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄Don’t talk to me… @gamzedoau.bsky.social · 06/04/2025imagine coming back FIVE months after you last skeeted on here to post some schizo rubbish. sad! 132
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 06/04/2025SHUT UP!! GET OUT OF MY HEADmedia.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt is making a funny faceALT: a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face 020
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 29/10/2024This is a problem! :) Any chance you'll venture into custom birthday greetings in the future? I have at least 3 friends who would greatly appreciate this! @chuckwendig.bsky.social 000
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 20/09/2024There's nothing as painful as the silence that follows shooting your shot and missing... sigh...media.tenor.coma woman wearing a mask holds a red roseAlt: This is not in reference to anything in particular. Keep scrolling. 010
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 18/09/2024This took longer than I wanted, but holy hell. Black River Orchard is NOT your friendly neighborhood apple harvest. @chuckwendig.bsky.social gets under your skin with sharp, jagged prose and messy (but witty, make no mistake) characters that will blow your mind even before you've had your coffee! 121
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 12/09/2024@chuckwendig.bsky.social Hi Chuck! I was blocked by you on the hell app Twitter years ago because I said some pretty nasty stuff back then. I have actually read some of your novels since then and was moved by the care and badassery you put into your stories 😎 (and strong female characters) Godspeed! 032
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 04/07/2024can we make this app a thing now please? i can post beautiful uplifting gifs againmedia.tenor.comRoses Dozen Of Flowers GIFALT: Roses Dozen Of Flowers GIF 000
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 11/02/2024is rage baiting a thing here yet? if a man is shorter than me (5'4) he's a woman.. how about that? 130
Reposted by Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄m. sensibilia @loveshy.icu · 06/02/2024[only follows 15 people who also havent posted in 3 months, doesnt want to know how feeds work] damn this place is still dead,, 1269
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 13/10/2023can't post good morning gifs on here.. it's over 041
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 03/10/2023this is my idgaf account i could post my bank login and no one would know 060
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 23/09/2023i love that this app doesn't have drafts. improvise bitch! say something on the fly, life is whimsical ❤️ 050
Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄 @juche.bsky.social · 19/09/2023Posting on here feels... strangely purifying. I feel elevated, free, like I could conquer the day even before I've had my coffee #ad 010