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JThomasAlbert

@jthomasalbert.bsky.social

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Call me Tommy. Graphic designer stuck in the Florida panhandle, Tabletop gaming enthusiast, he/him, the good kind of weird If you quote-repost me to get a dogpile going, I will just mute the thread.

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That's because you're already Bort.

Image of minor character Bort from "The Simpsons," a young boy with brown hair in a red shirt holding personalized souvenirs with his name on them.

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Rosaleen from "The Company of Wolves" (1984)

Actor Sarah Patterson as Rosaleen in the 1984 erotic horror "The Company of Wolves. She is a young dark-haired woman wearing a red cape & hood.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mom bought this and it was in our living room for a long time. She did some redecorating and was going to put it in a closet, but I asked if I could have it.

The original "Star Wars" poster by fantasy/sci-fi artist Tim Hildebrandt. Made without the benefit of knowing what Carrie Fischer or Mark Hammil actually looked like.

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Princess Dragon Mom

Image of actress Terry Liu as Demon Princes Elzebub (a.k.a. "Princess Dragon Mom") from the 1974 Hong Komg sci-fi/action movie "The Super Inframan."

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Wanderhome"

Cover for the "Wanderhome" TTRPG created by Jay Dragon with an illustration by Sylvia B. depicting a trio of anthropomorphic animals (rabbit, turtle, mole) in fantasy garb travelling along a road through a peaceful bucolic setting with a field of dandelions in the foreground and a majestic mountain range in the distance.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pete from the "Grounded" series.

The character Pete as he appears in the 2022 coop crafting adventure game "Grounded" (2022) He's a scrawny blonde tween with glasses & blond hair. He is dressed in hiking boots & shorts with knee-high green socks and a purple button-down shirt with the sleeves rolled up and a planets of the Solar system print.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Mrs Carmody. I mean, the mist DID go away after. . . y'know. . . the thing she said they should do.

Actress Marcia Gay Harden as the ranting prophet Mrs. Carmody in the 2007 film adaptation of Stephen King's horror novella "The Mist."

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Banjo-playing singing goat with glasses from the animated feature "Hoodwinked." (2005)

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You still can't top this image.

Rush Limbaugh "smoking" a "cigar."

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Alien creature from the sci-fi/action/horror "Attack the Block." (2011) The creature is slightly larger than the average adult human. It is ape-like, covered in light-absorbing black fur and sports a set of large filled jaws with pointed fangs covered in bioluminescent bacteria that glows a soft pale blue.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A SPACE CARROT! (And then they'll all be sorry.)

Actor James Arness as the titular alien invader in the 1951 sci-fi/horror "The Thing from Another World" directed by Howard Hawks.

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: 5 Neat Guys will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

Promotional photo of the vocal group 5 Neat Guys. From left to right: John Candy, Joe Flaherty, Eugene Levy, Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A grumpy-looking cartoon toad thinking, "This is some serious bullshit."

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

Actor William Duell as the omniscient shoe shine guy Johnny in the 1982 television comedy series "Police Squad."

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Imperator Furiosa

Actor Charlize Theron as Imperator Furiosa in the 2015 post-apocalyptic action movie "Mad Max: Fury Road. The upper half of her close-shaved head is painted black. She has a mechanical left arm and is armed with a rifle fitted with a sniper scope.

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Name a non-LoTR chatacter who could resist the One Ring. Gobbo!

Gobbo from the JoCat videos. A cute little green goblin in a brown tunic.

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn" (1987)

Theatrical poster for the 1987 horror/comedy "Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn" featuring a human skull with eyes looking right at the viewer.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

A character from the "Grand Theft Auto" video game franchise weilding a large purple phallic sensual aid like a club.

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"Vulva Balm? I don't get it. . ."

The character Catclops from the animated series "Venture Brothers" contemplating a jar of Tiger Balm.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Movie poster for the 2012 film "The Odd Life of Timothy Green," a film about a child growing from the ground like a plant. The poster feature's the legs of a young child. The feet are wearing green socks. A small vine pokes out of the top of one of the socks.

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Capybara in a hot tub. No question.

Capybara in a wooden tub being filled by a hot spring.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

A better example:

Actor Daniel Radcliffe as Ignatius "Ig" Perrish in the 2013 horror/mystery film "Horns" adapted from the 2010 novel of the same name by author Joe Hill. After the brutal murder of his love Merrin, for which he is blamed, Ig sprouts a pair of horns which compel those who see them to confess their darkest secrets & desires. He uses this ability to track down his love's real killer. After identifying the killer, Ig embraces his diabolical nature to exact revenge. He is pictured here with cracked burned skin glowing from within like molten magma. The small goat-like horns have grown into swooping bull-like horns and his eyes glow with yellow light.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party. (Some of these have multiple characters in them.)

Cover to the first "Dragonriders of Pern" trilogy collection by Anne McCaffrey featuring the dragonrider Lessa riding on the golden queen dragon Ramoth and the dragonrider F'Nor riding the bronze drake Mnementh.

Poster for the 1986 fantasy adventure film "Labyrinth"

Actress Amanda Bearse as the character Amy Peterson from the 1985 horror/action film "Fright Night" after she has been turned into a vampire.

The character Cornfed Pig from the animated series "Duckman." He is an anthropomorphic pig in a brown suit with a blue striped tie and a fedora.

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Kamen from "Scavenger's Reign" (2023) Seriously, fuck that guy.

The character Kamen from the 2023 sci-fi animated series "Scavenger's Reign."

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I mean SERIOUSLY!

Bob Geldof as the rock musician "Pink" in the 1982 film "Pink Floyd - The Wall" after he has a mental health crisis and adopts a neonazi persona.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Maya from "Space 1999."

