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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 19h
Having fled Venezuela at a young age, a place where illegitimate elections are recognized and voters are threatened, I'm intimately aware of what happens when you sit out an election. As one of 46M naturalized citizens in this country, I am urging fellow eligible voters to vote in this election.
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 19h
Last November, I cast my first vote 🇺🇸 I kept my “I Voted Sticker,” framed it, and placed it near my desk as a reminder of all the work it took to adjust my immigration status.
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 02/10/2026
I’ve been working with @weareunidosus.bsky.social to make sure folks have all the information they need to get ready to vote. Here’s a good (and TRUSTED resource!) becomeavoter.org #LetsGetVoteReady
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 30/09/2026
This, of course, is happening in #FL27, Maria Elvira Salazar’s district - is there a statement from her or her office?
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 10/09/2026
LA at 9am lately
A still from terminator 2 that shows a skeleton holding to a fence
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 01/09/2026
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 19/07/2026
“How it started / how it going” meme. Top: video still captioned “Trump calls Spain a ‘terrible NATO partner,’” showing Trump seated with a NATO official against a NATO-branded backdrop. Bottom: Fox News headline “Trump to present FIFA World Cup winners with trophy,” with subtext noting FIFA President Gianni Infantino said he and Trump would deliver the trophy at a New York/New Jersey stadium.
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 13/07/2026
Six-plus years ago, at the height of the pandemic I started an extremely successful Animal Crossing group that included advocates, local elected officials, celebrities, and extremely online people. Earlier today, I had the honor of the officiating the wedding for 2 of the members that group ❤️
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 12/07/2026
Do we know if it was a deepfake or AI hologram saying this?
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 11/07/2026
They’re gonna “upload” him to an AI model so he can “have conversations” with his followers (and Just Dance Vance) in the future
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 09/07/2026
Spotted at LAX today. Mind you, this is the same country Trump & friends want to resume deportations to
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 09/07/2026
Importing potato knowledge from Threads for @darthbluesky.bsky.social to see
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 30/06/2026
The only thing keeping me from making this @theverge.com shirt my dedicated Washington D.C. uniform is that the font is not big enough
A black shirt that reads BRENDAN CARR IS A DUMMY in white font

BRENDAN CARR IS A DUMMYYYYYY NOW WITH MERCH
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 25/06/2026
A major, 7.1-magnitude earthquake struck in Venezuela on Wednesday and prompted tsunami alerts in the Caribbean, according to monitoring agencies in the United States. GIFT LINK —> www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 16/06/2026
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 12/06/2026
The is NO WAY this isn’t the final (and biggest) Cornyn-con I’m sure consultants are charging TOP $ to sell people some sense Cornyn can be “swayed” on issues that he’s actively undermined for decades AND YET 👇
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 10/06/2026
there has to be a subreddit for this type of headline
Screenshot of a Miami Herald headline that reads:

