Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I can tell that Landman for the Rams has terrible breath. 000
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I’m guessing there is maybe 5 managers that could be personable and say regular human words to a couple 12 year olds. Pat Murphy is one of them. www.facebook.com/reel/2001526...facebook.com 010
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I’m going to go throw up, and then emerge and present myself to my family as the sane patriarch that I am. #Seahawks 020
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Well, crap. They didn’t exactly deserve that win anyway. #Seahawks 020
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This has settled into a pretty good game. #Seahawks #Niners 010
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026@adamdoctolero.bsky.social 4th quarter: Hope your hating this torture as much as me, lol. 110
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026One thing’s for sure, you need a kicker in the NFC West. #Seahawks 010
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Darnold looks good. He may himself suggest he needs to be better, but I won’t hold my breath. #Seahawks 000
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026At halftime someone should mention to the players that the Niners are looking to strip the football. #Seahawks 000
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The Mike Evans “who are you?” was at least a little funny #Seahawks 010
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026When I’m president, blocking will not be optional. #Seahawks 020
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m not sure why Nick Saban is in all these commercials now. Has the personality of a bookshelf. 010
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on Vrabel. I’m sure I’ve seen this before from a HC but I have no recollection. But if you’re a HC and this happens, how do you expect the team to listen to your noise about being disciplined. 000
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Rodney Linares better be at least interviewed. That would be a stone unturned otherwise. #Mariners 010
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He seemed to be high on SEA’s list. I’m not super mad they can’t sign him now. #Mariners 010
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Any given Thursday we have potential to witness the worst football game ever played. This one has all the makings. 000
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The time between managers is the most exciting, because nothing has been screwed up yet. Anything is possible! For instance, the #Mariners brass can still go out and trade Naylor back to CLE for Steven Vogt. 😄 011
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 29/09/20264th and goal (7 yards) with a backup QB in the first half in which you lead — not super smart. 000
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 26/09/202668 teams in “Power 4” conferences and it’s just a struggle to find a decent game. #cfb 000
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only) 000
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The #Mariners brain trust paired that starting pitching with this abominable collection of “fielders”. Strategery. (If you’re looking for a reason to make a change, look no further). 000
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026First half analysis for #BHAFCstatic.klipy.comLarry David Says Pretty, Pretty, Pretty GoodALT: Larry David Says Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good 020
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@adamdoctolero.bsky.social Look at my cool new hoodie. On Seagulls! (Been a longtime supporter for over 4 weeks). 111
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Taylor Ward has an OPS of .375 since coming over to SEA. He had 36 HRs last year. He doesn’t have 36 RBIs this whole season. Truly putrid stuff. #Mariners 010
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Someone decided a few years back that all halftime shows and pre game shows and post game shows need to feature their talking heads with full bodies, standing awkwardly in a studio. #sports 010
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We have to outlaw turning upfield before the WR has actually caught the ball. (This Huskies team really, really stinks btw). #GoHuskies 000
Joel Perkins @jtperks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Our OC stinks at covering his mouth with that laminated paper. He’ll watch tape and get better. #Seahawks 000
