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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈

@jthn.uk
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🌈LGBT+ 👴🏼genx'er🐱cat person🍕 pizza 🎵https://www.last.fm/user/jthn75 🍎 music.apple.com/profile/jthn75 Events occur in real time.

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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 12/10/2026
same, girl 😍 #Eastenders
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 08/10/2026
seriously though, who puts salt & vinegar crisps in a fish finger sandwich?! also, ketchup?! bitch, no.
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 30/09/2026
what a time to be alive ☺️
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 30/09/2026
lauren is such a dirty cow cheating on peter with mark. although I can’t judge her as I would too 😍😍😍 #EastEnders
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 27/09/2026
it's not even started yet and these people are already annoying me. #CelebTraitors
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 26/09/2026
poorly kitty ❤️ #Caturday
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 22/09/2026
me with your man 😏
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 11/09/2026
literally me in tesco
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 11/09/2026
£1.20. #BrokenBritain
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 09/09/2026
PADAM, BITCH!
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 09/09/2026
I can confirm my 17 minute activity when I woke up is not on the list. 👊🏼💦
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 08/09/2026
oh hey, cute guy on Tipping Point 😍
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 03/09/2026
also this one!
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 03/09/2026
not gonna lie, I kinda wanna try this. (not my hand in the pic)
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 31/08/2026
someone casually rocking the Greggs hoodie 👌🏽
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 31/08/2026
oh fuck off
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 20/08/2026
me, watching clips of Ariana Grande’s The Eternal Sunshine Tour:
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 15/08/2026
the f- it- flam- flames… flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breath... heaving breaths 🔥
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 12/08/2026
(partial) TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEEEEAAART!
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 31/07/2026
apparently this song has been number one for 18 weeks and I literally don't think I've even heard it. is it shit?
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 15/07/2026
Harry Mitchell in his green top appreciation post ❤️ #Eastenders
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 19/06/2026
obsessed with this house that's for sale in the street over. £100k if you fancy it.
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 07/05/2026
proper lovely day today! 🌞
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 04/05/2026
this is such nonsense but I'm sticking with it because I want to know what the very bad thing that happens is.
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 18/04/2026
hope Shelly is doing well these days ❤️
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 13/04/2026
not the autocorrect suggestions outing me 😭😭😭
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 02/04/2026
I'm starting to think Nestlé stole their own KitKats just so they could do this 'go buy a KitKat and see if it's one of the stolen ones!' thing.
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 30/03/2026
I finally pay the mortgage off and my credit score plummets 😂 luckily they’re mostly nonsense so whatever.
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 27/03/2026
this is absolute filth but I want it so bad.
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 22/03/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Madonna (44) Janet Jackson (31) Kelly Clarkson (23) Harry Styles (14) Justin Bieber (12). #myweekcounted 205 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
Collage of photos of the bands Madonna, Janet Jackson, Kelly Clarkson, Harry Styles, Justin Bieber
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 15/03/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Pet Shop Boys (57) Taylor Swift (12) Louis Tomlinson (9) Robyn (6) Madonna (5). #myweekcounted 181 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
Collage of photos of the bands Pet Shop Boys, Taylor Swift, Louis Tomlinson, Robyn, Madonna
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 05/03/2026
I'm disgusted, intrigued and also a little turned on by these.
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 23/02/2026
actually baffled that people enjoy these kind of videos. like, what?
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 17/02/2026
£2.20 for a tin of Heinz Big Soup.
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 14/02/2026
this is gonna be my weekend ☺️
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 03/02/2026
we'll never forgive or forget what she did.
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 27/01/2026
time for some problematic early 2000s reality trash. ❤️
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 15/01/2026
well, these are nasty af 🤮
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 09/01/2026
topping up my diabetes with these beauties. still the best biscuits ❤️
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 30/12/2025
my tea > your tea
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 26/12/2025
wtf have Quality Street done to the purple ones? 😭
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 17/12/2025
probably the only person living in #Teesside that thinks the Parmo is over-rated. the cheese to chicken ratio is always way off.
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 17/12/2025
secretly enjoying watching the WDR2 #Weihnachtswunder livestream and blaming @veotv.bsky.social for it.
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 16/12/2025
pretty clear she's just trolling us at this point. although, this lowkey looks decent.
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 22/11/2025
they need to dump these crappy Milky Ways and replace them with mini Topics or Galaxy Ripples. literally, anything else.
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 07/11/2025
back when I bought pornos, I sure did have a type. mates of manual workers. ☺️ #porn
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 30/10/2025
why are my suggested FB Reels just people sitting in their car with ridiculous amounts of McDonalds? Does anyone actually enjoy this type of content?
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 27/10/2025
Didn’t this used to be £5.50 or something? they’re having a laugh with these prices. 😂
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 23/10/2025
it is one thirty in the morning. the audacity of this bitch. half one!
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jonathan 🏳️‍🌈 @jthn.uk · 15/10/2025
Potato Waffle Cheeseburgers ❤️
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