They found a Miami-area plastic surgery clinic through social media. Both died
South Florida, often deemed the epicenter of the cosmetic surgery industry in the U.S., has hundreds of clinics.
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 28/05/2026
LOADING…4th of July
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 28/05/2026
“Making America Great Again”
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 26/05/2026
TRUE LIFE: My Dog Is A Stage 5 Clinger
A fawn pug with a dark muzzle lies with her head resting sideways on a tan fleece blanket, gazing at the camera with one large, expressive brown eye visible. A white pillow and an open laptop are visible in the background behind her.
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 17/05/2026
No way this is not a resounding YES
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 16/05/2026
The American flag DOES NOT have 11 stripes
screenshot of a post from the @TrumpMobile account on X promoting the T1 Phone. The post shows a close-up product photo of a gold-colored smartphone with an American flag engraved on the back alongside the words “TRUMP MOBILE.” The flag depicted has only 11 stripes — an error, as the U.S. flag has 13 stripes representing the original colonies. The post text reads: “The T1 Phone has arrived!! Those who pre-ordered the T1 Phone will be receiving an update email. Phones start sh…”
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 15/05/2026
via KAKE News “When asked if he regrets voting for President Donald Trump, who has implemented a sweeping immigration enforcement agenda focused on mass deportations, former Coldwater mayor Jose “Joe” Ceballos said no.“
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 12/05/2026
Donald Trump’s Economy
Screenshot of a New York Times breaking news alert dated May 12, 2026. A photo shows a densely packed crowd of travelers with rolling suitcases and backpacks waiting in a winding airport security line. The headline below reads: “U.S. Inflation Jumps 3.8%, the Fastest Rate in 3 Years.” The subtext states that consumer prices rose in April at the fastest rate since May 2023, driven by sharp increases in energy costs caused by the war with Iran. Photo credit: Vincent Alban/The New York Times.
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 09/05/2026
This is not even a full tank of gas! #TrumpsGasFailure
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 08/05/2026
Gas prices are $4+ all across America This is a failure of epic proportions by this Administration #TrumpsGasFailure
A screenshot of the AAA Fuel Prices website showing state gas price averages for regular unleaded as of May 8, 2026. The national average is $4.546. Prices range from a low of $3.984 in Oklahoma to a high of $6.160 in California. Other notable prices include Hawaii at $5.652, Washington at $5.764, Oregon at $5.335, Nevada at $5.234, Alaska at $5.249, and Illinois at $4.989. Most Midwest and Southern states fall between $4.00 and $4.40.A screenshot of the AAA Fuel Prices website showing state gas price averages for regular unleaded as of May 8, 2026. The national average is $4.546. Prices range from a low of $3.984 in Oklahoma to a high of $6.160 in California. Other notable prices include Hawaii at $5.652, Washington at $5.764, Oregon at $5.335, Nevada at $5.234, Alaska at $5.249, and Illinois at $4.989. Most Midwest and Southern states fall between $4.00 and $4.40.A screenshot of the AAA Fuel Prices website showing state gas price averages for regular unleaded as of May 8, 2026. The national average is $4.546. Prices range from a low of $3.984 in Oklahoma to a high of $6.160 in California. Other notable prices include Hawaii at $5.652, Washington at $5.764, Oregon at $5.335, Nevada at $5.234, Alaska at $5.249, and Illinois at $4.989. Most Midwest and Southern states fall between $4.00 and $4.40.A screenshot of the AAA Fuel Prices website showing state gas price averages for regular unleaded as of May 8, 2026. The national average is $4.546. Prices range from a low of $3.984 in Oklahoma to a high of $6.160 in California. Other notable prices include Hawaii at $5.652, Washington at $5.764, Oregon at $5.335, Nevada at $5.234, Alaska at $5.249, and Illinois at $4.989. Most Midwest and Southern states fall between $4.00 and $4.40.
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 05/05/2026
I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO THE PARLAMENTARIAN ABOIT THIS
Screenshot of a New York Times breaking news alert dated May 5, 2026. The headline reads: “Republicans Propose $1 Billion in Immigration Bill for Trump’s Ballroom Project.” The subheadline notes the money would go toward security improvements as part of an East Wing construction project, including a new ballroom that President Trump has said would be built with private dollars. Above the headline is a photo of two people photographing the White House from a distance, with the Washington Monument visible in the background.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 04/05/2026
How about a CERVEZA CRISTAL for everyone celebrating May the 4th
A hand wearing a black latex glove holds a novelty collectible packaged in the style of a vintage Star Wars action figure card. The card reads “Cerveza Cristal” and is branded by Dreadful Things. Inside the blister pack is a tiny miniature Cerveza Cristal beer bottle. The card’s background features a large Cerveza Cristal bottle being held by a shadowy hand, styled to look like a dramatic Star Wars scene. The packaging notes “Ages 21 and up” and item number 081978.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 04/05/2026
Anyone using the Tr*mp name on brand without permission would get both sued and investigated by DOJ AND YET He just goes around using IP without consequence
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 26/04/2026
Time to Kash Out
Screenshot of Politico Playbook:

