J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Don’t procrastinate on your homework, because what if Donald Trump dies and you can’t go celebrate because you’ve got an 11:59 deadline? 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 26/01/2026If you don’t get your reading done, and you wait until the last minute, and Donald Trump dies, you’re going to be stuck inside doing homework while we’re all out celebrating. Get it done. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 23/01/2026ICE agents are just ignorant pawns in the administration’s attempt to push violence to the point where martial law can be declared. No-knock warrants and ICE agents getting shot in the face by terrified occupants isn’t a bug, it’s a feature. The piss-poor training is by design. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 15/01/2026ICE is scared, but not scared enough. Stay on their neck. 010
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Corporations act annoying that they have to go through you to get your money. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I look forward to Trump’s grave being the first federally funded gender inclusive bathroom. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 10/12/2025In case you weren’t aware, Venezuela sits on some of the world’s largest oil reserves. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Having to pay for perfume samples should have been the canary in the recession coal mine. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 30/10/2025The ability to change your view in the face of new information is among the most honest things a person can do. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 11/10/2025The US has never been “great.” We’ve merely obtained the intermittent and patchy application of financial and military bloat. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Charlie Kirk: “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment” 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 05/07/2025The devastating blow to higher education is part of a wider plot to force our young adults into the military. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 19/06/2025It only took 5 years for companies to start advertising for Juneteenth sales. JFC 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 16/06/2025So I was wrong…because the “artillery” had the organization and enthusiasm of a kindergarten winter recital. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Jokes on you, if I die during the protests then I don’t have to pay my student loans anymore. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 14/06/2025My tinfoil hat theory is that this isn’t all for a parade. It’s to move artillery into the city without significant resistance. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Is it just me or has pop music gotten reeeeeal churchy lately? 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 06/06/2025No one told me that becoming a grad student would involve such a dramatic identity shift. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I need to get Hello Kitty school supplies for grad school, because my flavor of midlife crisis has layers. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Education and fascism will never peacefully coexist. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 16/05/2025There is no hell quite like waiting for a grad school decision and receiving email notifications for spam. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Never accept criticism from someone who you wouldn’t go to for advice. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Laws that do not protect me, do not apply to me. #habeascorpus 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Linda McMahon sent a letter to Harvard threatening to cut off their funding. Harvard responded by correcting the letter and posting it online. 💀💀💀 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 25/04/2025TikTok is working fine except that anything related to the Holocaust or RFK’s list of autistic Americans is having trouble playing after the first keyword. Strange. 010
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I wish I could get a job but I really can’t afford it. #murica 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Buying Magic:The Gathering cards is just gambling with extra steps. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Note to self: Pre-watch 90s movies before sharing the nostalgia with your kids. Last night’s viewing of 1994’s “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” definitely didn’t age well. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I wouldn’t normally recommend Ayn Rand’s work, but a critical reading really hits different in today’s climate. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Free school lunches were initially implemented by the DoD, because after WW1 we didn’t have enough nourished people for the military. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Stores that have membership programs requiring you to clip coupons in an app are a ridiculous pain in the ass. I’m already running a fucking errand. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 27/02/2025If abortion is only granted in cases of rape, the number of men accused is about to skyrocket. I’d rather ruin 6 months of your life than 18 years of mine. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Being a self employed artists is just one long sidequest. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 22/02/2025 I’m going to use my fictional $8k stimulus to fund gender-affirming surgery on the aborted fetuses of undocumented immigrants and drag story time with that book about the two gay penguins. 010
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Legend has it that Luigi’s hair is so powerful that it drains the life force of every hairline it encounters. 110
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Student protests are very rarely on the wrong side of history. 010
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 20/02/2025If you believe that you’re going to be receiving an $8k stimulus check, I fully encourage you to spend it in advance. Put it on credit. Do it. 010
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Today I used the Dark Web…to buy egg-laying hens. What a time to be alive. 000
J Snyder @jsnyderart.bsky.social · 11/02/2025In case it wasn’t clear, I love and support my undocumented, BIPOC, Muslim, Jewish and LGBTQ+ family. Call me a traitor if you want, I’m on the right side of history. 010