jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Trey has never been the same ever since that tragic cheese press incident back in the Autumn of ‘71. 000
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 12/08/2026RIP Tim and Alex. Horace still trots among us, fortunately. 041
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This just in: Thousands of ICE agents hospitalized with severe penis burns after initial rollout of shock gloves. 020
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I want to live in a world where my government officials don’t have imaginary super friends. 020
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 03/07/2026A bolt of lightning striking Trump onstage would be a perfect ending to this entirely too long episode of ‘American Horror Story’. 000
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 30/04/2026The last “concerned” Republican died on March 28, 1969. His name was Dwight D. Eisenhower. 181
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Resign? His political career couldn’t be any brighter. He definitely has the qualifications and background to be the next Republican president of the U.S. 000
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Mike Johnson is not a deeply closeted homosexual. Can I prove that? No. 000
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 15/11/2025“Shit. I know shit is bad right now.” -President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, reading off his Teleprompter 010
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 10/08/2025That model of Trump doll is known as the ‘Putinizer 5000’. 020
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Sounds like the title of a book in the Preteen Fiction section of a MAGA store. Coming soon: Donny Saves High School Cheerleading www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...whitehouse.govFact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Saves College SportsSAVING COLLEGE SPORTS: Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order to protect student-athletes and collegiate athletic scholarships and 020
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I dislike dill, but I grow it to feed these little guys. 020
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 06/07/2025“Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool.” -attributed to Voltaire 000
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Kakistocracy (/ˌkækɪˈstɒkrəsi/ KAK-ist-OK-rə-see) noun: government by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous people 010
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 30/06/2025That’s clearly 50% of a breakfast, the missing 50% being a cup of black coffee. I know this because this was my standard breakfast for over two decades. 000
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Save us, o Lord, from your irrational followers. And while you’re at it, dear Lord, have a word with Muhammad and Abraham about their irrational followers. Amen. 050
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Fill up a clean pet food can with the beans, then eat some of those beans with a spoon in front of company. I did so in front of my kids and the reactions were priceless. 0100
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I’m hoping that Trump receives his much coveted Nobel Peace Prize very soon. Posthumously, of course. 000
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 24/06/2025It’s likely never going away. The direct ancestors of MAGA have existed in America since the very beginning. These ancestors brought us the Civil War, the KKK, Jim Crow, and now MAGA. It will probably always be with us…the trick will be to get them to crawl back into the shadows again. 100
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Did Chaplin borrow this from Roscoe Arbuckle? Arbuckle did a very similar ‘roll dance’ routine in one of his films that predates ‘The Gold Rush’ by a few years. 000
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Lee is not only a hypocrite, but he lacks empathy, is dishonest, and has diminished critical thinking skills. In other words, he has the qualities of all too many fundie Christians. 010
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Like all too many Christians, Dinesh is not a big fan of the 9th Commandment. 130
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I think the best place to look for this guy is in closets. Most, if not all, rabid homophobes hide in the deeper recesses of closets. 0160
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Haha! Once again, you clearly didn’t read the study that you posted previously, and that last ‘source’ is devoid of citations. The only truly verified miracle of the Catholic Church is that it’s still in business after shelling out over $3b (in the U.S. alone!) to settle sexual abuse charges. 300
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Furthermore, there’s probably the same amount of scientific evidence for Jesus’ existence as there is for the existence Zeus, Odin, Set, Ahura Mazda, Kali, Inanna, and the countless other gods conjured up by humanity’s history…and that amount is none. 200
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Did you even bother to read the link/article you posted? I did. I’m guessing you didn’t read it, as it concluded that the ‘miracle wafers’ were most likely the result of fungal and bacterial growth and the initial testing methods utilized by the church/clergy were severely flawed. 100
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Your ‘proof’ has no sources or citations. It’s unsubstantiated nonsense, much like the Bible. Ritualized, symbolic cannibalism is just plain weird, Edith. 100
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Haha! There isn’t even any empirical evidence that Jesus even existed. Not a single word is known to have been written about him during his alleged lifetime. I find that a bit odd, considering all those publicly displayed miracles occurred in the relatively literate society of ancient Judaea. 100
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Sure, Edith. God/Jesus, allegedly the most powerful being(s) in the universe, can’t fight for himself. That makes perfect sense. By the way, Edith; can you present any empirical evidence for the actual existence of god and/or his son Jesus? Since they’re omnipresent, it should be pretty easy. 300
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Interesting little meme that you chose for your post, Edith…a menacing-looking crusader decked out in armor, armed with an implement of violence. Thanks for reminding everyone of the violent history of religion in general and of Christianity in particular. 200
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 01/06/2025What discourages me is the millions of people who support Trump. These people will still be around after Trump is not. Like Trump himself, his followers are impervious to facts, reality, and logic. The table has been set for the next Trump…even a series of Trumps. My optimism is beginning to fade. 010
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 30/05/2025There’s one less lying grifter in the world this evening. apnews.com/article/bern... Former New York Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik, who pleaded guilty to federal tax fraud, has diedapnews.comBernard Kerik, who led NYPD on 9/11 before prison and pardon, has died at 69Bernard Kerik, who served as New York City’s police commissioner on 9/11 and later pleaded guilty to tax fraud before being pardoned, has died. He was 69. 010
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 22/05/2025The Bible, of course. Oh, wait…you said ‘non fiction’…then I guess it would be “The Art of the Deal”. Oh, shit…that’s fiction as well. Okay, I’m going with “On the Origin of Species” by a guy named Charles Darwin. I’ve read it twice. Definitely a non fiction masterpiece that got me thinking… 000
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Harry Potter and the gang want their ball back ASAP. 000
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 18/05/2025My brother broke his leg while golfing. He fell off the ball washer. 000
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Stop being silly. An ejaculating god is completely implausible. The real story is that Mary was artificially inseminated by a ghost, which is obviously much more plausible. 010
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 14/05/2025The tattoo means ‘Mary’s Son 1 entity 3 parts’. All popes have to get that tattoo. 0100
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Of course Evangelicals overwhelmingly support Trump. Trump is a monumental hypocrite, is greedy, intolerant, lacks empathy, and has stunted critical thinking skills. As an added bonus, Trump is a sexual predator. In other words, Trump has the same qualities as many Evangelical preachers, 010
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 11/05/2025It’s called a kakistocrasy, and Trump’s ‘administration’ is a textbook example. 010
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Slovenia gained its independence from Yugoslavia in 1991. Melanija Knavs was born in 1970 in what was then Yugoslavia. And yes, her pants are undone. She was probably between tricks…and no, she wasn’t a magician. 020
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I hate it when businesses don’t post the prices of their products/services. 020
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 04/05/2025So her pleas to her imaginary super friend didn’t amount to much? This is unprecedented. 020
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 01/05/2025This is bad… www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...whitehouse.govStrengthening and Unleashing America's Law Enforcement to Pursue Criminals and Protect Innocent CitizensBy the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:Section 1. Purpose and 010
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 01/05/2025For those keeping score: Since 1948, there have been 12 economic recessions in the U.S. 10 of those recessions began when a Republican occupied the White House. 2 began during Democratic administrations. At least one economic recession began under every Republican administration but one (Ford). 020
jsolti.bsky.social @jsolti.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Last 12 economic recessions: February 2020 (Trump) December 2007 (Bush 43) March 2001 (Bush 43) July 1990 (Bush 41) July 1981 (Reagan) January 1980 (Carter) November 1973 (Nixon) December 1969 (Nixon) April 1960 (Eisenhower) August 1957 (Eisenhower) July 1953 (Eisenhower) November 1948 (Truman) 110
