Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026crazy that Carter and Lewis both speak the same language, and that language is, ostensibly, English #Survivor 130
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026asdfaewjhfkj this fuckass Survivor cast omg im DYING. whatever their casting philosophy was this season, please continue doing only this forever 010
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026may 2027 feels like a fake time, but if it does end up being a real time, im hyped!! 010
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026CARLY RAE JEPSEN FINALLY PLAYING AN INDOOR VENUE IN NYC!!! YOU WILL NOT GET RAINED OUT A THIRD TIME 140
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026insane that they stopped giving them recipes for the technicals, like what the fuck are these even supposed to be testing 010
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"i love the look of them" and it's literally this? ????????????????????? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A COOKIE BEFORE 210
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"why are you adding the salt" - paul hollywood about a person who was going to add salt to the top of a cookie like literally we cannot let this man exist on this hsow 200
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i love this show but the english shouldnt be allowed to touch food 110
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"this is chocolate chip cookies" "classic" "yep, it's got some dried sour cherries" *shot of batter* 100
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*presses start on GBBO ep 2* *sees it's biscuit week* *sees signature is american-style cookies* i will not be ragebaited by the judges, i will not be ragebaited by the judges, i will not be ragebaited by the judges 351
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ur telling me that child who won GBBO a few years ago is a full adult now?? 110
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026big brother finale tonight and unfortunately i am INVESTED, i may need 1-2 business days to recover depending on outcome 021
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i saw a picture of the men from Love Is Blind: Boston and thought it was from a satire account. it was not. 000
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026okay this season of big brother, despite how much i have said i hated it, is actually incredible 010
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I read it wrong the same way in your tweet and was like why did she type the same thing twice 120
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This season of Big Brother is the worst thing that's ever happened to my eyeballs but also I can't stop watching it 010
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m mad at Ed Sheeran for making me think about Macklemore in 2026 050
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026in a 10-day period i will have seen Titanique, Robyn, & Juliet, Charli XCX, Sara Bareilles, and Matteo Lane, and maybe that's the gayest a person can be 040
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026was ignoring all the P!nk nonsense but unfortunately she had to post an explanation that made it worse 010
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 10/09/2026oh the newly announced gay tennis film Forty Love is NOT based on the gay romance novel that came out this year called Thirty Love, silly me how could i get that confused 110
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026unfortunately for what it says about me, every single one of my socials is just showing me clips of andrew scott spitting in some twink's mouth 110
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026on the one hand, i glad that the three times i've forgotten my keys, i was able to open my apartment door using a credit card on the other hand... 120
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Adults season 2 was like an all timer and also no one has ever been hotter than Isaac Cole Powell in ep 3 010
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026sara bareilles is STILL DOING IT. thank u girl for finally giving me another studio album, it's perfect 030
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026god Adults is so good, but like why the fuck are they doing 8 episode seasons. GIVE ME TWENTY TWO EPISODE SITCOM SEASONS AGAIN 030
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026season 21 of taskmaster maybe the best ever, what a delight start to finish. every task was brilliant. every contestant was brilliant. run it back 010
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026started jetlagthegame season 19 on wednesday and had to pause it halfway through and have not finished ep 1 yet. i simply cant 010
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i opened twitter to look at a big brother video and in the year 2026 it's telling me to follow the guy who was the drummer for One Direction's tours 000
Jon @jtak.bsky.social · 17/08/2026the understudy I saw like five times in Be More Chill in two months in 2019 is now playing Shane in the parody Heated Rivalry musical 310