POLITICO

FIRST IN PLAYBOOK: Things aren't looking great for FBI
Director Kash Patel.
Speculation ramped up this week over which ranking administration chief will go next after Pentagon head Pete Hegseth ousted his Navy secretary - with President Donald Trump's blessing. Now, a top White House official tells Dasha that Patel is likely the next Cabinet-level official to go.
f'It's only a matter of time," the official, who was granted anonymity to discuss the sensitive matter, said of the FBI director.
There are several reasons, the official said, but top among them is the number of negative stories centered on the FBI director is "not a good look for a Cabinet secretary," and Trump is fed up with the level of distraction.
Earlier this month, The Atlantic published a story recounting allegations that Patel had episodes of
"conspicuous inebriation and unexplained absences." Patel denied the allegations and sued The Atlantic for defamation. The New York Times reported in February that Patel instructed FBI agents to provide a full-time security detail for his girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins. The FBI told The Times she needed the protection because she faced death threats.
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 24/04/2026
Will Hegseth and Trump give him a free pass?
Screenshot of a New York Times breaking news alert dated April 23, 2026. Headline: “Soldier Used Classified Information to Bet on Maduro’s Ouster, U.S. Says.” The article states the soldier made more than $400,000 betting on outcomes related to Venezuela after learning of a U.S. operation to capture Nicolás Maduro. Photo shows figures including a DEA agent near a military helicopter at dusk. Photo credit: Vincent Alban/The New York Times.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 23/04/2026
Florida Republicans sound the alarms (special attention to FL27)
Screenshot of today’s evening AXIOS newsletter that reads:

Florida House Republicans are waving the caution flag on using their state in a last-ditch effort to pull ahead of Democrats in the mid-cycle redistricting race.
Why it matters: Speaker Mike Johnson told us he's "not worried at all" when asked if he's concerned about the GOP's Florida maps blowing up in the party's face.
• But his Florida delegation isn't so sure.
• "I like my lines," Rep. Maria Elvira
Salazar (R-Fla.) told us. She's warning about slipping GOP support among Latinos.
• "I do have some concerns about five,"
Rep. Kat Cammack (R-Fla.) told us, saying she's "very confident" they could squeeze two, maybe three seats from snap redistricting.
• Florida lawmakers will start a delayed special session next week that includes a look at redistricting. But there's opposition in the state Legislature.
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 22/04/2026
HOW BAD IS THE ECONOMY? A friend just passed along this photo from a restaurant charging MARKET PRICE for avocados
A photo of a menu where black font reads on white paper:

GUACAMOLE
We use fresh Avocado with tomatoes, onions, and Cilantro. 
$16.75
OR MARKET PRICE
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 21/04/2026
Never doubt that @politico.com and other outlets will continue to platform a “center” founded by a eugenicist through their reporting on #immigration
Screenshot from politico playbook that reads:

"Once [Noem] was gone, it's like, 'phew,' steam let off," said JESSICA VAUGHAN, director of policy studies at the Center for Immigration Studies.
"And it was more intense than I had even realized
- how frustrated people were."
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 20/04/2026
Alexa, play “Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen
Screenshot from the New York Times breaking story


What We're Covering Today
• Labor Department: Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer will step down from her post to take a job in the private sector, a White House spokesman announced on social media on Monday, as an
internal investigation into her leadership of the department was in its final stages. Investigators were reviewing allegations of widespread misconduct, including the use of department resources for personal trips and having an affair with a member of her security team. Read more ›
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 19/04/2026
It's almost like the White House doesn't want the Strait of Hormuz re-opened
Screenshot from the New York Times that shows a photo of a cargo ship with the headline text: 

U.S. Attacks Iranian Cargo Ship While Preparing for New Round of Talks

President Trump said the Iranian cargo ship defied an American blockade of Iran’s ports. The attack occurred hours after a White House official said the U.S. was dispatching a delegation to Pakistan for peace talks.
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 15/04/2026
sad news, @darthbluesky.bsky.social
Screenshot of an image of a golden retriever dog wearing a blue jersey with yellow trim, matching shoes, and the logo TIMBERWOLVES on the chest.

Image toppers reads:

News
NEW AIR BUD MOVIE REVEALS ORIGINAL AIR
BUD DOG HAS 
IGN • CINEMACON
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 12/04/2026
Where are the grassroots on this bill — that’s question number 1 Question number 2 — does Maria Elvia Salazar have a committee and floor strategy? Question number 3 — does anyone have a Stephen Miller strategy?
Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar (R-FL) speaks at a podium labeled “Dignity Coalition” outside the U.S. Capitol, her hand raised mid-speech. Rep. Veronica Escobar and other attendees stand alongside her. A sign reading “Dignity and Stability for Long-Term Immigrants and American Communities” is visible to the right. Photo by Andrew Harnik/Getty Images.
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 08/04/2026
Day 1 of the ceasefire is going as well as you’d expect…
A screenshot from an Associated Press story that reads:

