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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Bora Blast Purple Patrick
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lifetime contract please
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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River Island Wrap @riverislandwrap.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It was quite a victory on Saturday. We break it down in this week's Wrap. riverislandwrap.podbean.com/e/werder-fan... #WerderNA #Werder #SVWRBL
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Werder Fan Fiction: Rasenballsport Leipzig Postmatch Wrap | River Island Wrap
After a magical day at the Weser for Werder and their supporters, Jim and Christian are here to discuss what they saw.  First they discuss the game, including the good, the bad, and the Werder of it a...
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
No Stage. Nothing we can do.
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Werder Bremen 26/27
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby: If You Ain't First
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ran real fast tho
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'll keep it safe
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Opening The Jar: Hands Securing Lid
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
That's very thoughtful of you!
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
After Review Marcello Hernández SNL Covered his mouth Decision is Red Card
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Giannis Antetokounmpo Takes Photos for Bucks
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AndreTheGiant @andrewvouvalis.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Feeling for him right now
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Should combine Ecuador's defense and Sweden's attack
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Detroit Soccerite @ryanboros.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Spain taking out their frustrations for all the domestic matches that they have to play in Saudi Arabia
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Seth Vertelney @svertelney.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"I still say Turkey and not Türkiye"
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ok the ref is scary
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Is hurling a sport or did you just all throw up together
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Definitely not the voice I was expecting
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
CONCACAFs finest
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Total Soccer Show @totalsoccershow.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Introducing: Total Soccer Show World Cup Daily! Every day of the group stage, we'll be 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐓𝐮𝐛𝐞 after the day's final match to dive into the action 💻 And we'll be in your podcast feeds, of course! 🎙️ Don't miss a thing 👇
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Total Soccer Show
Long-running American soccer show covering the USMNT, Premier League, Champions League, MLS, and more. If you enjoy analysis and silliness in equal measure, we're the podcast for you
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I am conflicted because I don't want PSG to win but the jerk off session that's gonna be had this summer if the English teams sweep European competitions... 🤮
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
including Seattle 😭
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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a can of tuna is floating in the air against a blue background .
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I was hoping for OT
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
What a game
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Let them play the final too
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Werder win the Nordderby 3-1 and AC Boise get their first ever home win 4-0!
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winnie the pooh is looking at himself in the mirror and saying what a great day .
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I thought it was for Herpes
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Greener Side @greener-side.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
FUCK YOU HSV!
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I hate refs
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Keeping the electrical substations belly full
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
It's time for both of them to return to the shire
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Time for a goal
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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a close up of a bald man making a funny face in a room .
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
That's why they pay him the big bucks!
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Sounds way better than watching Horses 11 ruin my Friday
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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maybe this time maybe this time maybe this time maybe this time maybe this time maybe this time
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Xabi Alonso turned Real Madrid into a dominant machine for two months and the players were like “fuck no, don’t like this at all!”
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If you insist
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Didn't forget to hit record!
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
How did it go
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River Island Wrap @riverislandwrap.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
www.podbean.com/ew/pb-pz7mg-... #WerderNA #SVWerder #SVWVFB #Bundesliga
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No Cure For Lonliness: VfB Stuttgart Postmatch Wrap
On the last home match before Christmas, when the Werder crest becomes a tannenbaum, the club raises awareness about old-age lonliness, and the the men on the field make us feel empty inside.  Jim and...
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
How much does he pay you?
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
It's squad building based off names and marketing rather than philosophy. This has been the way for decades. Coaches that are man managers last longer than tacticians. I don't think Perez will go anywhere. He's been successful and the money has been good.
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Locker room problems
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Juan @juansb.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Why do you love Burke so much?
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