Actress Catherine Schnell as the slien metamorph Maya from the 1970s sci-fi TV series "Space 1999."

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I feel like we would get along great.

Loaf the beaver from the 2026 animated film "Hoppers."

He looks very chill. . . or stoned.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Current Mood:

A very grumpy cartoon toad thinking, "This is some serious BULLSHIT!"

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"Kung Fu Hustle" (2004) There are better movies, sure, but this is my favorite to watch.

Promo art for the 2004 martial arts fantasy action/comedy "Kung Fu Hustle" directed by and staring Stephen Chow.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Sarah from "Labyrinth" (1986) (Jennifer Connelly was my celebrity Crush when I was 16.)

Still image from the 1986 fantasy adventure "Labyrinth" showing actress Jennifer Connelly as Sarah, the main character. Sarah is a young woman with long dark brown hair. She is wearing blue jeans, a white button-down blouse with puffy sleeves and a shiny silk vest with an embroidered floral pattern.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Old B.O.B. from "The Black Hole" (1979)

The robot Old B.O.B. from the 1979 sci-fi adventure "The Black Hole." B.O.B. is a sanitation robot. He is heavily battered & damage from abuse at the hands of the sentry robots who look down on him as "inferior."

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Before there was Wade Wilson, there was Irwin Schwab.

Cover for the first issue of "Son of Ambush Bug" published by DC comics. Ambush Bug is a man named Irwin Schwab who found an alien teleportation suit. The suit is green with a pair of long golden antennae. Schwab is fully aware he is a comic book character, leading to a lot of meta-humor.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Squidward Tentacles from "Spongebob Squarepants" pouring a cup of coffee.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Ambassador Magma!

Photo of Ambassador Magma (a.k.a. *Goldar") a golden humanoid robot with long hair and a pair of amtennae.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

NGL, would definitely watch.

Photo of actor Daniel Craig in a tuxedo with the caption, "James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise location."

Lobby card from the 1966 sci-fi adventure film "Fantastic Voyage" about a team of scientists & doctors who get miniaturized and injected into the body of an important scientist to perform life-saving microscopic brain surgery.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I read "The White Dragon" when I was 9. (ca. 1979/1980) I'd asked my mom to buy it for the really awesome Michael Whelan cover on the paperback that I wanted to copy. I ended up falling in love with the series.

Cover for the hardback edition of Anne McCaffrey's original "The Dragonriders of Pern" trilogy featuring a pair of humans riding a pair of dragons over mountainous terrain.

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

They never made enough cartoons with him.

Image of the Looney Tunes character "Egghead Jr." He is a yellow chick with an exceptionally large head wearing round wire-rim glasses, a red shirt and a black & res striped beanie.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Scene from the 1989 adventure/comedy "Erik the Viking" showing a group of people standing in the water as their island sinks beneath the waves while they vehemently deny it's happening.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Title screen from the Commodore 64 version of the 1983 multiplayer economic sim game "M.U.L.E." by Ozark Softscape published by Electronic Arts.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Annoyingly, she was. . .

Still image from the 2007 horror film "The Mist" based on a novella by Stephen King and directed by Frank Darabont. The image features actress Marcia Gay Harden as Mrs. Carmody, a raving preacher who feels the mist and the monsters lurking in it are a divine punishment that can only be abated by the sacrifice of a living child.

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Currently:

Still image from the animated series "The Amazing Digital Circus" featuring the characters Gangle and Zooble sharing a moment. Gangle has a porcelain Melpomene (tragedy) mask and long coiled ribbons forming her body. Zooble is toy-like with a plastic body full of sockets for attaching an assortment of parts & accessories. She has a purple head shaped like a wedge of cheese with a pair of mismatched eyes and two wacky antennae. He limbs are all mismatched. The pair are actully humans trapped in a VR simulation of cartoon circus.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The character "Immortan Joe" from the post-apocalyptic action flick "Mad Max: Fury Road"

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I'm having risk for lunch.

Photo of a Taylor Farms Everything with Chicken Chopped Salad.

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Let's not forget Conrad Veidt's Cesare inspired one of the best "The Kids in the Hall" characters:

Still image from the sketch comedy show, "The Kids in the Hall" featuring manservant Hecubus (David Foley) and Sir Simon Milligan (Kevin Thompson) of the fictional public access show "The Pit of Ultimate Darkness." Hecubus is pale with black hair and is dressed in a black unitard. Sir Simon is dramatic-looking and wearing a purple print jacket over a black shirt.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Emoji with a big open-mouthed smile, visible tongue and eyes rollin up to the right.

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Roger Dean

Watercolor illustration by Artist Roger Dean. A colorful alien ship with a sail remnuscent of a dragon's wing glides through a world of floating islands and twisted trees.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Drop something toothy.

Still image from the horror movie "Fright Night" (1985) featuring actress Amanda Bearse as Amy Peterson, a young woman who has been transformed into a vampire with a fang-filled ear-to-ear grin.

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

"I spoke with my old friend, Mitch McConnell. . ."

Illustration from the classic Charles Dickens novel "A Christmas Carol or: Ebenezer Scrooge." Ebenezer, in his sleepong attire, is seated before the fireplace and confronted by the ghost of his deceased business partner, Jacob Marley, who drags heavy burdensome chains representing the sins he committed in life.

JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

"The Shining" (1980)

Still image from the 1980 horror film "The Shining" zoomed in on an old photograph captioned "Overlook Hotel July 4th Ball 1921." The man hosting the party bears an alarming resemblance to the film's main character, a man born well after 1921 who, possibly driven mad by the malevolent spirit of the hotel, attempts to murder his wife & child.