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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The google gemini + hot blonde woman commercial might genuinely be one of them pale riders of the apocalypse
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Awoke to an email from yelp where an owner responded to a review from 4 years ago. Someone got a bag last night lol
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*one hundred beers deep* JULIA ROBERTS DOESNT GET ENOUGH CREDIT FOR HER WORK IN OCEANS 11 & 12 SHE IS REALLY SOMETHING IN THEM
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Immediate block for anyone using 20+ year old internet phrases like 'for the win' or any genuine use of the word epic
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Taylor Rooks helping rehab Deshaun Watson was not something I expected to see.
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Took a fresh, hot cup of coffee to the bathroom and everything my grandfather ever did suddenly makes sense
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I cannot tell you how many boxes per week I would have gone thru as a kid. Lord these sound delish
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not to distract from Mike Tomlin's Mincraft Town but it is still wild to read, process, and understand that the Pope of the Catholic Church was born on the Southside of Chicago.
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Twice a month the neighbor (who doesn't have a loud ass dog) will do what I can best describe as rearranging every last shelf in his kitchen cabinets
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Havent watched beisbol in a while and I am not liking the sponsor patches on the jerseys. Very trashy look
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bluesky should have a dial to adjust the bluesky-ness of the posts you see
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the same damn breath, Kirk said the ref who made the call wasn't in a good position to make the 'no good' call and then said the call was no good. This guy really does just suck at commentating
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh my god😂😂😂😂😂
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ATL-ATL-ATL 😂😂😂
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kinda nice to see those state troopers surrounding Holly Rowe's interviewing area wishing somebody would
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pete just pulled a Lane move and that's like quadrupling down on eating the best pie ever or a kick to the dick
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really wish Lane Kiffin didnt advertise for the lord's soda, Dr Pepper, but that "illegal lane change" bit was too good not to do
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tough break for the Cats
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I bought frozen biscuits & frozen sausage patties to make sausage biscuits at home and there's just some things we need to leave to the professionals.
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Documented hater of Ohio St but that was a late hit
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you want something done...
A University of Tennessee Volunteers Football fan (greatest people on Earth) celebrating a touchdown with two handfuls of his fellow fan's hairA University of Tennessee Volunteers Football fan (greatest people on Earth) celebrating a touchdown with two handfuls of his fellow fan's hairA University of Tennessee Volunteers Football fan (greatest people on Earth) celebrating a touchdown with two handfuls of his fellow fan's hairA University of Tennessee Volunteers Football fan (greatest people on Earth) celebrating a touchdown with two handfuls of his fellow fan's hair
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Someone please screenshot or GIF that few seconds of television where the UT fan is about to pull his friend's hair out from excitement
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If your energy bill is higher than mine, you are an evil polluter who is destroying the world one auto-pay at a time. If your energy bill is lower than mine, you are a hermetic loner who needs to enjoy life more.
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Stop unsubscribing from email lists and start blocking.
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They just robbed western michigan.
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think we need to take a step back from analytics and take some power away from the data nerds. The reigning national champ should always start the next season at number 1 and remain there until proven otherwise. That should be a benefit of having won it all
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's probably a good thing that Google & Meta are monitoring the subreddits discussing how to disable their AI bullshit features. They're learning that genpop doesn't want AI shoved down our throats, right? And not learning how to prevent the next version from being disabled by users?
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm dealing with a body shop who accepted my car with working parking sensors and is trying to return it to me with non-working sensors. It's also going thru the insurance of the person who hit me, so there's layers to the people I'm in comms with. Lord take this burden & give it to Ted Cruz. Amen.
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm not really sure how much longer I can handle my brain consistently replaying old painful & embarassing memories like a youtube fantasy files
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I would rather have ice picks shoved in my eyes than watch another second of this pour a perfect pint of guiness segment.
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Congrats to Vince Staples on Big Fish being used for the NBA 2k27 ad. Musta been one helluva bag
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Belichick has on a sick hoodie, gotta give it up for the hoodie
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ultimate proof that East Tennessee sucks ass is that Dolly chose to be laid to rest in Nashville. The place she was born & raised and also made 1.5 bajillion dollars from wasn't good enough lmaooooo
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It has been so wholesome and borderline healing to witness the sheer amount of love for Dolly. Even Trump managed to not fuck it up. Here's my personal favorite though.
A tweet from the Democratic People's Republic of Korea's official account honoring the late and great Dolly Parton. It shows Dear Leader overlooking a breath taking view of Mt Paektu.
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Walking some miles to break in the new boots and buddy this never gets easier lol
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Seeing one of your favorite bands get fewer than 100 likes on an IG post
static.klipy.com
Boy Contemplating on Couch
Alt: Little kid really thinking about life
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Marvel brought back Ultron 😂 Holy shit they really don't have a plan
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Genuinely thought Pat McAfee's new album was a rap thing but it's actually AI bro country rap-talk-"singing", Jason Aldean esque.
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The End of Oak Street was really good, a perfect summer movie, as was the soundtrack. A+ work on song selection. I'll be playing Valerie by Steve Winwood for the forseeable future
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm 70% impressed and 30% annoyed that there are 32 holds ahead of me (for 10 copies) of LotR Fellowship of the Ring book.
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thank you, Russell Westbrook. What a legend.
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Buying a straight jacket to watch movies without scrolling my phone
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
*visibly holding back tears* No it's fine, I'm sure I'll have another chance to participate in the Chicago White Sox' "Peace Be With You" event where everyone goes around and tells strangers "peace be with you"
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Should I invest in an oil company thru a QR code on a YouTube ad in the middle of a 2010s NFL recap video? Can I afford not to?
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Boss hired my replacement and we'll be working at the same time for three more days but he is almost comically going out of his way to avoid us talking. Just the final act of a three ring dumpster fire i suppose
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Some of yall think you know what awkward is but yall aint know shit. I watched Adam Sandler's "That's My Boy" in theaters with my grandmother and brother in a theater with like 2 other people.
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
TikTok is evil of course but it's Instagram who I blame for a majority of where we are. Every single person became a celebrity who must document & report on their lives to the public. We did a speedrun to everyone equating being incorrect to being cancelled so any discourse in no longer possible
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Still think about the Thunder Road sauce from Calhoun's back in Knoxville.
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
An IV drip but it's hot fudge and it drips directly in my mouth
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jsnyder1119.bsky.social @jsnyder1119.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Gotta give credit where it's due: "It has become clear that the project has created divisions..." is an INCREDIBLE turn of phrase considering what what they were trying to pull.
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