Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026New America? US owns the moon? Sure seems like someone needs a diaper change. 000
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Give it a few years and this will be a complaint about all the cybertruck parts on the roads. Thems some highly entropic vehicles. 000
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Dynamite will render to chunky salsa equally those who have proof of purchase and those who do not. 000
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 12/12/2024The media's response to this has left me with the belief they're as dead inside as that CEO. 000
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 05/12/2024All of them. Well, except for maybe that one. You know the one I'm talking about. 010
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 03/12/2024This is encouraging, but I cant help but hesitate. I'm wary about social feed algorithms. Even if they're well meaning, it's way too easy for them to over optimize and keep me supplied with a endless loop of junk food. And of course, there's what happens when a company is less well meaning. 000
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 03/12/2024What does a nebula taste like? Never been that high. 000
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Billionaires and their goddamned AI. The whole thing has some real Billy Mays energy about it. 020
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 03/12/2024It's usually something like "Not today, Internet. Not today." 000
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Weird, I feel motivated to buy your coffee and never use a bank. I'm thinking these banker types may not actually understand humanity. Oh yeah, and fuck capitalism. 000
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I suppose that musk dude found his intellectual equal. 040
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 01/12/2024It's like a new pair of underwear. Constricting at first. But eventually it becomes part of you. 110
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I'm all for colliding different pieces of Amazon together at 99.9999% the speed of light, if you think it'll help. 040
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024There once was a man named #Musk. His manner was ever so brusque. He bought up the #Twitter, transformed it to litter, and what's left is a big bitter husk. 010
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Well, on the plus side, we'll get cryptobro action figures that we can tape fireworks to. 000
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I guess the creepy spiders need to drive something... 000
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Next time dance to the back. It'll be more fun and people will leave you alone. 000
Jason Howard @jthwho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Iced Earl Grey. Unsweetened. It's a game changer, I promise. 010