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Jason Howard

@jthwho.bsky.social
21 followers 19 following 29 posts

He/Him. Tries to play elegantly with ideas. Usually fails. Not even close to baseline. Website: jasonhoward.com GitHub: github.com/jthwho Mastodon: social.sdf.org/@jhoward

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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That's just shit finding its lowest energy state.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New America? US owns the moon? Sure seems like someone needs a diaper change.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Give it a few years and this will be a complaint about all the cybertruck parts on the roads. Thems some highly entropic vehicles.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
@mst3kofficial.bsky.social do this one next!
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Dynamite will render to chunky salsa equally those who have proof of purchase and those who do not.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
There is no media, there is only Zuul.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Christians. And logic. But mostly Christians.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Our meaningful social change is in another castle.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The media's response to this has left me with the belief they're as dead inside as that CEO.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
All of them. Well, except for maybe that one. You know the one I'm talking about.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Viewed for your perspective or the chicken's?
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This is encouraging, but I cant help but hesitate. I'm wary about social feed algorithms. Even if they're well meaning, it's way too easy for them to over optimize and keep me supplied with a endless loop of junk food. And of course, there's what happens when a company is less well meaning.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
What does a nebula taste like? Never been that high.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Finally, an explanation of those modem sounds.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Billionaires and their goddamned AI. The whole thing has some real Billy Mays energy about it.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
It's usually something like "Not today, Internet. Not today."
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Weird, I feel motivated to buy your coffee and never use a bank. I'm thinking these banker types may not actually understand humanity. Oh yeah, and fuck capitalism.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I suppose that musk dude found his intellectual equal.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
It's like a new pair of underwear. Constricting at first. But eventually it becomes part of you.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Yup. It works.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I'm all for colliding different pieces of Amazon together at 99.9999% the speed of light, if you think it'll help.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
There once was a man named #Musk. His manner was ever so brusque. He bought up the #Twitter, transformed it to litter, and what's left is a big bitter husk.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Well, on the plus side, we'll get cryptobro action figures that we can tape fireworks to.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I guess the creepy spiders need to drive something...
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Hey God!
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Next time dance to the back. It'll be more fun and people will leave you alone.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Rehab might not fix this.
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Meta commentary?
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Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Iced Earl Grey. Unsweetened. It's a game changer, I promise.
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