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Justin Thorne

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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 18h
🐒 Trump's real rally audio, saying "Let 'em take out Los Angeles. Let 'em take out San Diego," with AI-generated Donald J. Chimp presiding. I'm pretty sure that this doesn't make his words any less sinister, nor the applause any less crass: youtu.be/Kh97EAW_lzw #TrumpIran #PoliticalSatire #AIParody
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🐒 "Let 'Em Take Out Los Angeles!" | Trump Nebraska Rally Chimp Parody (AI Satire)
YouTube video by Tart Jabs
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He doesn't wear them well.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That it looks about as inviting as a Cybertruck is not a compliment.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
📌 Staking my claim as the only person to launch an acid disco pop country satire song about Trump’s latest UN meltdown—using his words as the verses and bridge. He's read "Fake Stats for Dummies" cover to cover. ▶️ On YouTube: youtu.be/YG5hK7fk6MQ #MusicSky #PoliticalSatire #TrumpSatire #Satire
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🤠 TOO OLD TO FIX — Trump’s UN Speech as an Acid Disco Pop Country Song
YouTube video by Tart Jabs
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fierce, perhaps, but fiercely ignorant sounds more accurate. Nimble, hardly.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whether Florida is ready for a democratic socialist senator or not, they're desperately in need of one.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They'd need to care about others for that to happen. Not holding my breath.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the beginning of several 1990s sci-fi action movies, all of them forecasting a perilous future for humanity.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nailed it. Wordle 1,927 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He's always been profane.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You got the DIP part right
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please confirm that RFK Jr is manning the roadkill bear rotisserie station.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Respecting one's faith (or any faith, or simply one's own humanity) arguably makes an easy case for rejecting Netanyahu's actions as Prime Minister. This should be normal instead of being novel.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 23/09/2026
ICE wiped thousands of people from its database. Families are paying the price.
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ICE wiped thousands of people from its database. Families are paying the price.
Lawyers and loved ones are scrambling to find people suddenly culled from DHS rolls.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A solution in search of a problem. And a problem it will be.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was just talking about the Tylenol case last week with the family.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That looks like a man-to-man battle between Bessent and Baier to determine who has the most obnoxious face...
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'll take it. Wordle 1,922 2/6 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When even Karl Rove AND George W. Bush can't support you, you might want to pay attention, MAGA candidates/voters. But I'm not counting on that happening. www.thedailybeast.com/george-w-bus...
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George W. Bush Returns to Deliver Stunning Snub to MAGA
A Texas fundraising event attended by the former president spurned a key midterm candidate.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is one of those acts of sad right-wing political theater that seem simultaneously inaccurate and unimportant even if accurate. It takes a special Tuberville to accomplish that.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kash Pathetic working hardly
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kash Pathetic
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I regret spending time on this post's meaningless premise
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This masquerades as a plausible answer in the US for the past decade and change largely because of the counterproductive American stigma around public transportation, and because tech bros like trying to solve problems that aren't actually problems.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As always, JD is definitely JV material.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No audio coverage of Trump is way better for America than it is for Trump. This is a "less is more" scenario.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He's usually trapped in a vortex of baseless supposition.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He's back on this weird take on AI again? youtube.com/shorts/XzZVj...
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Trump Hates “Artificial”: Donald on AI (Short) | Satirical Broadway Style AI Music Video 🎭
YouTube video by Tart Jabs
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Before Trump declares the EU an adversary, Denmark should partner with the EU to build and station EU troops there.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is the least surprising headline of all of the disappointing Trump White House headlines today.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trump does his best to make it impossible to decide what the worst thing he did this week (today?) was, but this has to be a contender: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Trump bans CNN, MS Now and Politico from White House
President has overseen an unprecedented restriction of access for major news media since start of second term
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Been a while since I got a 2. Wordle 1,916 2/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pretending to care for about 45 days? That's the Abbott playbook.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every day the orange menace is in office ensures greatness remains nowhere in sight.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ted Obvious Cruz
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And they don't pay gasoline taxes that help fund repairing the roads that the completely unnecessary Cybertrucks help wear down.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well done, A Fan!
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If not Biden, Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've always assumed that the Benny Hill theme song is just playing on a loop 24/7.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The devolution of the LA Times continues...
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Correction: Dumerica (without the B as Trump prefers)
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Denial is a river in Amurica
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Third Stepdad In Row Has Goatee — theonion.com/third-stepda...
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Third Stepdad In Row Has Goatee
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How's the Trump pox on our nation coming along? Seems pretty rampant still.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Snap. Good question, no answer.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The uncanny resemblance to a metal sarcophagus on wheels is highly ironic.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He's "couching" his statement in rank stupidity
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Grifty, Dozy Don at the controls of the smoke and mirrors machine again.
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I always treat every declaration with skepticism until I see an article link. 👍
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Justin Thorne @jthorne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
2026 outlook is definitely bleak: autos.yahoo.com/ev-and-futur...
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Tesla’s Cybertruck Sales Are in Freefall – So Bad It Invites Ford Edsel Comparisons
Tesla Cybertruck sales collapsed 48% in 2025 to just 20,237 units, with Q1 2026 hitting a record low of 3,519 deliveries.
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