• Iranian Parliament Speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf said Wednesday that a ceasefire and negotiations with the U.S. on ending the war is "unreasonable" as he accused the U.S. violating three of Tehran's 10 conditions for an end to the fighting. It comes as the not yet day-old ceasefire appears at risk of fraying over significant disagreements between the parties.
• The United States and Iran both claimed victory Wednesday after the two countries and Israel agreed to a two-week ceasefire to halt more than a month of war, even as more drones and missiles hit the Islamic Republic and Gulf Arab states.
• Israel has pushed forward its war against the Hezbollah militant group in Lebanon, striking dense commercial and residential areas of Beirut without warning, killing at least 112 people and wounding hundreds of others.
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said early Wednesday that the ceasefire deal doesn't cover fighting against Hezbollah, contradicting what Pakistan, the deal's broker, and other nations had said. Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz in response to Israeli attacks on Lebanon, and the U.S. demanded that Iran immediately reopen it.
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 08/04/2026
this is who Maria Corina Machado gifted her Nobel Peace Prize to
Rolling stone headline that reads:

WAR GAMES
'A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT, WARNS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE HOPEFUL
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 07/04/2026
how’s everybody doing?
Gold background image with black letters that reads “Twilight’s Last Gleaming” with a black banner with 2026 overlayed in white font
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 06/04/2026
🎂🥳🎈
A screenshot of a Pokémon card showing pikachu celebrating a birthday. The card is yellow and the ability is called “birthday surprise.”
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 05/04/2026
He is risen 🙏
View from a freeway in Los Angeles of Universal Studios Hollywood’s theme park buildings rising above the treeline, with a large Minion character figure perched on top of a silver building and colorful Dr. Seuss-style ride structures visible to the left. A hillside with dry brush rises in the background under a clear blue sky. Cars are visible on the freeway in the foreground.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 04/04/2026
the word “never” is doing all the work in this tweet
Screenshot of a tweet that reads

@RapidResponse47
X.com

Deranged liberals cook up insane conspiracy theories when @POTUS goes 12 hours without
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 04/04/2026
I need the FEMA official to tell me how I can teleport to this Waffle House
Screenshot of a tweet from @PokeTCGAlerts showing four screenshots from the Pokémon game Pokopia of a fan-made Waffle House recreation. The top two images show the exterior of the building at night with a yellow “Waffle House” sign. The bottom two images show the interior filled with fighting-type Pokémon including Hitmonchan, Hitmonlee, and Tyrogue posing inside the diner.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 04/04/2026
They would have hammered the nails
Screenshot of a tweet from @DHSgov (U.S. Department of Homeland Security) reading “Luke 23:46 — On this solemn day, we reflect on the ultimate sacrifice our Savior made for all humanity. Trust in God’s plan.” The tweet includes a dark, painterly image of the crucifixion with the text “Father Into Thy Hands I Commend My Spirit” and a citation of Luke 23:46.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 02/04/2026
FIVE STAGES OF WHITE HOUSE EMPLOYMENT
Cartoon by Kuper titled “Five Stages of White House Employment.” A conveyor belt moves figures from left to right: a cheerful man in a red cap waving goodbye, a man shaking hands with a Trump-like figure at a podium, the same figure firing someone, a man standing stiffly with a sword at his back, and finally a figure being pushed through a door. The progression illustrates hiring, orientation, termination, and expulsion.
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 30/03/2026
Perfectly normal behavior thehill.com/policy/inter...
Screenshot from THE HILL publication that reads:

Luna hosts Russian lawmakers to mixed GOP reactions, outrage from others
BY LAURA KELLY 03/26/26 07:07 PM ET
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 29/03/2026
… thehill.com/homenews/sen...
A photo of Senator John Fetterman with white text overlaid against a black background:

John Fetterman: ICE officers seem to have
'enhanced some kinds of performance' at airports

A version of the publication The Hill logo in a white square is on the bottom right
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Juan Escalante @juanescalante.com · 29/03/2026
Remember when Trump and Vance sold voters on their “no new wars” stance?
Screenshot from WAPO headline that reads:

Pentagon prepares for weeks of ground operations in Iran

If President Donald Trump approves the plans, such an effort would mark a new phase of the war that could be significantly more dangerous to U.S. troops than the first four weeks.
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