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JStaal

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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My theory is that the 2010-2020s social internet is like a novel virus that comedians from the 80s thru 00s developed no immunity to
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yikes that’s a lean month
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Season from hell
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Only if your ready to get your heart broken by there not being a season 2. (Don’t worry, season 1 is a complete story. It’s still just absurd we didn’t get more)
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m so confused by how bad these throws are. Like it’s not even a poor decision, he’s just overthrowing/underthrowing like a 3rd of his passes
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Easy betting favorites for the ‘season from hell’ team
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What do the chip advancements on the Watch look like? If I have this correct this is our first generational advancement since the S9 3 years ago (the S10 was functionally the same chip). I’d love some comparisons of using os27 and Siri compared to the previous gen
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can’t get over how the whole football media went in on ‘he’s being quiet because he actually thinks this team has what it takes’ and not the obvious ‘oh he’s clearly not doing well’
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Also I love a report that confirms what anyone could’ve told you 8 years ago
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nevermind the website says it supports MagSafe! I thought it was a glaring omission in the tech overview but maybe I missed it 😅
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can’t decide if that or no wireless charging feels worst
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The lengths they’ll go to before they give us the option for individual course 3 lap races 🤣
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I spent my teens and twenties wishing 2D Metroid would come back. Now I’m in my 30s and I can’t believe how good we’re eating 😭
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The amiibos unlocking polygonal masks felts like such a tease
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Which ones?
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So the dynamic hasn’t changed at all in 30 years? Democrat is in the White House: panic Republican is in the White House:
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Wayne Knight as Nedry: 'See, Nobody Cares'
ALT: Wayne Knight as Nedry: 'See, Nobody Cares'
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And the gap from today is over twice as long!!
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I find it’s always so revealing of the accuser. It shows how they’ve so internalized the mindset of ‘they hate us out of jealousy for being rich.’ The reality is no, people hate you because you have everything and you’re a piece of shit who uses that wealth and privilege to hurt others
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I gotta go with the finding Nemo “mine” seagulls for the Seahawks
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@griffinmcelroy.bsky.social
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Will Ferrell in Blades of Glory: Provocative Quote
ALT: Will Ferrell in Blades of Glory: Provocative Quote
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@reckless.bsky.social Google Zero alert!
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Thank you! 5 color decks end up too same-y. Having to choose between having a flavorful commander vs one that gives me access to all the colors i want sucks! This solves both problems in a way that can be bespoke and narrow
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wait is it not just me? Recently I’ve been using the ‘never recommend this channel’ option because YouTube keeps putting weird AI thumbnail videos with less than 100 views on my feed
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“I need…” - proceeds to describe the most trivial desire possible
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Also it’s a hotel, obviously I’m in a different time zone! You end at 9 which is 6 on my body clock?! Screw you!
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
By definition, free markets require strong government regulation for them to exist in the first place. This goes back to Adam Smith’s Common Sense and the origins of capitalism. Otherwise, as the theory of capitalism tells us, monopolies will immediately spring up and end real competition
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Apple popularizing the mouse as THE way to interact with the computer in Jobs 1.0, only to insist on making ergonomic nightmare mice from Jobs 2.0 onwards, is so funny
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Landon Bloom Asks 'What Am I Looking At?'
ALT: Landon Bloom Asks 'What Am I Looking At?'
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s that time of year again observablehq.com/@awoodruff/d...
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Move along the cardinal directions
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Claire Fisher & Nate Fisher: You Can't Take A Picture
Alt: Claire Fisher & Nate Fisher: You Can't Take A Picture, It’s Already Gone
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“Holding up” doing a lot of work here
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
youtu.be/UAv0LYLQi5c?... Best interview/video I’ve watched on YouTube in a while. It’s a fascinating story of developing software for millions of users. Specifically the central role psychology plays, and whether the best interests of users can ever be reconciled with the incentives of corporations
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The Story Behind Star Wars Galaxies' Notorious Jedi Problem - /noclip
YouTube video by /noclip
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Literally some of the highest quality variety show content out there right now. Not, ‘great for a streamer,’ but highest quality anywhere, period
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Englishmen Survive Unrelenting Bombardment
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Things Pokemon has canonical real-world dates for: Discovery of Mew - July 5th Birth of Mewtwo - February 6th NASA Moon landing - July 20th, 1969
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Tbh I love it that way. Don’t have any of the money people looking at it, asking why it’s not full of ads to offset costs.
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The fucking apple boy?!
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’ve been told for my entire life that every major American sport is the most exclusive club in the world for the unimaginably wealthy. How about if you want admittance to said club you have to, I don’t know, spend money on any necessary improvements you want to make on your money-printing machine?
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Tucker has been planning on this for a while. His play to be the inheritor of Trumpism is to run for president under a MAGA 3rd party ala UKIP/Reform
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It sounds like the PC I’ve wanted since I was 13. No one told me that adulthood would be a perpetual monkey paw existence!
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I would love if someone calculated the what the price range of this would’ve been 18 months ago
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Will Ferrell: I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills
ALT: Will Ferrell: I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Is this functional? Requiring repairability = 👍 User swappable batteries = 👍 Everyone on USB - C = 👍 This? Forcing Apple to give OpenAI, Anthropic, DeepSeek, and whoever else access to all their user’s date for AI purposes? I actually hate that
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’m very peeved at no actual seconds of gameplay because right now we have no way of knowing. At the very least that will have to make the over-world drastically bigger. Making it look modern would only put a spotlight on how Hyrule Field is just a circle to run around in by today’s standards
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Switch 2 only. Get it now with a pack-in game before the September price hike
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
They start off AI by parroting the concerns all normal humans have about these companies. Then they do these demos in a new split screen with an over the shoulder view of their phone screen. It’s kinda awkward but it’s hanging a big spotlight on the fact that unlike 2024 - these are real demos!!!
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This WWDC is FASCINATING. - Tim Cook starting in front of the rainbow arches with the matching Pride Band and Watch Face - Going all in with the stoners naming MacOS bit. - Starting with tackling a bunch of random daily annoyances. - Going all in on child safety concerns. Only THEN do they say AI
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JStaal @jstaal.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It’s on Disney+ if you have that
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